Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Stars are About to Pull a 'Big Bang Theory' on Your Comfort Zone!"

The next Aquarius will start in 40 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 55 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 67 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 63 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 40 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, listen up Aquarians, because your celestial sphere is looking more chaotic than a game of Calvinball in zero gravity. Now, the Moon's so new it couldn't even legally buy a drink at Mos Eisley Cantina. It's like a little baby moon, just learning to pull the tides. So, if you're feeling a bit off-kilter, like a Browncoat in Alliance territory, don't panic. That's just the Universe doing its thing. With the next full moon not until 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023, you've got some time to sort out your lunar shenanigans. But remember, time moves faster in space, or at least it feels that way when you're in an engine room with Kaylee. This is the perfect moment to embrace your inner Wash and try something new - fly a spaceship, play with dinosaur toys, maybe even marry a warrior woman. Who knows? Just remember to keep your sense of humor, because in space, no one can hear you laugh. So, get out there, grab life by the thrusters and remember: we're all just stardust floating in an infinite cosmos. Or as I like to say: "I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar." #AquariusHoroscope #LeafOnTheWind #StardustAndSpaceships

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-12-12-2023)