Aquarius Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors for Aquarius: A Stellar Odyssey of Galactic Giggles and Astrological Antics in the Cosmos!"

The next Aquarius will start in 283 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Friday, 14 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 298 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 310 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 306 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my Aquarian comrades! Your quirky, nerdy astrologer here with a not-so-cryptic message from the celestial bodies. Ready to dive into the cosmic soup? Let's go! As Pluto hangs out in your sign like an interstellar couch potato, it's time to embrace your inner rebel and shake things up. Trust me, the Universe loves a good plot twist. Are you feeling the urge to rearrange your sock drawer by color or start a moon rock collection? Go for it, you Aquarian weirdo, you! The Third Quarter Moon, 22.1 days old (but who's counting, right?), is urging you to reflect on past accomplishments and prune what no longer serves you. Like that Babylon 5 DVD box set that's been collecting dust since the dawn of time... yeah, it's time to let that go. Let's not forget, Aquarians are the mad scientists of the zodiac. Let your genius flow as freely as your lava lamp, and you'll find your eureka moments are plentiful this week. Just remember to jot them down, or they might evaporate like that kombucha experiment gone awry. In summary, my interstellar Aquarius amigos, let your freak flag fly with pride, prune the outdated, and keep those mad scientist thoughts flowing. And remember - when in doubt, ask yourself: What would Susan Ivanova do? 🚀🌌✌️ #Aquarius #PlutoParty #InterstellarCouchPotato #MadScientistVibes #Babylon5Wisdom

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