Aquarius Report

"Galactic Aquarius Alert: Expect a Meteor Shower of Emotions Today, and No, a Space Umbrella Won't Help!"

The next Aquarius will start in 192 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 19 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 207 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 219 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 215 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 192 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, space travelers! Let's talk about the Aquarius gang. This is your resident astrologer, Luke Skywatcher, coming at you live from a galaxy far, far away, and no, I'm not talking about Andromeda. Now, hold onto your lightsabers because this Waning Crescent moon, currently chilling at 25.4 days old, is making you feel more like Luke Skywalker on Dagobah than on Tatooine. That's right, folks, you're feeling the force, but it’s all mysterious and swampy. You're knee-deep in Yoda's backyard, trying to lift your X-wing out of the murky depths. It’s a tough gig, but someone’s gotta do it. You're experimenting, pushing boundaries, and trying to use the force (or just your regular, everyday intuition) to pull that starship out of the mud. And with the next full moon looming on August 1st at 18:33:26, you're feeling the push and pull of the universe. Here's a pro tip: Instead of trying to move mountains (or starships), start with pebbles. Or Ewoks. They're lighter, and they won't get mad if you drop them. Plus, they're cute, and they make delightful squealing noises. #EwokLifting #AquariusPower Remember, Aquarians, every Jedi Master started as an apprentice. It's okay to be in the learning phase. Embrace it. Get muddy. Talk to strange, green creatures (you know, your friends). Just remember to keep your light saber clean. Rust is a real pain in the asteroid belt. May the force (and the stars) be with you! #StarWarsHoroscope #AquariusChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.07.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-13-07-2023)