Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to boldly go where no water-bearer has gone before: Your laundry pile!"

The next Aquarius will start in 191 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 206 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 218 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 214 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 191 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, Aquarius! So, the moon is in its waning crescent phase, which means it's about as close to being a new moon as my last batch of kombucha was to being drinkable. The moon is 26.4 days old, which in celestial terms, is like being the awkward teenager of lunar phases. Not quite a child, not yet an adult, and probably listening to a lot of angsty moon rock...or something like that. This phase is all about introspection and release, just like when you finally decide to clean out your browser history. You know, all those tabs you've had open since 1999? It's time to let them go. Your energy might be low, kinda like your phone's battery after a Netflix marathon. It's okay, embrace this period of rest and recharge. With the next full moon scheduled for August 1st at 18:33:26 (yes, the universe is that precise), you're heading towards a time of illumination and fulfillment. This is your 'big reveal' moment, sorta like when they unmask the villain in Scooby-Doo, but hopefully with less creepy old men involved. So what does this all mean for you, dear Aquarius? Well, it's a good time to celebrate your individuality, tune in to your inner sci-fi geek, and maybe even rock some tie-dye. Don't forget to water your indoor plants, they're thirsty for more than just sunlight. Remember, the stars are just like us - they're billions of years old, mostly made up of hot gas, and have no idea why they're here either. Shine on, you crazy diamond! #AquariusVibes #StarGazingNerd #LunarLaughs #AstrologyAndChill #MoonMoods

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-14-07-2023)