Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Uranus in Retrograde - Expect Sudden Showers of Cosmic Chaos...and Possibly Alien Invaders!"

The next Aquarius will start in 66 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 81 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 93 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 89 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 66 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello dear Aquarius, or should I say...Neo? In the world of the Matrix, you're the one who's always willing to take the red pill, aren't you? Your curiosity never ceases to amaze me. It's no coincidence that you've been feeling particularly restless lately. You know why? Because the Waxing Crescent moon is just 3 days old, and it's acting like a cosmic energy drink for your already adventurous spirit. Now, listen closely. Your lucky number this week is 101, binary for 5. But don’t go looking for a glitch in the Matrix, it simply means you’re due for some change. Use this energy to unplug from the usual routine and plug into something new. Maybe try coding, or hey, how about learning kung fu? The stars have aligned (or rather, have glitched out) in your favor. It’s time for you to embrace your inner Neo and remember: there is no spoon. So channel this energy and bend reality to your will. And if you happen to meet an Oracle, ask her about cookies. Remember, Aquarius, you're not just a water bearer, you're the bearer of your own destiny. So, jump high, dodge bullets, and keep believing in the impossible. #MatrixMadness #AquariusAwakened #NeoNerdom #MoonMischief #ThereIsNoSpoon #RedPillReality.

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-16-11-2023)