Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm and a Chance of Accidental Genius!"

The next Aquarius will start in 188 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 203 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 215 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 211 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 188 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, Aquarius! Let's dive into the cosmos and decode your celestial fortune. With the moon being 29.2 days old, it's as mature as a bottle of fine wine or that cheese you forgot in the back of your fridge. Now, it's not just any old moon, mind you, it's a new moon, fresh as a daisy and raring to go. The universe is whispering sweet nothings into your ear, urging you to embrace change like a long-lost friend. With the next full moon on the horizon at precisely 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023, set those reminders, folks! I suggest setting an alarm for 18:33:25 so you'll have a full second of preparation. This lunar event is your personal cosmic starting gun. And, it's not just any ordinary starting gun, but a space-age, laser-firing, photon blaster starting gun. So, pull up your cosmic socks, and get ready to sprint towards your dreams. In the immortal words of the great Doctor Who, "We're all stories in the end." So why not make yours a bestseller, Aquarius? Just remember to include some alien encounters, time-travel, and a dash of intergalactic love. Oh, and one last thing, Aquarius. Remember to keep that nerdy, quirky, unique spirit of yours shining brighter than the Sirius star because, after all, normal is just a setting on a washing machine. #AquariusVibes #NewMoonMagic #FullMoonFever #SpaceAgeSprint #DoctorWhoWisdom #NerdyIsTheNewCool

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-17-07-2023)