Aquarius Report

"Quantum Fluctuations and Cosmic Dust: Aquarius, Your Love Life Might Just Be More Mysterious Than Dark Matter This Week!"

The next Aquarius will start in 187 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Monday, 22 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 195 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 143 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, Aquarius! Look who's having a party in your sun sign - it's tiny, distant Pluto, going all retrograde on us. Now, don't freak out. Retrograde doesn't mean Pluto is moonwalking back into the 80s - though it'd look rad in neon leg warmers, I'm sure. It's just that from our perspective here on Earth, it looks like it's moving backward. Ain't science a hoot? Now, this little celestial dance might stir up some deep-seated issues. You know, those "I should've been an astronaut" or "Why can't I own a pet alien?" kind of feelings. But hey, remember, even Jack O'Neill had his share of galaxy-sized problems and he turned out okay - well, mostly. Couple this with a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 10.6 days old - which, in moon years, makes it a rebellious teenager - and you've got yourself a cosmic stir-fry of emotions. You might feel a tad more sensitive than usual, but that's okay. Just take a leaf out of Teal'c's book and keep your cool. Use this time to reflect on your aspirations, maybe make peace with the fact that you'll probably never get to argue with a Goa'uld System Lord or help Rodney McKay recalibrate an Ancient device. Channel that energy into something more... terrestrial. Like finally sorting your recycling or binge-watching all ten seasons of Stargate SG-1. Again. Remember, Aquarius, even in the vast cosmos, you are significant and important. Also, you're not alone - we're all just earthlings trying to decode the stars while hoping to stumble upon a Stargate. #StargazingWithHumour #AquariusCosmicRide #PlutoRetrogradeParty #WaxingGibbousMoodSwings #StargateLifeGoals

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-17-07-2024)