Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: You're About to Have More Surprises than Schrödinger's Cat in a Fireworks Factory!"

The next Aquarius will start in 65 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 80 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 92 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 88 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 65 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Aquarius, my water-bearing friend, brace yourself because the universe has decided to throw a cosmic curveball at you. With the Waxing Crescent moon being just 4.1 days old, it's practically a toddler, and we all know how unpredictable they can be. Expect sudden mood swings, tantrums, or an uncontrollable desire for ice cream! But hey, don't fret, I'm not suggesting you to start building an arc or anything, but you may need to invest in a good umbrella. Or maybe a spaceship. You know, just in case of alien rain. Your ruling planet Uranus is currently on its best behavior, so expect some radical ideas to sprout from that brilliant brain of yours. Now, don't let anyone tell you that your ideas are 'out there', remember ET was also 'out there', and we all loved him. In the love department, Venus is doing the cha-cha-cha with Mars, which means passion is on the horizon. If you're single, that cute barista might just misspell your name right. If you're attached, expect some intense Netflix and chill sessions, and by that I mean, actually watching Netflix and chilling, get your mind out of the gutter, Aquarius! Remember, Aquarius, the truth is out there, but so are lies. So keep those X-files instincts sharp and don't believe everything Mulder... I mean, Mercury in retrograde tells you. #Aquarius #WaxingCrescent #NerdyAstrologer #UranusIsNotAJoke #MulderWouldBelieve

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.11.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-17-11-2023)