Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Starry Shenanigans Predict You'll Discover Water on Mars...or at Least in Your Houseplants!"

The next Aquarius will start in 187 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 14 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 202 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 214 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 210 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 187 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey, Aquarius! Your stars are aligning like the marbles in a game of KerPlunk! The new moon, 0.5 days old? It’s barely out of the cosmic cradle, but it's already stirring up some intergalactic mischief. Expect unexpected warp-speed changes, like swapping your quantum coffee for a herbal tea... or discovering you've been using decaf all along. Wicked, right? Mercury has pulled on its dancing shoes, and your communication zone is about to get funky. Be sure to speak with clarity; otherwise, you may end up ordering a large pizza when you meant to ask for the meaning of life. You know, the usual Mercury Retrograde mix-ups! The Saturn-Uranus square is playing peekaboo in your chart (cheeky little devils), so brace yourself for a delightful dose of chaos. Remember, Aquarius, change can be as refreshing as a supernova in a black hole, so embrace it like Spock hugging a Tribble. And finally, keep an eye out for Venus. She's winking at you from the cosmic corner, promising a dash of love magic. But be warned: approach with caution. Venus can be as unpredictable as a photon torpedo at a Starfleet picnic. Stay groovy, Aquarius. Remember, the force IS with you - unless it's taking a nap. In that case, you're on your own. #AquariusHoroscope #NewMoonMadness #CosmicChaos #AstrologyNerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-18-07-2023)