Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarius: Your Forecast Predicts a Stellar Splash of Cosmic Craziness - and No, You Can't Blame Mercury This Time!"

The next Aquarius will start in 307 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 16 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 315 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 263 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Oh my Aquarian friends, brace yourselves! Mars and Pluto are throwing a cosmic house party in your sign and let me tell you, it's going to be more exciting than a Star Trek Convention in Silicon Valley! Now, remember, Mars is that fiery, action-oriented red planet. It's like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of our solar system - all muscle, energy and 'I'll be back' attitude. So when it makes its grand entrance into Aquarius, expect some action-packed days ahead. You might find yourselves being the Captain Kirks of your own life, boldly going where no man (or woman, or non-binary individual) has gone before. Meanwhile, Pluto, our small but mighty dwarf planet, is also hanging out in Aquarium lands. Now, Pluto is like the Albert Einstein of planets - small stature, big impact. Its presence could lead to some intense soul-searching and transformation. You might feel like you're going through a Spock-like Vulcan mind meld with yourself - deep, transformative and a bit confusing. With the Waxing Gibbous moon 9.4 days old, the lunar vibes are as potent as the coffee at a late-night coder's caffeine binge. Expect emotions to run higher than a trekkie's excitement at a surprise Leonard Nimoy cameo. So, my Aquarian friends, prepare for warp speed ahead. This month, it's all about embracing change, seeking out new life and new civilizations, and boldly going where no Aquarian has gone before. And remember, in the words of Spock, “Live long and prosper.” Or as I like to say, "Live long and keep stargazing." #AquariusAstroAlert #MarsInAquarius #PlutoParty #LiveLongAndProsper #WaxingGibbousGlamour #StarTrekAstrology #CosmicCoderCaffeineBinge #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-19-03-2024)