Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Cosmic Wisdom and a 100% Chance of Existential Ponderings, Bring Your Galactic Raincoat!"

The next Aquarius will start in 186 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 201 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 213 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 209 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 186 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Good day, my delightful Aquarian friends! The stars are aligning for you in an interestingly intergalactic way this week. With the New Moon just out of its cosmic diapers at a tender 1.4 days old, it's practically brand spanking new! This baby moon is gurgling with potential and possibilities, much like the time I attempted to recreate the Big Bang using a kettle and some instant coffee. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well. However, in your case, this celestial event means fresh starts and exciting opportunities! Embrace the lunar energy and get ready for a cosmic upgrade! Think of it as your software update from the universe. Just make sure you're connected to the galaxy's WiFi. You don't want to be stuck buffering while everyone else is streaming their celestial blessings. Don't forget to take a moment and soak in the moonbeams. They're not only great for photosynthesis (that's for my plant-based individuals), but they're also good for the soul. Remember, every good Aquarian knows that moonlight is the best light for midnight snacks and existential crisis. So, buckle up, space cadets! Your horoscope is looking as promising as a plate of hot chips after a night of star-gazing. It's time for you to grab opportunity by the space horns and show the universe what you're made of! #AquariusUpgrade #CosmicBuffet #MoonlightMunchies #InterstellarInternet #GalacticGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-19-07-2023)