Aquarius Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aquarius! Your Planetary Alignment is About to Make Things Seriously Groovy!"

The next Aquarius will start in 184 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 199 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 211 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 207 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 184 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey, Aquarian comrade! Listen up! With the Waxing Crescent moon just 3.2 days old, it's younger than the half-eaten sandwich in the back of your fridge. So, here’s what the cosmos has in store for you this week. First off, you know how your sign is the 'Water Bearer' but you're an air sign? Yeah, the universe has a quirky sense of humor, doesn't it? It's kinda like having a vegetarian at a barbeque party - they fit, but they don’t. This week, you might feel a similar kind of paradox. You'll be like Schroedinger's cat, simultaneously loving solitude, and craving social interaction. The waxing crescent moon is like your cosmic green light, urging you to initiate those new projects you've been daydreaming about. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Death Star. Patience, young padawan! When it comes to relationships this week, you might feel like you're stuck in a Star Trek episode where you're the only one who realizes the Klingons are running the ship. Don’t worry, though, your Spock-like logic and wit will help you navigate through any emotional wormholes. In conclusion, this is a great week for embracing your paradoxical nature, starting new projects, and boldly going where no Aquarian has gone before. Remember, the Force is strong with you, Water Bearer. #AquariusHoroscope #StellarScience #WaxingCrescentMoon #StarTrekVsStarWars #CosmicParadox

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-21-07-2023)