Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, This Week You'll Be More Balanced than the Force on a Good Day - Just Watch Out for Any Unexpected Sith Encounters!"

The next Aquarius will start in 304 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 312 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 260 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Ah! Aquarius, the water-bearer. The great cosmic water balloon fight champion of the zodiac? You're in for a ride this week as Mars and Pluto are both vacationing in your sign. It's like having a cosmic slumber party! With Mars, the celestial warrior, in your sign, don't be surprised if you feel like a nerdy gladiator in a sci-fi movie. You know, the one who uses quantum physics to outwit the oversized alien? That's you! You'll be filled with energy, courage, and a dash of reckless abandon. Don't worry, though, those TPS reports won't stand a chance against your newfound vigor. And let's not forget about Pluto, the misunderstood dwarf planet (No offense, Pluto. We still love you!). Pluto might not be the biggest planet in the solar system, but it sure knows how to stir things up—especially when it comes to rebirth and transformation. Be prepared for a spiritual overhaul, my friend. Let those old ideas decompose and make room for fresh concepts. Like composting but for your soul. #EcoFriendlyMetaphysics The Waxing Gibbous moon, being 12.1 days old, is like a teenager—moody and unpredictable. So, expect fluctuating emotions, and don't be surprised if you find yourself craving potato chips and chocolate at 2AM. #MoonMunchies Remember, Aquarius, this week is just like a Star Trek episode: it may seem strange, it may test your limits, but in the end, you'll come out wiser and stronger. Also, you might meet an alien. Or not. But wouldn't that be cool? #AstroNerd #ScienceIsAwesome #LiveLongAndProsper

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-22-03-2024)