Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! The Universe is Sending You More Friend Requests Than a Cat Video on the Internet!"

The next Aquarius will start in 183 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 10 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 198 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 210 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 206 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 183 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Aquarius! Ah, my favorite water-bearer, always looking to the future, just like that dren-eating alien from "Star Trek." Your horoscope for this week is brought to you by the Waxing Crescent moon, which, by the way, is 4.1 days old today. Yeah, I know, it’s so young it can't even use the toilet yet! So, while our little luna is busy wearing diapers, it's time for you to look at your life through the lens of a sci-fi movie. Picture yourself as the lead actor, probably someone who looks like they’ve been put together by IKEA with a few nuts and bolts missing. Navigate your life like you're in the middle of an epic space opera, dodging the occasional asteroid (or, you know, unwashed dishes). As an Aquarius, you're naturally drawn to the unusual, the innovative, and the downright weird. This week, use that to your advantage. Perhaps you might invent a new way to tie your shoelaces, or discover a novel method to eat pizza without dropping the toppings onto your clean shirt. #AquariusInnovation Remember your ruling planet, Uranus, that distant ball of ice and gas? Yes, the one that’s tilted on its side like a cosmic drunkard. It’s pushing you to rebel against the norm. So this week, don’t be afraid to stand out, whether that means wearing your underwear as outerwear or singing show tunes in the supermarket. #RebelAquarius Lastly, brace yourself for some unexpected encounters. Maybe you'll bump into an alien who has a thing for blue cheese, or perhaps your neighbor will finally reveal they've been a robot all along. Either way, embrace the unexpected and let it guide you towards a future as exciting as an unexplored galaxy. #ExpectTheUnexpected Until next week, remember: just like in Farscape, sometimes the most chaotic journeys lead to the most amazing destinations. #AquariusAdventures #WaxingCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-22-07-2023)