Aquarius Report

"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius, You're About to Experience More Mix-Ups Than a Star Trek/Star Wars Crossover Episode!"

The next Aquarius will start in 182 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 190 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 138 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello, my dear Aquarius friends. As your friendly neighborhood astrologer and part-time space nerd, I've been scanning the cosmic sky for you and man, oh man, it's a real planet party in your sign! First up, the moon has decided to take a vacation in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is that a good thing?" Well, let me put it this way: the moon is like your favorite aunt who pops in unexpectedly, eats all your food, then leaves you with some profound life advice. In other words, get ready for some emotional revelations and maybe a craving for comfort food. #MoonInAquarius Next on the celestial agenda, Pluto, the "I'm still a planet, dammit!" is retrograde in your sign. Now, Pluto being retrograde is like your computer updating at the most inconvenient time. It may seem annoying, but it's for your own good. It's a time of transformation and rebirth, so strap on your rocket boots and embrace the change! Remember, we can't spell "evolution" without "love" (okay, okay, I might have taken some creative liberties there, but you get the point). #PlutoRetrograde And lastly, the full moon is currently 15.8 days old. This isn't just any full moon, it's a teenager moon - full of energy, emotions, and probably some angst. Use this energy to tie up loose ends and get things done. Just be aware, teenage moons are known to cause outbreaks of spontaneous dancing and the sudden urge to dye your hair neon green. No? Just me? Alright, moving on... #TeenageMoon So, dear Aquarius, embrace these planetary shenanigans. Remember, you're not just a drop in the ocean, you're the whole darn sea! Stay groovy, my friends. #StayGroovyAquarius

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-22-07-2024)