Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Seas: Your Serenity Might Encounter Some Unexpected Black Holes!"

The next Aquarius will start in 303 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 311 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 259 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Aquarius! As your resident Sci-Hippie Astrologer, I've got the lowdown on your cosmic forecast. Now, don’t freak out, but Pluto has parked its icy little self in your sign. Yes, the same Pluto that got downgraded to a dwarf planet back in 2006, but don't worry, it's not a reflection of your own status, promise! Remember, Pluto might be small, but it's mighty - kind of like Rodney McKay when he's had one too many cups of coffee. It represents transformation and rebirth, so prepare for some serious soul-searching, Aquarius. It's time to channel your inner Daniel Jackson and decipher the hieroglyphics of your life... or just figure out where you left your car keys. Meanwhile, our lunar night light is 13 days old - AKA, shining bright in its waxing gibbous phase. This is like the pre-game for the full moon, the warm-up act before the headliner. It's prime time for growth, refinement, and revelation. If you've been working on a big project, like say, trying to crack the Stargate address to Atlantis, this is your cue to apply those finishing touches. So brace yourself for change, Aquarius. And remember, just as Teal'c would say, "It is the unknown that defines our existence." So embrace the uncertainty, and who knows? You may just find your very own alien artifact... or at least finally discover where all your left socks have been disappearing to. #PlutoInAquarius #WaxingGibbous #StargateHumor #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-23-03-2024)