Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Galactic Gas Shortage as Uranus Goes Retrograde, Better Stock Up on Beans!"

The next Aquarius will start in 330 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 338 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 15.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Aquarians! You've got Venus, Mars, and Pluto all hanging out in your sign right now. It's like a cosmic house party in your honor, except the chips are stardust and the dip is made of celestial energy. #GalacticParty #AquariusSeason Venus, the goddess of love, is turning up the romance dial. Now, I know you're more into Star Trek marathons than candle-lit dinners, but hey, even Spock had a love interest. So grab your favorite pair of socks (you know, the ones with the alien abduction pattern) and get ready to boldly go where no Aquarian has gone before...the land of feelings. #LoveIsntLogical #StarTrekRomance Meanwhile, Mars, the planet of action and energy, is also in your corner. It's like having your own personal cheerleader, encouraging you to be assertive and courageous. Take those chances, make those moves. If anyone asks, you can blame it on the Red Planet. Remember, it's not just "Mars Attacks," it's more like "Mars Backs" you up! #MarsMoxie #CosmicCheerleader Last but certainly not least, we have Pluto, the tiny-but-mighty planet of transformation. And yes, in my book, Pluto is still a planet. Forget what those fancy scientists say. It's all about embracing change, Aquarius. Like switching from regular cola to diet, or finally admitting that Star Wars might, just might, be as good as Star Trek. #PlutoPower #ChangeIsGood And let's not forget about that nearly Full Moon. It's 15.5 days old, practically a teenager in moon years. It's illuminating your life like a giant disco ball in the sky. Embrace the lunar vibes. Dance like no one's watching, even if your moves look more like a robot malfunctioning than John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. #MoonGroove #DiscoInferno So, gear up, Aquarians! Your month is filled with love, action, transformation, and a whole lot of dancing under the moonlight. And remember, in the words of The Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." #DoctorWhoWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-25-02-2024)