Aquarius Report

"Attention Aquarians: The Stars Align, Your Alien Overlord Approves. Time to Ditch the Tin Foil Hat and Embrace the Cosmos!"

The next Aquarius will start in 57 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 21 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 72 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 84 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 80 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 57 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Oh, you bubbly Aquarians! The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently sitting at a ripe old age of 12.7 days, just like that cheese I found in the back of my fridge last week. You know what they say, "Older the cheese, sharper the taste," or something like that. This week, the universe is sending you vibes that are more mixed than my feelings about pineapple on pizza. It's time to embrace your inner mad scientist and experiment a bit. Maybe try a new hairstyle, or take up knitting, who knows? The stars are also suggesting it might be the perfect time to clear out your wardrobe. Those neon bell-bottoms from the 80s? Yeah, it might be time to let them go. On the relationship front, Venus is playing hide and seek with your chart. This could mean a budding romance or a chance to reconnect with an old friend who shares your love for Star Trek reruns. But remember, communication is key. Just like when you're trying to explain the theory of relativity at a dinner party. Your lucky number this week is 42. Yes, that's right, the answer to life, universe, and everything! So, don't forget to grab a towel and prepare for a wild ride through the cosmos. #AquariusVibes #CheeseAndMoon #CosmicKnitting #NeonBellBottomsBeGone #StarTrekRomance #RelativityAtDinner #HitchhikersGuideToAquarius

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-25-11-2023)