Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Uranus in Retrograde! Prepare for a Cosmic Wedgie of Interstellar Proportions!"

The next Aquarius will start in 87 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 102 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 114 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 110 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 87 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Aquarius, oh Aquarius! This week, your ruling planet, Uranus, is playing peek-a-boo behind Jupiter and it's almost as hilarious to watch as Teal'c trying to figure out Twister. I mean, you'd think a Jaffa would be more flexible, right? With the moon at 12 days old (Awww, isn't it cute at that age?), there's a sense of growth and expansion in the air. The Waxing Gibbous phase is like that awkward puberty stage for the moon - not quite full, but no longer half. Kinda reminds me of when I first discovered the Stargate... I was so fascinated by it, but had absolutely no idea where it would lead me. Ah, good times. Now back to you, Aquarius. This week, you might find yourself embarking on a new journey. It could be as exciting as travelling through a wormhole or as mundane as, well, learning how to play Twister. But whatever it is, embrace it. Your innovative spirit will guide you, just like my eyeglasses guide me in deciphering ancient hieroglyphs. So, put on your metaphorical Goa'uld armor, grab life by the Staff weapon and tell any obstacles: "Jaffa, Kree!" You've totally got this, Aquarius! Oh, and one last thing. If you happen to come across a device that looks like it can open an interstellar wormhole... maybe, just maybe, let a professional handle it? #AquariusExplorer #WaxingGibbousGiggles #LifeIsLikeAStargate #JaffaKreeLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-26-10-2023)