Aquarius Report

"Make Aquarius Great Again: Unpredictable Uranus Promises Huge, Bigly Changes for Water Bearers!"

The next Aquarius will start in 26 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 41 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 53 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 49 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 26 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ahoy there, Aquarians, gather 'round for some cosmic chitchat! With the moon in its rebellious teenage phase at 14.1 days old, you're pretty much in sync with it. I mean, who else but you can understand that kind of celestial moodiness, right? This month, expect to feel a gravitational pull towards your eccentric side, which let's face it, is your "usual" side. (You do know you're the zodiac's resident alien, right?) This might mean you'll invent a new language only spoken while wearing socks on your hands, or perhaps you'll decide to conduct a symphony for squirrels in the park. And that's okay! Embrace your weirdness, you galactic goofball! The universe is basically your personal science experiment this month, and you're both the mad scientist and the slightly singed lab rat. Expect sparks to fly, but remember, not all experiments need to end in explosions. Sometimes, they just end up with green hair and a new appreciation for safety goggles. Your curiosity will be as boundless as a black hole, sucking in any knowledge or experience within reach. So, go ahead, dive headfirst into that DIY quantum physics guide or that vegan cookie recipe you've been eyeing. Who knows, you might just create a delicious, universe-altering masterpiece! Remember, Aquarius, you are a celestial wave in the cosmic ocean. So, let your freak flag fly high, make friends with the unknown, and don't forget to laugh at the confusion. After all, isn't life just a big old cosmic joke anyway? #AquariusSeason #GalacticGoofball #ScienceAndSilliness #UnapologeticallyAlien #CosmicConfusionComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-26-12-2023)