Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! A Cosmic Tsunami of Quasar Quirkiness is Quantum Leaping Your Way!"

The next Aquarius will start in 295 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 303 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 251 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Good Morning, Aquarians! Listen up, fellow water-bearers, because the cosmos have some hilarious insights for you. First of all, Pluto, the planet that got kicked out of the cool kids' club, decided to hang out in your sign. Now I know what you're thinking, "What the heck, Pluto? Can't you see we're busy being innovative and independent over here?" But don't worry, it's not here to crash your intellectual party. In fact, Pluto is like that nerdy friend who shows up at the party with a telescope and suddenly everyone's interested in stargazing. This dwarf planet (who, by the way, still insists it's a planet) is all about transformation, rebirth, and revealing what's hidden. So, brace yourself for some profound revelations, Aquarius. Maybe you'll finally find out where you left your glasses... hint, they're on your head! Meanwhile, our lovely Third Quarter moon, who is currently 20.4 days old (oh, to be young again), is here to remind us of the importance of letting go. It's like deleting that game app you've been obsessed with off your phone, because let's face it, you really need to get some sleep. So, stay tuned, Aquarius. This period might just be the cosmic kick in the pants you need to re-invent your world. Remember, change is the only constant in this universe, except for the number of times you'll misplace your glasses, apparently. #Aquarius #PlutoPartyCrasher #NerdsRule #MoonMood #WheresMyGlasses

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-31-03-2024)