"Alien Invasion Forecast: Cancer, it’s Time to Break Out the Flamethrower and Fight Off Those Space Invaders of Stress!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Alien Invasion Forecast: Cancer, it’s Time to Break Out the Flamethrower and Fight Off Those Space Invaders of Stress!"
"Cancerians, This is the Forecast You've Been Shell-Searching For: May the Stars (and Crabs) Be With You!"
"Cancerians, Brace Your Crabs! Retrograde is going to be a wilder ride than a quantum physics lecture on skateboards!"
"Crabby Cancer, Hold Onto Your Shells! Intergalactic Tidal Waves of Change are Crashing Your Shoreline!"