Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Slight Chance of Interstellar Meltdowns and Cosmic Misunderstandings, But Don't Worry, Universe Still Doesn't Care!"

The next Scorpio will start in 92 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Sunday, 11 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 83 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 62 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, Scorpios, let’s buckle up in the TARDIS and take a wild ride through the cosmos of your star sign! As our beloved moon is in its diva-esque Waning Gibbous phase, 16.9 days old to be exact (not that she's counting), things might get a tad wibbly-wobbly... With this lunar condition, you might feel like you're being pulled into a parallel universe where everything's on its head. Don't worry, it's not the Cybermen, it's just the universe playing its usual tricks. Remember, even a Dalek has to recharge once in a while, so take this time to refuel your energy. This week, you'll find yourself caught between wanting to conquer the universe and needing a good nap. And let's face it, who doesn't? My advice? Balance is key. Queen Elizabeth I once said, "I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king" - and she wasn't even a Scorpio! So channel your inner Time Lord, but don't forget to take care of your human side too! Your relationships might seem more complicated than the Doctor's timeline, but remember, communication is as important as the sonic screwdriver in your toolkit. Be sure to use it wisely and kindly. Finally, money matters might make you feel like you're trapped in the vault at Torchwood. Don’t panic! The TARDIS always lands where it needs to, and so will you. Trust your instincts, and maybe avoid any dodgy deals that smell like Slitheen business. So, Scorpios, keep calm and carry on. You're tougher than a Weeping Angel and twice as stunning when you show your true self. #ScorpioVibes #WaningGibbousWisdom #DoctorWhoHoroscope #TrustYourTARDIS

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-23-07-2024)