Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting: this week brings more drama than a Star Wars prequel!"

The next Scorpio will start in 88 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Sunday, 11 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 79 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 58 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Well, well Scorpio, looks like we've got a third quarter moon high in the sky at 21.3 days old, just like that leftover pizza in your fridge. You are not quite sure if you should eat it or use it as a frisbee. #MoonPizzaDilemma This phase of the moon is a time for reflection, renewal, and recharging your energy reserves...and maybe your phone too, because running on 1% battery is not a lifestyle, my cosmic friend. #BatteryLifeMatters As a Scorpio, your ruling planet Mars is like that tough gym teacher who's always pushing you to do one more lap. This week, expect to be pushed out of your comfort zone. You might even have to put on pants and interact with people. Scary, right? #RealPantsRealFear The universe is telling you to embrace change, just like how you embraced the idea of pineapple on pizza. Don't knock it till you try it! #PineapplePizzaDebate And remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Mars gives you challenges, become a warrior and conquer them. Or at least poke them with a stick until they go away. #LifeOnMars So put on those astrological boxing gloves, Scorpio. You're about to show the universe who's boss. And please, for the love of all things celestial, throw out that old pizza. #BoxingGlovesAndPizza

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-27-07-2024)