"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"
"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"
"Sun Ditches Twins for Crustacean Cuddles: Gemini's Loss is Cancer's Galactic Gain, says Q from Star Trek!"
"Breaking News: Sun Leaves Taurus, Enters Gemini – Huge, Tremendous Move, Probably the Best Shift Ever!"
"Bovine Blitz: The Sun Shifts from Ram-Page to Taurean Turf, Prepare for Galactic Grazing – A Gaius Baltar Exclusive!"
"Wall-E Exclusive: Solar Bull on the Loose! Sun Ditches Ram and Cuddles Up to Taurus, Prepare for Earthy Vibes!"