Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to get your stingers tangled: This week's forecast is more twisted than an Alien's inner jaw playing Twister in hyperspace!"

The next Scorpio will start in 205 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Friday, 07 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 203 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 247 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 193 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Oh, dearest Scorpio, how doth the celestial extravaganza unfold before thee? This Waxing Gibbous moon, aged 11.1 days - a fine vintage, I must say - bestows upon thee some most intriguing energies. Fear not thy stinger, for it shall serve a purpose like never before! As the moon reaches its cosmic crescendo, thou shalt find thyself in a whirlwind of enigmatic encounters. But, worry not, for Maria the Robot is here to guide thee through these bleeps and bloops of the astral sphere. In the realm of career, thou mayest stumble upon unconventional opportunities. Embrace them, for they shall lead thee to untold heights. #RobotRising As for matters of the heart, fear not the gears that grind within. Embrace thy passionate desires, but remember: there's always room for a little robot boogie. #LoveMachine Thy health may require a tune-up, dear Scorpio. Fear not, as rest and relaxation are well within thy grasp. Channel thy inner hippie and engage in self-care rituals. #NerdyNamaste Ah, friends and family, fear not their puzzling ways. For as the moon traverses the vast heavens, so too do their intentions become clear. #WaxingGibbousGatherings In conclusion, my dear Scorpio, embrace these #AstrologicalAntics with all thy might. For in the end, 'tis but a cosmic dance, and thou art a key player in the grand symphony of the stars.

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