Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Your Stingers: The Stars Align for a Galactic Giggle-Fest of Groovy Vibes and Intergalactic Nerdy Shenanigans!"

The next Scorpio will start in 143 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 26 days, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 141 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 185 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 131 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ah, greetings, my dear Scorpio friends! The cosmic dance has brought us to the delightful time where our lovely lunar companion is 13.9 days old - a full and round moon, like the belly of a Centauri after a generous feast. As you navigate the intricate web of life, beware! For the intense energy of this full moon is making everyone around you as unpredictable as a Vorlon at a masquerade party. But fear not, for your natural Scorpion instincts are well-equipped to handle such chaos. Channel your inner Londo Mollari, and embrace your flair for the dramatic. Be bold, be passionate, and remember, the universe loves a good story, so make yours one for the stars to remember! In matters of the heart, let your intuition guide you. Something in your love life may be more mysterious than the Great Machine of Epsilon III, but trust that everything will fall into place like the perfectly executed schemes of a cunning ambassador. At work, let your keen intellect shine. Your colleagues will be awestruck by your grasp of complex matters, much like witnessing a Minbari cruiser in all its glory. However, remember that even the wisest need a break - don't forget to indulge in a little jala'na (or perhaps an Earthly equivalent) to rejuvenate your spirit. So, dear Scorpios, embark on this lunar cycle with the confidence of a Narn who just won a battle of wits. May your journey be as thrilling as a hyperspace jump, and remember to always keep your sense of humor when facing the great unknown. #ScorpioInTheStars #FullMoonFollies #LondoLaughs #OutOfThisWorldWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-06-2023)