Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Retrograde Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Sign!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 30 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey, Scorpio! Buckle up your space boots and get ready for a galactic ride because your ruling planets Mars and Mercury are pulling a double shift in your sign. It's about to get hotter than a supernova in your life, but don't worry, that's just the cosmic energy kicking in, not global warming... or is it? 🤔🌍🔥 Let's talk about Mars, your celestial drill sergeant. With it being in Scorpio, it's like having your own personal Yoda on speed dial. Expect a sudden burst of mental clarity, and maybe even the ability to lift heavy objects with your mind. Remember, the force is strong with this one, but avoid using it to levitate the remote. Trust me, your sofa cushions will thank you. 😉💪🧠 Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is also hanging out in your sign. This is the perfect time to have those deep, existential conversations we all love. Like if a tree falls in a forest and no one's around, does it make a sound? Or why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Mind-bending stuff, right? 🌳🚗💭 As for the Third Quarter moon being 22.1 days old, you're being called to channel your inner Marie Kondo. Let go of things that no longer spark joy, whether it's an old pair of socks or that weird alien conspiracy theory you've been clinging onto. 🧦👽🚮 So, Scorpio, ready to take on the universe? Remember, you're the captain of your spaceship, so steer it wisely. And don't forget to make room for some intergalactic fun along the way. May the stars be ever in your favor, you celestial superstar! #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #MercuryInScorpio #ThirdQuarterMoon #SpaceOddity #ExtraTerrestrialTidyingUp

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.11.2023 08:12:02 (sco-05-11-2023)