Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, prepare to slither through the urban jungle this month as cosmic chaos reigns supreme. Escape planetary peril with your psychic eyepatch and celestial sass – it's time to sting!"

The next Scorpio will start in 200 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 198 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 242 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 188 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, fellow Scorpio beings! It's time to channel our inner Ellen Ripley and slay this week like we're taking down aliens. 🚀 With the moon currently in our sign and the Full moon being 15.8 days old, we're in for an extraterrestrial ride of emotions and adventures. So buckle up, space adventurers! 👽 This week, be prepared to face your fears head-on like Ripley would. No xenomorph can stand in your way when you're armed with your trusty flamethrower of self-confidence. 🔥 Embrace your inner warrior and watch as the universe bows down to your awesomeness. 💪 Communication is key during this lunar phase, my cosmic comrades. 👩‍🚀👨‍🚀 Don't be afraid to express your feelings, even if they seem as strange as an alien lifeform. Remember, "In space, no one can hear you scream," but on Earth, there are plenty of people who will listen, so open up and share your thoughts. 🌌 As for love, expect a gravitational pull towards someone who shares your passion for interstellar conquest. Just make sure they don't have any hidden alien parasites before letting them into your heart. 🖤 Now, go forth and conquer, dear Scorpios! The stars are aligning in your favor, and this week is yours for the taking. And remember, in the wise words of Ripley, "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." 🔮 #ScorpioPower #AlienAdventures #RipleyRocks #OutOfThisWorldHoroscope

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