Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades into Your DMs!"

The next Scorpio will start in 47 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 45 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 89 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 35 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Stingers! It's your resident star whisperer here, bringing you the cosmic lowdown for all my Scorpio pals. Now, I know you're not usually one for small talk (unless it's about quantum physics or the latest Star Trek episode) so let's dive right in! During this Third Quarter moon phase, which is 22.5 days old (oh, such a fresh-faced little moon), you Scorpios might feel like you're in a bit of a lunar tug-of-war. Your emotions and your logic are having a full-blown lightsaber duel, and it's making you feel more unbalanced than a Romulan on roller skates. Try to channel your inner Delenn from Babylon 5. Remember how she always managed to keep her cool, even when things were crazier than a Ferengi at a yard sale? That's the energy you need to tap into, Scorpio. As far as love goes, Venus is doing a funky little dance in your fifth house of romance. So, if you've been eyeing someone (and let's be real, with those piercing Scorpion eyes, that's a lot of eyeballing), now's the time to make your move. Just remember to approach it like a Vulcan - lots of logic, a little emotion, and zero tolerance for Klingon nonsense. Work-wise, Mars is sparking some serious creativity in your chart right now. So go ahead and propose that new project you've been thinking about. Even if your boss looks at you like you've just suggested they become a Borg, stand your ground. You've got the stars on your side! In summary, Scorpios, this week is all about balance. Keep your phasers set to stun, your hearts set to love, and your heads set to create. And remember, in the immortal words of Delenn: "We are the universe made manifest, trying to figure itself out." So get out there and figure some stuff out, Scorpios! 🌙🦂💫 #Scorpio #ThirdQuarterMoon #Babylon5DelennVibes #LunarTugOfWar #VulcanLoveAdvice #MarsCreativityBoost #StarWhispererHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-07-09-2023)