Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Time to Adjust Your Antennae! Mars Isn't Just a Candy Bar Anymore!"

The next Scorpio will start in 315 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 306 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Oh dear, Scorpio! The New Moon is as fresh as a droid out of the assembly line, being a mere 0.4 days old. Venus, the celestial goddess of love and beauty, has decided to visit your sign. And it's not even for a vacation, but on official cosmic duty! This could mean only two things: You're either going to be as popular as R2-D2 at a Rebel Alliance party or as misunderstood as a Wookiee at a hairdresser's convention. Either way, prepare for some intense emotions... Yes, even more intense than Han Solo when he realized he actually likes that princess! This is also an ideal time for you to recharge your batteries (not literally, unless you're half-droid). Take a moment to meditate, preferably without any Jedi mind tricks. Recalibrate your emotional sensors and focus on what truly matters to you. It's okay to be a little selfish sometimes, just don't go full Dark Side on us. Remember, balance is key in the Force as well as in life. Don't let your scorpion tail sting you in your own foot. Or worse, in your heart! Wear your passions like a new set of shiny armor, but remember to keep the thermal exhaust ports covered. You wouldn't want any unexpected torpedoes to ruin your day, now would you? In conclusion, #ScorpioSeason is upon us and it's as electrifying as Emperor Palpatine's fingertip lightning! #VenusInScorpio might bring some turbulence, but remember, even the Millennium Falcon had its hiccups. Stay grounded, stay positive, and may the Force be with you! #PewPewAstrology #StarWarsHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-13-12-2023)