Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect to be Stung by Opportunity! Just Remember, No Actual Scorpions Involved... Hopefully!"

The next Scorpio will start in 222 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 213 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 192 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio! Let's teleport into your cosmic forecast, shall we? I've been star-gazing and the First Quarter Moon is currently 5.5 days old - just like that carton of almond milk in your fridge. It’s not too young, not too old, but just right, like Goldilocks' porridge. Or was that the age of the bear's mattress? My memory's more fragmented than a comet's tail. Now, onto you, Scorp! This week, you're going to feel as though you've been caught in an alien tractor beam. But don't worry, it's not the Federation nipping at your heels again – it’s just Venus moving into your house of communication. You’ll find yourself with the uncanny ability to charm the socks off anyone. Yes, even that grumpy neighbor who looks like he's been chewing on neutron blasters for breakfast. Your career zone is lighting up faster than Avon's sarcasm meter. It's time to seize opportunities with both hands, and maybe even a foot if need be. Just make sure to keep an eye on that sneaky Libran boss of yours. I’m not saying they're plotting betrayal, but I wouldn't trust them with my last piece of space-cake. On the love front, try not to be as secretive as a spy on the Liberator. Open up, share your feelings. Remember, love is like a black hole: terrifyingly deep, beautifully mysterious, and if you get too close, it might just mess up your hair. So gear up, Scorpio. Strap yourself into the pilot seat and get ready to warp-speed into a week full of love, laughter and a lot of "Beam me up, Scotty" moments. Here's your hashtags for the week, you celestial crusader: #ScorpionStarSurfer, #OutOfThisWorldOpportunities, #VenusianVibes, #BlackHoleOfLove, #CosmicCapers. Until next time, keep your phasers set on fun!

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-15-03-2024)