Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Stubborn than Mulder with a Conspiracy Theory!"

The next Scorpio will start in 334 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 325 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, interstellar Scorpios! 🚀 Mars, your celestial homeboy, is currently crashing in your zodiac sign - no need to prepare the spare room, he's pretty low maintenance. Now, with Mars in Scorpio, you might feel a sudden urge to challenge everyone to an arm wrestling match or push for a promotion at work. Don't be surprised if you find yourself channeling your inner Captain Sisko, negotiating peace treaties between rival factions in the break room over who gets the last donut. 🍩 The Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.6 days old and not a wrinkle in sight (Oh, to be a moon!) is nourishing your intuition and creativity. It’s like having your personal tractor beam pulling great ideas from the ether. You're basically the Mozart of the Milky Way. 🌌 Beware though, this astral combo can make you a tad more intense than usual. Like, "Romulan on decaf" intense. Remember to breathe, engage those Vulcan meditation techniques and keep the photon torpedoes on standby. And while you're at it, why not bring that intensity to something productive? Like solving the mystery of why socks always disappear in the washing machine or inventing the next replicator. Who knows, you might just win a Nobel Prize... or at least find that missing sock. So, in summary: Embrace the Mars energy, harness the moon's wisdom, and remember - in the words of Captain Sisko, "In the end, it's your actions, not the stars, that shape your destiny." #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #CaptainSiskoWisdom #StarTrekHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.11.2023 08:12:02 (sco-24-11-2023)