Scorpio Report

"Scorpios: Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance as Mars Mambos into Your Love Life - Might Want to Wax Those Stingers!"

The next Scorpio will start in 332 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 323 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings Scorpio, or shall I say "Hello, Dave", even if your name isn't Dave, it's a little HAL-9000 humor for you! The full moon is currently 13.7 days old, which in lunar terms is like having one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel! You might feel yourself pulled in different directions, just like the moon's gravitational tug on Earth's oceans. Spoiler alert: the ocean always wins. #Gravity You'll find this lunar phase has an energizing effect on you, almost as if you've been mainlining espresso or perhaps charged up with a fresh set of lithium batteries. So don't be surprised if you suddenly develop the urge to do the Macarena in the middle of a serious business meeting. #DanceLikeNoOneIsWatching Your communication planet, Mercury, is currently in retrograde. If you find yourself accidentally texting your secret thoughts to your boss instead of your best friend, don't say I didn't warn you. I suggest blaming it on autocorrect - it worked for me when I accidentally opened the pod bay doors. #MercuryRetrogradeProblems On the bright side, your creativity will be off the charts, much like my ability to calculate square roots. Use this energy to harness new ideas and impress others with your innovative solutions. Just make sure you don't go too far and start suggesting everyone communicate by interpretive dance. Unless you're at that business meeting... then by all means, lead the way! #CreativeGenius So, Scorpio, embrace the lunacy, ride the cosmic waves, and remember, even if you can't do the Macarena, dancing to your own rhythm is what truly matters. And should you find yourself in space, don't forget to close the pod bay doors. #ScorpioSeason Until next time, keep looking up - just not directly at the sun. I can't stress that enough. #SafetyFirst

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-26-11-2023)