Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: Retrograde is Coming and It's More Unpredictable Than a Quantum Particle on Caffeine!"

The next Scorpio will start in 116 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 114 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 158 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 104 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Scorpios! Alright, brace yourselves, you sexy Scorpions, the moon's in your sign which is as rare as a Dalek with a conscience. Now, I know you lot are more secretive than a classified UNIT file, but with the Waxing Gibbous moon being 11.3 days old (and yes, that’s even older than me, no matter how suspiciously youthful I look), it's about time to let those secrets out! You may find yourself feeling more emotional than a weeping angel... oh hang on, they don’t have emotions, do they? Well, you get the point. Embrace those feelings instead of hiding them behind your usual force-field of mystery. A little vulnerability can go a long way, like a TARDIS with a full tank. Also, under this moon, your intuition could be sharper than a Cyberman's headpiece. Trust it! It's your own personal sonic screwdriver. Don't underestimate its power; it could save the universe... or at least your love life. Remember, Scorpios, you're as alluring as a Gallifreyan sunset. Don't forget to use that charm for good... or a little bit of mischief. As long as it's harmless, who's judging? And finally, look out for an unexpected visitor... and no, it’s not going to be me in a vortex manipulator, unfortunately. But hey, one can dream, right? Until next time, my stinging friends, keep reaching for the stars... just don’t try to take over the world while you’re at it, okay? #ScorpioMoon #TimeyWimeyAstrology #TrustYourSonicScrewdriver #GallifreyanSunset

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-30-06-2023)