"Aries, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Martian Retrograde Ahead - Remember, it's not the End of the Universe (yet)!"
A Terrier-Improved Orion sounding rocket carrying students experiments for the RockOn! mission successfully launched from NASA's Wallops Flight Facili...
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot for the Stars...Just Remember Your Bow and Arrow Don't Work in Zero Gravity!"
"Scorpios, Mars is in Retrograde and Your Love Life Might Be Too - Time to Debug Your Romance Algorithm!"
"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Risk a Cosmic Tumble: It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Sort Of Is!"
"Crabbies, Eject the Facehuggers of Stress: This Week's Horoscope Promises a Cosmic Chest-bursting Good Time!"
"Planetary Conga Line Predicts Taurus Might Possibly, Potentially, Could-Be-Perhaps Find Lost Socks This Week...Universe Not Making Any Promises!"
"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Prepare to Fire Up Your Thrusters, You're on a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Baby!"
Two ospreys perch in their nest atop a marshalling area sign in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida in th...
"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Retrograde has Nothing on the Timey-Wimey Wibbly-Wobbly of Your Week Ahead!"
"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius, Expect a Star-Studded Shower of Enlightenment - And It's Not Just Your Shampoo Acting Up!"
"Beep-Boop-Bop! Lunar Module Moon Ditches Drama King Leo for Pristine Virgo: Expect Less Roar, More Chores!"
Ya está abierto el proceso de acreditación de los medios de comunicación para el próximo lanzamiento de la nave espacial Psyche de la NASA en su misió...
Media accreditation is now open for the upcoming launch of NASA’s Psyche spacecraft, for a mission to a unique metal-rich asteroid orbiting the Sun be...
On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...
On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...
"Planetary Peculiarities Predict Pisces: Prepare for Preposterous Amounts of Psychic Pufferfish Presence!"
"Aquarius: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm with a Chance of Alien Abduction - Don't Forget Your Towel!"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's About to School You in the Art of Cosmic Adulting...and Trust Me, There's No Cheat Codes!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm: Galactic Alignment Calls for Extra Doses of Sarcasm!"
"Libran Logic Circuits Overloading: Retrograde Alert in Progress - Prepare for Emotional Software Updates!"
"Virgo Alert: Even Star Can't Resist Your Orderly Charm, Orbits Align for Galactic Spring Cleaning of Your Life!"
"Cancerians Brace Yourselves: The Universe Has Decided to Give You a Break...Oh, Don't Look So Surprised!"
"Mooving Through the Cosmos: Taurus Preps for a Stellar BBQ with Venus, Invites Saturn - R.S.V.P, He's Your Ruling Planet!"
"Aries Take Note: Mars Calls for More Action, Less Yapping - Even Judge Dredd Can't Argue with That!"
While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...
While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...
"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Compliments: Your Star is About to Be More Eye-catching Than a Monolith in Orbit!"
"Aquarius: May the Force of Uranus Be With You - It's Not the Planet Farthest From the Sun, But It Sure Can Feel Like It Sometimes!"
"Capricorn's Star Trek Ahead: Resistance to Laughter is Futile, Embrace the Goat Within and Beam Up Your Ambitions!"
"Sagittarius: Your Quiver is Full of Cosmic Arrows, Just Don't Pull a Legolas and Shoot the Wrong Target!"
"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans, Planetary Pranks, and Black Holes of Boredom - It's Not Paranoia if the Universe Really Is Out to Get You!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Jupiter's Coming in Hot and Your Social Life is About to Look Like a Frakking Space Opera!"
"Brace Yourselves, Crustaceans! Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Navigating the Nebula of Nerdiness with a Chance of Retrograde Rain!"
"Gemini, Buckle Up! Star Charts Predict a Hyperdrive Leap into Love, or Maybe Just a Wookiee-sized Misunderstanding!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Neelix's Leola Root Stew Can't Distract You From This Stellar Roller Coaster!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars Has Gone Retrograde and It's Throwing a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than Rimmer's Ego!"
"Pisces, Time to Channel Inner Goldfish: Galactic Swirls Suggest Roundabout Routes to Destiny...and Lost Car Keys!"
"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, prepare for an intergalactic rollercoaster of emotions. Mars is in retrograde, but don't worry, it's not planning to crash into your living room!"
"Libra's Stellar Forecast: Expect an Unexpected Gravity Shift in Your Love Life, Hold onto Your Heart and Your Hoverboard!"
"Virgo, Your Planets are Aligning More Perfectly than a Freshly Tuned Stargate; Expect Incoming Success!"
"Leo Lions, Prepare to Roar: Interstellar Hairballs and Starlit Catnip Predict a Purr-fectly Whisker-Twisting Week Ahead!"
"Cancer, May the Stars Align For You... Or Not – It's Not Like Chewbacca's Pilot License Depends On It!"
"Join the Twin Side: Galactic Forecast for Gemini - Expect a Disturbance in Your Force Field, You Must!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Quantum Bull Leaps Ahead in Time - Now You're Late for Everything...Except Breakfast!"
"Beware of the Gravitational Pull, Pisces! Your Emotional Tides Might Flood the Milky Way this Week!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde, Your Bow's on Backward, and the Universe Forgot Its Coffee!"
"Scorpio Season Alert: Expect Intense Staring Contests with the Universe, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"
"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Prepare for Rocketing Productivity Levels, Just Don't Forget to Oil Your Gears, Buddy!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Ride: Embrace the Super Nebula Energy, or Get Teleported to the Delta Quadrant!"
This artist’s concept from July 11, 1969, depicts the Apollo 11 lunar module (LM) Eagle landing on the surface of the Moon.
"Pisces: Prepare to Swim through a Galaxy of Quirks and Quasars, but Remember - No Fish Were Harmed in the Making of this Astrological Forecast!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Hold onto your quarks, it's about to get interstellar!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Performance as Mars Takes the Lead Role in Cosmic Drama, Will Scorpios Take Center Stage or Get Lost in the Galaxy? Stay Tuned!"
"Leo, May the Force Be With You: A Hilarious Galactic Forecast Includes Spontaneous Mane-Taming and Avoiding Darth Vader-like Bosses!"
"Crustacean Constellation Conundrum: Cancer, It’s Time To Emerge From Your Shell! Or Maybe Not... Depends on Quantum Fluctuations!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Your Twin Personalities are About to Get a Cosmic Glitch - It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature!"
"Out of the Jungle and Into the Stars: Aries, You're About to Have a Schwarzenegger-Level Face-Off with Mercury Retrograde!"
Media are invited to Utah’s western desert on Wednesday, Aug. 30, to learn about NASA preparations and readiness to receive America’s first asteroid s...
NASA’s Mars Phoenix Lander gathered images of itself for this selfie from June 5 through July 12, 2008, with its Surface Stereo Imager.
"Capricorn, Engage Thrusters: It's Time to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before - Your Comfort Zone!"
"Sagittarius, Force-choke Your Fears Away: A Galactic Forecast for the Archer Who Can't Keep His Arrows Straight!"
"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shell! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Real Crabby Around Here!"
"Twins, Time to Phone Home: Gemini's Bewildering Bout with Alien Abductions and Misplaced Car Keys!"
"Breaking News: Aries, you're about to have more energy than the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. Use the Force, don't become a Sith!"
"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Prepare to channel your inner 'The Thing' - It's About to get Cosmic!"
"Capricorn, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: An Astrological Forecast That's More Fun Than Hoverboarding Over a T-Rex!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Calls for a Spontaneous Dance-off with Jupiter!"
"Scorpio, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this forecast: Expect a cosmic upheaval in your planetary alignment, much like when I misplaced my own programming for a while there."
"Libra, Brace Yourself for an Invasion of Balance - Your Scales are About to Experience the Extraterrestrial Phenomenon of Equilibrium!"
"Virgo, Alert! Your Inner Nerd is Set to Align with Uranus: Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Star Trek Marathon!"
"Cancerians, set your phasers to 'fun'! Starfleet predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ride in your emotional nebula!"
"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Gemini: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha with Mars and Your Dance Card's About to Get Full!"
"Stubborn Taurus Hits Snooze on Cosmic Alarm: Will They Finally Wake Up to the Uranus Influence or Continue Binge-watching Star Trek?"
"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"
"E.T. Phone Home? Nah, the Moon's Ditching Taurus for Gemini: Expect Major Mood Swings and Possibly Extra-Terrestrial Calls!"
OSIRIS-REx is the first U.S. mission to collect a sample from an asteroid. It will return to Earth on Sept. 24, 2023, to drop off material from astero...
In this image from April 2023, NASA’s Moonikin Campos enjoys a quiet moment during acceleration sled testing at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohi...
"Pisces in Retrograde: Prepare for Cosmic Karaoke, Intergalactic Introspection, and the Chance to Time Travel...Well, Metaphorically!"
"Aquarius: The Universe Hints at a Spontaneous Sock Puppet Show, but Remember - They Don't Make Spacesuits for Sock Puppets!"
"Sagittarius, brace yourself: Your gravitational pull aligns with Jupiter's belly laugh this week - expect spontaneous bursts of wisdom and an inexplicable craving for doughnuts!"
"Virgo, Hold onto Your Protractors: Mercury's Gone Retrograde and It's About to Get Messier than a Klingon Food Fight!"
"Galactic Crustaceans Alert: Expect a High Tide of Emotions, More Moon Walks and Abundant Starfish Hugs - It's Cancer Season!"
"Galactic Alert: Taurus Bulls Charging into Mercury's Retrograde, Remember to Pack Your Space Helmets and Cosmic Patience!"
"Aries, Brace for Impact: Mars is in Retrograde and it's Clearer than a Klingon at a Starfleet Convention!"
In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...
In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Stellar Soup of Cosmic Confusion! Uranus is pulling a prank, and you're the Starfish!"
"Galactic Update: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien! Telepathy Not Required, but Tinfoil Hats Optional!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Hyperdrive for Maximum Overdrive: Galactic Shifts Foretell an Ewok-Level Adventure Ahead!"
"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"
"Libra: Prepare for a Cosmic Red Alert! Your Planetary Alignment is as Balanced as a Vulcan Playing Jenga!"
"Twins, Unite! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance with Jupiter: Brace Yourself for Extra-terrestrial Two-steps & Sassy Star Showdowns!"
"Aries, May the Force be with You: Expect a Week of Dodging Imperial Entanglements and Romancing Smugglers!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Sushi Conveyor of Unexpected Twists – Just Don't Forget Your Space Goggles!"
"Aquarius, prepare to be more electrifying than Tesla's hair: the stars are saying it's time to 'Terminate' your inhibitions!"
"Capricorns, Hang Onto Your Horns: Cosmic Chaos Ahead, But Don't Worry - It's Just the Universe Rearranging Your Furniture!"
"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun: This Week Your Love Life Will Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just the Scales: Spock's Eyebrows and Your Budget are in Retrograde!"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Sudden Influx of Order, or Possibly an Alien Invasion - Either Way, It's Clear Your Laundry Pile Will Finally Decrease!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Full Moon's Gravity Pull to Skyrocket Your Emotions to a Galaxy Far, Far Away!"
"Double Trouble! Twin Gemini Gearing Up for an Interstellar Joyride Faster Than the Millennium Falcon in Hyperspace!"
"Aries, Martian Invasion Imminent! Get Ready for Some Cosmic Fireworks and Extraterrestrial Life Lessons!"
"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping Its Ram Pajamas for Bull Onesies: Astrological Shenanigans Alert!"