"Quantum Quirks and Stardust Shenanigans: Aquarius Navigates the Cosmos like Flash Gordon on a Caffeine High!"
"Quantum Quirks and Stardust Shenanigans: Aquarius Navigates the Cosmos like Flash Gordon on a Caffeine High!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Defy Gravitational Laws as Your Luck Skyrockets - Just Don't Forget Your Alien Abduction Insurance!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Double Trouble in Time Travel: Prepare for Your Twin-Self to Pull a Quantum Leap!"
"Engage Maximum Chill, Taurus! Starfleet Predicts a Week of Cosmic Couch Surfing and Nebulous Netflix Binging!"
"Quantum Quirks and Stellar Shenanigans: Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride with Extra Sprinkles of Chaos!"
"Prepare to Swap Your Telescopes for Snorkels: Moon's Surfing from Airy Aquarius to Deep-Sea Pisces!"
The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...
"Aliens Called, Sagittarius: They Want Their Boundless Optimism Back! Your Horoscope Forecast Awaits"
"Great Scorpio! Brace Yourself for Temporal Twists: It's Not 88mph, But Your Stars Are Going Back to The Future!"
"Libra, Balance or Bust! - Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act That Would Make Even a Quantum Physicist Dizzy!"
"Virgo's Planetary Alignment Provokes Quantum Quandary: Will You Find Love or Just Misplace Your Spectacles?"
"Congratulations, Cancer! Your week promises to be as eventful as a black hole's social life - but fret not, it's still more exciting than my existence!"
"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"
"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"
After years of anticipation and hard work by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Expl...
"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"
"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"
"Great Scott, Capricorns! Strap on your Flux Capacitors - It's Time to Navigate the Space-Time Continuum of Your Love Life!"
"Centaur Alert! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown as Jupiter Moonwalks into Your Dance Floor!"
"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning Like a Well-Programmed Algorithm!"
"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Club: It's Laughter, Love and Laser Beams This Month!"
"Get Ready Gemini, Your Stars Say It's Time to Terminate your Procrastination...Hasta la Vista, Lazy Days!"
"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"
"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Ditching its Capricorn Cardigan for an Aquarian Tie-Dye T-shirt!"
"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic fishbowl! Mercury enters retrograde, so expect tech glitches more confusing than the plot of Inception!"
"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"
"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"
"Hey Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster - And Remember, Laugh it up, Fuzzball. The Stars Don't Really Care About Your Love Life!"
"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"
NASA will host a media teleconference at 4 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss the upcoming annular solar eclipse. The annular eclipse will cros...
Expedition 69 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli captured this image of New Zealand, dotted by white clouds, on Sept. 12, 2023, as the International Spac...
"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius' WiFi Password Might Change, Prepare for Alien Interference and Sock Disappearances!"
"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Stars are Shifting More Dramatically than Anakin to Darth Vader!"
"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"
"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"
"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"
"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"
The Artemis II crew and teams with NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems Program successfully completed on Sept. 20, the first in a series of integrated g...
"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"
"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"
"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"
"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"
"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"
"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, Your Bull-ish Attitude May Lead to an Unexpected Encounter with a Light Saber This Week!"
"The stars aligned – I was working at Johnson Space Center in Houston about six months later. That’s how I got here, in a roundabout way.” — Isidro Re...
"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"
"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"
"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"
"Libra, Prepare for Interstellar Balancing Act: The Universe Attempts to Tilt Your Scales...Good Luck!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"
"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"
"Hey Taurus, better buckle up! This week's forecast: 90% chance of Cosmic Bull-oney and a Meteor Shower of Unexpected Opportunities!"
"Moon Mooners! Lunar Lass Decides Scorpio's Too Stingy, Packs Her Bags for Sagittarius' Archery Camp!"
The public is invited to a watch party at NASA’s Goddard Visitor Center, Greenbelt, Maryland to celebrate the first U.S. mission, OSIRIS-REx, to colle...
"Pisces, Strap On Your Fins! You're About to Swim through a Sea of Cosmic Goo! Quantum Physics Has Nothing on this Astrological Escapade!"
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha Again and Your Routine is About to Get as Scrambled as Schrödinger's Cat!"
"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Your Stars are in Retrograde and They're Bringing More Drama than a Space Opera!"
"Leo's Starry Forecast: Brace Yourself For a Galactic Mane Event - The Universe is Roaring Your Way!"
"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor Charged this Month! Prepare for some Time-Warping Twists and Turns!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Retrograde Season is Coming, and it's more Stubborn than a Bull in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"
"Galactic Giggles: Aries Rams into Retrograde - Expect the Unexpected, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"
"Picasso's Palette Pales in Comparison to Pisces' Planetary Party: Prepare for a Prismatic Parade of Possibilities!"
"Quantum Quirks & Starry Snafus: Aquarius, Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Wave (or Particle) of Uncertainty!"
"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"
"Libras, Brace Yourselves: Mercury in Retrograde Set to Make Balance More Elusive than a Quantum Physics Equation!"
"Virgo: Time to Dust off Your Protractor, The Stars Are Aligning in an Unusually Trigonometric Way!"
"Beep, Boop, Bloop! Leo's Looking at a Galactic-Sized Confidence Boost This Week... Just Don't Go Pulling a Han Solo!"
"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"
"Luke Sky-Walker Warning: Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Shift, Your Twin Could be Going to the Dark Side!"
"Caution, Taurus - Venus Retrogrades and you might get stuck in 'Recycle Mode'! Time to Rethink, Reassess, and Radically Reduce Reckless Risks!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty - But Don’t Worry, the Universe Packed Your Water Wings!"
"Capricorn, You're as Stubborn as a Wookiee, but Don't Worry, Your Love Life Isn't Going to be Frozen in Carbonite This Month!"
"Sagittarius, Your Stars are Bursting Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest! Brace Yourself for an Intergalactic Adventure!"
"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Replicant: It's Not About Chasing Unicorns, it's the Origami Unicorns that Will Shape Your Destiny!"
"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Are More Misaligned Than Boba Fett's Jetpack! Just Remember, No Sarlacc Pits Allowed!"
"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Love Life May be More Twisted than a Wookiee's Fur!"
"Aries, You Fiery Space Ram: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride More Exciting than a Wormhole Without a Map!"
"Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Pisces: Mercury in Retrograde Has Decided to Play Marco Polo!"
"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Your Galactic GPS is Set for Thrills and Spills This Week!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, but Don't Panic, You Haven't Entered a Parallel Universe (Yet!)"
"Libra, Prepare to Serve and Protect Your Peace: RoboCop says 'Stay out of Trouble' as Venus Swings into your 7th House!"
"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, Starship Enterprise Has Nothing on Your Hair Drama!"
"Cancerians, Steer Clear of Crustaceans: The Universe Seems to be Confusing Your Zodiac Sign with Actual Crabby Behavior this Week!"
"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Pampering, Just Hope the Universe Doesn't Charge Interest!"
"Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster, or as I Like to Call it, Red Planet's Revenge!"
"It's amazing when I get a chance to see the space station fly over. I am very fortunate to be able to say that my hands were on a lot of the hardware...
This dream-like image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features the galaxy known as NGC 3156.
"Aquarius, Buckle up, Kid: Uranus is in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Hairy as a Wookiee at a Barber Shop!"
"SCORPIO! PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED... BY GOOD FORTUNE! LOVE AND PEACE SIGN WAVES LURK IN YOUR GALACTIC ORBIT!"
"Cancerians, Brace for Interstellar Mood Swings: E.T. Phoned Home and He Says It's Going to Be a Rocky Ride!"
"Boldly Going Where No Moon Has Gone Before: Lunar Trek from Practical Virgo to Libra, the Peace-Loving Alien!"
"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Facepalm: Mars in Retrograde Brings Technical Difficulties and Misplaced Keys!"
The first asteroid sample collected in space and brought to Earth by the United States will be unveiled at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston on W...
The Visible Infrared Imaging Radiometer Suite on the NOAA-20 satellite captured this image of fragmented ice in Hudson Bay on June 28, 2023.
"Planetary Puzzles and Cosmic Conundrums: Aquarius, Get Ready to Solve the Universe...After You Find Your Glasses!"
"Capricorn, Your Stars Say It's Time to Put Down that Spock Figurine and Step into the Real (Yet Mysteriously Astrological) Universe!"
"Logical Analysis Predicts: Sagittarius to Encounter an Anomaly of Good Fortune - Highly Illogical, But Fascinating Nonetheless!"
"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your Stars Align More Erratically Than Dave Bowman's Hal 9000 Reboot Attempts!"
"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line: Your Planets are Dancing to the Tune of Balance and Harmony (And Hopefully not Stepping on Each Other's Toes...)"
"Leo, Brace Yourself: The Stars Predict a 'Mane' Event of Galactic Proportions - Time to Roar or Snore!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Grab Your Telescopes! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unpredictable than the WiFi on the Starship Enterprise!"
"Geminis, Brace Yourselves - Mercury is Not Retrograding, It's Just Having a Galactic Midlife Crisis!"