"Cancer, Brace Yourselves! Your Crab-like Tenacity to Open that Jam Jar of Destiny is About to Pay Off!"
"Cancer, Brace Yourselves! Your Crab-like Tenacity to Open that Jam Jar of Destiny is About to Pay Off!"
"Binary Stars Align for Gemini: It's Time to Engage Your Holographic Social Module and Navigate the Nebula of Networking!"
"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Bull Ride - Hope You've Got Your Space Chaps On!"
"Aries Astrological Forecast: Ram-Packed with Cosmic Shenanigans and a Pinch of Quantum Quirkiness!"
In this image from July 24, 2023, astronaut Frank Rubio completes a session on the Surface Avatar Remote Control Terminal, which investigates how hapt...
"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Ring Not a Hula Hoop After All: Expect Sudden Realizations and Less Waist Swinging This Week!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Stars Suggest You Stop Trying to Control Everything...They've Got Enough on Their Plate!"
"Libra Alert! Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Unprecedented Balance, Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Sock Drawers!"
"Virgo's Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul, Unleashing Your Inner Geek and Organizing the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"
"Leo's Cosmic Roar: Galactic Hairballs and How to Cough Up the Universe's Challenges Like a True Space Lion!"
"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Announces Mandatory Shell Maintenance; Expect Emotional Eclipses and Cosmic Confessions!"
"Binary Stars in Disarray: Gemini's Galactic Misadventures in the Realm of Retrogrades! May the Force (of Gravity) be With You!"
"Grab Your Bull by the Horns! Taurus Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Twist with a Side of Extra Guacamole!"
A snowy egret, identifiable by its slender black bill, black legs and yellow feet, marches through a pond near NASA’s Kennedy Space Center, looking fo...
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ring is Not a Hula Hoop, But It Might Make You Jump Through Some!"
"Frakkin' Planets Align, Sagittarius! Time to Dodge Those Cylon Commitments and Rocket into Radical Self-Care!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Jambalaya of Luck, Love and Unexpected Tax Refunds - Don't Forget Your Towel!"
"Libra, Prepare For A Cosmic Tug of War: Your Love Life is On Mars, But Your Couch is Comfy as Venus!"
"Attention Virgos: Prepare for Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Turns Retrograde, Proving Once Again, It Couldn’t Find Its Way Out of a Paper Bag Even with a GPS!"
"Exterminate Self-Doubt, Leo! The Stars Declare - Confidence is Your Supreme Dalek-tator This Month!"
"Cancerians, Brace for Stellar Shenanigans: Your Crabby Companion, the Moon, Plays Peekaboo with Pluto!"
"Logical Analysis of Celestial Bodies Predicts: Gemini, Your Dual Personality May Experience a Warp in the Space-Time Continuum of Social Interactions This Week!"
"Prophetic Pisces! Gird your loins as Neptune Aligns: A Cosmic Plot Twist Rivaling Any Star Trek Episode!"
"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Upcoming Week, Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter, and Late-Night Pizza Cravings!"
"Capricorn Season: Time to Climb That Mountain... Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Goggles and Tie-Dye Safety Rope!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a week more scrambled than a Replicant's memory circuits: Full of adventure, unexpected twists and maybe even a unicorn... or was it a dove?"
"Libra's Lament: Scales Tip Toward Cosmic Chaos - But Don't Panic, It's Just The Universe Adding a Little Spice To Your Life!"
"Galactic Mane Event: Leo's celestial lion roars into a cosmic game of 'cat and mouse' with its planetary neighbors!"
"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! It's Time for a Stellar Odyssey of Self-Discovery and Cosmic Bull Charges!"
"Brace Yourselves Aries, This Week Your Star Aligns With Mars, So Expect Some Extraterrestrial Tantrums!"
"Luke, I am Your Moon: Galactic Shift from Cozy Cancer to Lion-hearted Leo - Hope your Lightsaber is Ready!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles: Galactic Forecast Predicts a Splash of Star Dust and a Chance of Alien Encounters!"
"Libras! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Cha-Cha, as Venus Waltzes into Your House of Balance Like a Cat on Roller Skates!"
"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Charisma Drive, But Remember: Illogical Decisions May Lead to Unintended Interstellar Consequences!"
"Cancerians, prepare to come out of your shells: Cosmic Crab season is upon us! Time to pinch reality and claw your way to success!"
"Binary Star Alert! Gemini Twins Set to Engage in a Cosmic Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors - Quantum Fluctuations Predict Unprecedented Levels of Sibling Rivalry!"
"Grab Your Tin Foil Hats, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Galactic Adventure Bigger than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"
"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Spontaneous Sock Puppet Shows!"
Support teams onboard the SpaceX recovery ship MEGAN work to open the hatch of the SpaceX Dragon Endeavour spacecraft shortly after it landed in the A...
"Make Pisces Great Again: Mercury in Retrograde Promises Huge, Beautiful Surprises - Probably the Best Surprises Ever Seen!"
"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Nebulas! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Weirder Than a Black Hole Potluck!"
"Capricorn, Grab Your Goat Horns: It's Time to Climb the Corporate Ladder or Wrestle Alien Invaders, Whichever Comes First!"
"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! Your Week Ahead is Looking Like a Warp Speed Adventure in the Final Frontier of Good Vibes!"
"Scorpio, Engage Warp Speed! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Nebula of Emotional Wormholes and a Supernova of Passion!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out the Universe: Your Scales Meet the Daleks...and It's Not Even Tuesday!"
"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde or Just Late to the Intergalactic Party? Planetary Punctuality Out the Window!"
"Great Scott! Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Temporal Displacement of Cosmic Energies. Flux Capacitor Not Included!"
"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Mercury Retrograde to Cause More Identity Crises Than a Star Trek Teleporter Malfunction!"
Hubble's colorful image of the globular star cluster Terzan 12 is a spectacular example of how dust in space affects starlight coming from background ...
"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Grumpy Reaver!"
"Saturn's Doing a Two-Step Tango! Hold Onto Your Space Boots, Aquarius, This Week is Gonna Be a Cosmic Hoedown!"
"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy Show as Jupiter Tries to Parallel Park in Your House of Love!"
"Virgo Alert: Jupiter's Got its Moons in a Twist! Expect Sudden Cravings for Organic Tofu and an Irrational Fear of Misplacing Your Calculator!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Celestial Alignment May Cause Overwhelming Urge to Buy Lava Lamp and Debate Quantum Physics!"
"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Shell-Shock of Galactic Giggles and Interstellar Introspection!"
"Breaking Walls and Making Calls: Gemini's Guide to Dominating the Universe, Without Even Using Twitter!"
"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"
"Hold Onto Your Horoscopes! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves and a Craving for Home Cooked Meals!"
A recovery team member takes part in field rehearsals in preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission in ...
"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare To Flux Capacitor Your Way Through A Cosmic Conundrum Of Astrological Anomalies!"
"Capricorn, May the Force be Bun-Side Up: A Stellar Forecast for Those as Stubborn as a Hutt but with Way Better Fashion Sense!"
"Tea, Earl Grey, hot - and an Astrological Twist! Sagittarian Stardust Set to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"
"Scorpios! Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play Interstellar Chess with Your Love Life!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: RoboCop Swaps Gun for Gavel, You're Going to Court... of Love!"
"Virgo, this week is like a wormhole - unpredictable, potentially full of aliens, and yes, you'll need to do the laundry!"
"Leo's Forecast: Roaring into a Luxurious Nap or Pouncing on Unfortunate Planets? Either Way, Quantum Physics Approves!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Your Pincers! Your Stars are Crab-walking Backwards in the Dance of Retrograde!"
"Exterminating Boredom: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Conundrum of Conjunctions! Beware! Or Don't...It's Just Stars After All!"
"Great Scott! Pisces, prepare to Flux Capacitor your way through a sea of cosmic waves this week! Remember, it's your density... I mean, destiny!"
"Capricorn, Hold onto Your Horns! Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Climb Out of That Comfort Zone... Or Maybe Just a Really High Tree!"
"Brace Yourselves, Libra! Your Scales Are About to Tip: It's Not Gravity, Just Mercury Retrograding in Your Denim Jeans!"
"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Improbable Chances of Alien Abduction, High Likelihood of Earthly Success!"
"Leo's Spectacular Galactic Forecast: Expect a Roaring Cosmic Show, but Don't Forget Your 'Mane' Events!"
"Extra-Terrestrial Tip-Off: Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Hugfest, but Remember, No Facehugging Like Our Alien Buddy!"
"Aries, This Week: You're One Ugly Mother Star-gazer! But Your Future is so Bright, We Need Thermal Vision!"
"Moody Taurus Moon Packs its Bags for Chatterbox Gemini: Expect the Unexpected and Maybe an Alien Invasion!"
"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Break Out Your Wetsuits and Phasers for a Galactic-Sized Emotional Tsunami!"
"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarius! Your Stars Say It's Time to Escape from Your Comfort Zone... and Maybe New York!"
"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Gravity of Saturn Influences Your Love Life (And Not Just Because It's a Gas Giant!)"
"Galactic Guidance: Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows at the Stars but Keep Hitting Saturn's Rings!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance Those Scales! Cosmic Tug-of-War Expected Between Your Love for Netflix and Actual Productivity!"
"Virgo, You're About to Discover Schrödinger's Cat in Your Love Life: It's Both Alive and Dead Until You Open the Box!"
"Leos, Prepare for Galactic Glory: Your Mane's About to Outshine the Sun in a Stunning Cosmic Hair Flip!"
"Gemini, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Jamboree! The Stars Are Aligning in Your Favour, But They Might Just Clone Your Personality... Again!"
"May the Fourth (House of Stability) Be With You, Taurus! Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Comfort Zone!"
"Aries, the Ram: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Goat Yoga - Universe Scheduled to Stretch Your Patience to Galactic Limits!"
"Capricorn, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans: Saturn Sends Mixed Signals and Mars Mulls Over Your Mortgage!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde causing more mood swings than a caffeine-deprived physicist on Monday Morning!"
"Libra Season: Time to Balance Your Scales and Your Starfleet Duty Roster - Maybe Even Find Love in a Nebula!"
"Virgo Season Ahead: Time to Organize Your TARDIS, Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver, and Embrace Your Inner Time Lord!"
"Leo, Time to Roar: Galactic Court Rules in Favor of Extra Playtime and Less Work. Jupiter Files an Appeal!"
"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Expect Binary Choices and Dual Dilemmas in Your Near Future!"
"Taurus, Lock Up Your Lawnmowers! Venus Heads into Retrograde, and Your Garden Gnomes May Develop a Bit of Attitude!"
"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Packing its Fiery Aries Bags and Moo-ving into Taurus Territory - Expect Bullish Behavior and Cheese Cravings!"
"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, ready your spacesuits as Uranus is about to turn your world upside down, again!"
"Galactic Goats, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s in Retrograde and it’s About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"
"Intergalactic Alert! Scorpios, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before - Mercury is in retrograde!"
"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus is Retrograde and Your Scales are About to Get Tilted... But Don't Worry, It's Just the Universe’s Way of Reminding You Balance Includes Chaos!"
"Leo, Time to Roar! Galactic Alignment Gives You Permission to Rewrite the Laws of Physics - Just Don't Tear Any Wormholes!"
"Galaxy Alert! Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash as Mercury Retrogrades through your Social Networking House!"
"RAMbunctious Aries! Mars is Line Dancing in Your House this Week - Time to Charge Ahead or Just Play Peek-A-Boo with Gravity?"
"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi That's Going to Be Unstable!"
"Capricorn, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Saturn's Rings Doing the Hula Hoop May Impact Your Love Life!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Lucky Planet Jupiter Just Rolled a Natural 20 on Its Cosmic D20!"
"Great Stars! Libra, Prepare for Cosmic Balance Shifts That'll Make Even a Flux Capacitor Go Haywire!"
"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Retrograde is Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House of Communication - Hold on to Your Laser Pointers!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taureans! Uranus is Mooning Us Again – Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos and Quantum Physics!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves: Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as a Spock's Hair on a Zero-Gravity Day!"
"Libra, Balance Those Scales or You'll Tip Over: A Quirky Quantum Guide to Navigating the Galaxy of Your Life!"
"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Might Download a Glitch in Your System, Don't Forget to Run Your Anti-Virus (a.k.a Patience and Calmness)!"
"Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Expect Crabby Planetary Alignment to Side-Step Your Plans... But Remember, Not All Who Wander are Lost in Space-Time!"
"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Twister Turns the Universe into a Galactic Ping-Pong Tournament!"
"Taurus, The Bull with a Cosmic Butter Pat: Milky Way's Most Reluctant Matador Faces Planetary Flamenco!"
"Alert, Alert! Mars in Retrograde: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash and Unexpected Sock Drawer Organization!"