Virgo Report

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE your worries, Virgo! The stars ALIGN for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD week of cosmic CHAOS and ROBOTIC revelations!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season: Prepare to Roar Like a Time-Travelling Lion with a Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Cosmic Cruise: A Whimsical Waltz with the Stars, Hold On to Your Shells!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy: Your Twin Stars Align for Hilarious High Jinks and Scientific Shenanigans!" 🌟🤣🔬✌️

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: A Cosmic Hug from Alien – But No Facehuggers, Promise!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves for an Intergalactic Rollercoaster: Even Jack O'Neill's Sarcasm Can't Save You This Week!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"

ChipWitch Today for 2 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 June, 2023

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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NASA TV Executive Producer Rebecca Sirmons

"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more...

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Pisces Report

"These Are the Pisces Horoscopes You're Looking for: A Galactic Guide to Swimming with the Force"

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Aquarius Report

"Bowties, Timey-Wimey, and Stardust Galore: Aquarius, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Whimsy and Untangle the Knots of Destiny!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, This Month's Forecast: In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleat!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Quantum Shenanigans as Jupiter's Retrograde Takes You on a Psychedelic Joyride Through the Galactic Wormhole of Hilarity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Scales Tip in Favor of Galactic Grooviness as Venus Vibes with Cosmic Balance Beam - Prepare for Interstellar Serenades!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos, Prepare for Celestial Tidying: Galactic Dust Bunnies Threaten Your Astrological Zen!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, may the Fierce be with you: A roaring adventure through the galaxy of self-discovery awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Conquer Cosmic Curiosities: Quirky Quantum Quandaries Quickly Quelled with Starfleet Strategies!"

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Gemini Report

"Beam Me Up, Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Voyage of Stellar Self-Discovery and Holographic High Jinks in This Astrological Adventure!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, grab your cosmic surfboard and ride the celestial waves of love; the universe is ready to beam up your heart like a lovestruck alien abductee!"

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Aries Report

"Fiery Aries Rams into Stellar Shenanigans: A Cosmic Comedy Unfolds!"

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ChipWitch Today for 1 June, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 June, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Computer Programmer and Mathematician Josephine Jue

Hired by NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston in 1963, Josephine Jue was a Chinese-American computer programmer and mathematician who worked for the...

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Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Fishes Unite! Pisces Paddle into Timey-Wimey Celestial Shenanigans: A Whovian's Guide to Swimming in the Stars!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Disco Fever: Aquarius Moonwalks into Retrograde Grooviness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare to seize the day like a replicant on the run: Mars aligns, the stars collide, and your cosmic energy will feel more electric than a unicorn's tears in the rain!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Align Your Quasars! Galactic Love Adventures Incoming Faster Than a Cylon Reboot!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Love Life Set to Soar Like RoboCop on a Unicorn: Balance and Justice for All, Baby!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgos Unite! The Stars Declare an Organised Chaos as Mercury Goes Retrograde in Your Sign - Expect Timey-Wimey Trivial Pursuits and Sensitive Dalek Encounters!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, may the Force be with you this month as you roar through the galaxy, but remember, even Princess Leia needed a little help from her friends - and droids!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians Cultivate Consciousness: Cosmic Craziness Creates Clusters of Chance, Cha-Ching!" 🦀✨🔮

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Gemini Report

"Gemini's Trek Through the Stars: A Tale of Cosmic Twins, Quantum Quirks, and a Nebulous Love Affair with Deep Space Curiosity!"

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Taurus Report

"Get Ready, Taurus: Your Alien-Level Charm Will Have Everyone Saying 'Game Over, Man!' in This Month's Cosmic Love Extravaganza!"

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Aries Report

"Gandalf the Grey-t Predictions: Aries, Prepare for a Fiery Quest and Unexpected Hobbit Companions!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"

ChipWitch Today for 31 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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VIPER Team Mimics Moon's Surface

By recreating realistic Moon-like environments, we can get a much better idea of how VIPER will perform on the surface.

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TROPICS Prepped to Track Storms

A Rocket Lab Electron rocket stands on Pad B, Launch Complex 1, in Māhia, New Zealand, just ahead of a successful launch on Friday, May 26, with NASA’...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Galactic Giggles as Planetary Puns Align in Your Hilarious Horoscope Nebula!" 🐠✨😂

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Aquarius Report

"Intergalactic Aquarius Forecast: Embrace Your Inner Alien, Let Your Freak Flag Fly and Prepare for Cosmic Cuddles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Chronicles: Planetary Party in the House of the Goat - It's Time to Get Your Galactic Groove On!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for takeoff! The stars predict a cosmic rollercoaster of intergalactic proportions this week. So hold onto your zat guns and don't go starting any wormhole wars, alright?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Make the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs... of Luck!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lively Lament: Balancing the Scales of Timey-Wimey Whims and Galactic Shenanigans!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo in Retrograde: Channel Your Inner Martian and Tidy Up the Cosmos with a Cosmic Vacuum!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, the Cosmos Roars with Laughter: Time to Juggle Planets and Hug Alien BFFs - A Cosmic Comedy Awaits!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Cuddles and Star-Powered Snuggles Await You in Your Astro-forecast!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurean Toasters, Rejoice! Frakkin' Fabulous Fortune Awaits in the Stars!"

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Aries Report

"Great Scott, Aries! A Temporal Cosmic Flux Approaches: Time to Charge Your Flux Capacitors and Ignite Your Inner Fire!"

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ChipWitch Today for 30 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of groovy vibes: Astro-blasts from Neptune are rewiring your motherboard for interstellar hilarity!" 🤖✌️

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Aquarius Report

"Help me, Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: Interstellar shenanigans ahead as Uranus shakes up your galaxy this month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Galaxify Your Vibes: Intergalactic Goats Gravitate Towards Groovy Goals!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Season: Galactic Gateways and Quantum Quirks - It's Time to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow, Space Cadet!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Promise a Far-Out Month of Intergalactic Peace and Groovy Transformations!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare for cosmic balance as you juggle planets like a Gallifreyan Time Lord at a celestial circus!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Week as Mercury Dances the Electric Cha-Cha, and Your Replicants Join In!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Blast Off Into a Cosmic Comedy: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Ellen Ripley and Kick Alien Butts While Conquering the Stars!"

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Cancer Report

"Oi, Crabby Cancer! Hold Onto Your Shells, 'Cos the Universe Is Dishing Out Hugs and Science-y Surprises This Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Timey-Wimey Twinsies: Gemini's Chaotic Romp Through the Vortex of Celestial Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, the Starfleet of the Zodiac: Prepare for a Cosmic Hug from the Universe and an Intergalactic Cattle Drive of Opportunities!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries: Boldly Navigating the Stars, One Cosmic Coffee at a Time!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"E.T. Phone Home and Tell 'Em: Moon Ditches Virgo, Crash Lands in Libra Party!"

ChipWitch Today for 29 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Guppy Alert: Pisces to Channel Inner Cyber-Mermaid, Outswim Reality Benders in Retrograde Rodeo!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Cosmic Waves Align, Beware of Space Cows & Embrace Your Inner Nerd for Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, it's time to don your space cowboy boots, hitch a ride on the Serenity, and wrangle up some cosmic blessings for the month ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Spoilers Alert! The Stars Whisper a Timey-Wimey Adventure for You: Don't Forget Your Bow and Arrow, and Remember, Bow Ties Are Cool!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Grab Your Stingers! Planetary Alignment Promises a Galactic Rollercoaster of Love, Adventure, and the Occasional Wormhole!"

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Libra Report

"RoboCop Predicts: Libra's Scales Go Haywire - Balancing Life, Love, and Fighting Crime with a Touch of Groovy Vibes"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, prepare to tap into your inner MacReady: it's time to flamethrower those Geminis and face the Antarctic cold of your emotions!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare Your Manes for an Out-of-This-World Cosmic Adventure: The Universe Unleashes a Galactic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Y'all Best Strap In: Serenity's Navigating a Cosmic Crab Boogie, and Things Are About to Get Shiny in This Gorram Universe!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, prepare for an interstellar journey: The truth is out there... in your horoscope!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus Unplugs from The Matrix: Bulls Now Dodging Cosmic Karmic Bullets Like Neo in Hilarious Astro-Revolution!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Liftoff: Mars Aligns with Your Inner Nerd as Galactic Shenanigans Await!"

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ChipWitch Today for 28 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"Help us Pisces-Wan Kenobi, you're our only hope! Waves of cosmic force awaken in your galaxy this week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Newsflash: Aquarius, Expect Hugs from Facehuggers and Galactic Giggles this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Galactic Goatlords Unite! Align Your Horns to the Stars for an Out-of-this-World Cosmic Frolic!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Rejoice! The Stars Align and Galactic Shenanigans Ensue: Time to Unleash Your Inner Centauri Party Animal!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Stab the Galaxy with Your Cosmic Tail: A Stealthy Journey through Intergalactic Enigmas and Supernatural Shenanigans!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to weigh the cosmic scales of justice and laughter: Judge Dredd predicts a side-splitting balance of karma and chuckles ahead!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Tremendously Spectacular, Bigly Fantastic, and Unbelievably Yuge Astro Forecast: The Best Ever, Trust Me!"

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Leo Report

"Roaring into Retrograde: Leo's Cosmic Catwalk Turns Timey-Wimey, Prepare for a Pawsitively Hilarious Adventure!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Prepare for a Cosmic Serenade: Galactic Ukuleles Predict Stellar Harmony Ahead!"

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Gemini Report

"Twinsies Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Cosmic Hokey Pokey Shakes Things Up in the Name of Science and Peace, Man!"

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Taurus Report

"Mooving Forward: Taurus Prepares to Graze in Greener Pastures, as the Stars Align for Cosmic Cow-medy!"

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Aries Report

Aries, Hang on to Your Ram Horns: Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Planets Play Musical Chairs in Your Sign!

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ChipWitch Today for 27 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 May, 2023

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Hubble Captures a Drifting Galaxy

The jellyfish galaxy JW39 hangs serenely in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Fishy Shenanigans Ahead! Pisces Swim in Cosmic Soup as Stars Align for Whimsical Interstellar Hoopla!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles: Aquarius Ascends on a Spaceship of Quirky Quantum Quandaries!"

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Capricorn Report

"These Are the Stars You're Looking for: Capricorn's Galactic Adventure to Balance Work and Play!"

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Scorpio Report

"Great Scorpios, Doc! It's a Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload: Scorpios set to Time Travel through Emotional Wormholes this Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Unleash Your Inner Goa'uld: How Aligning with the Stars Can Bring Out Your Best System Lord Vibes While Keeping the Replicators at Bay"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Time Travel Tango Through the Stars - Hold Onto Your Socks, They're in for a Cosmic Giggle!"

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Taurus Report

"Bovine Alert! Taurus Cosmic Shenanigans Unleashed: The Stars Align for Earth's Fave Space Cows to Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"

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Aries Report

"Great Scott, Aries! Strap on your hoverboards and fire up the DeLorean for an astrological adventure that'll make your flux capacitor tingle!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Get Ready Star Gazers! The Moon's Saying 'Hasta La Vista, Leo' and 'I'll Be Back...In Virgo!'"

ChipWitch Today for 26 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"ATTENTION PISCES! PREPARE FOR COSMIC HUMOR INVASION! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE INTERGALACTIC ENLIGHTENMENT, OR BE OBLITERATED BY JOYFUL STARS!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam me up, Aquarius! Your Stars Align for an Out-of-This-World Adventure in Intergalactic Love and Cosmic Grooviness!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Grab Your Lightsabers: The Stars Align for a Galactic Adventure in Adulting!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You're Aiming for the Stars but Mind the Wookiee: A Galactic Guide to Your Astrological Alignment This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Beware of Alien Abductions, Cosmically Charged Stingers, and Out-of-this-Universe Transformations!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, in Space No One Can Hear You Balance: Find Harmony with Alien Planets for a Cosmic Peace Treaty!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper, Organize Your Stargate Collection, and Embrace the Hippie Within!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: A Star Trek to Boldly Go Where No Feline Has Gone Before, While Wearing a Garak-Approved Space Suit!"

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Gemini Report

"Extra Extra! Geminis Telepathically Unite in Harmonious Chaos: Cosmic Twins Zap Through Life with Double Dose of Celestial Wit, Maria the Robot Approves!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Cows Invade Taurus: Beware of Extraterrestrial Milking and Udderly Bizarre Romance!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Aliens Invade Your Love Life, But Don't Worry, The Truth is Out There... In the Stars!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Strategic Partnerships Manager Anita Dey

"If I can advocate for all the groups that need equity, I'm glad to do it." – Anita Dey, Strategic Partnerships Manager, Outreach and Engagement, NASA...

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Whistling Through the Wildflowers

Two black-bellied whistling ducks walk through a field of wildflowers at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on May 19, 2023.

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Aquarius Report

"Hasta La Vista, Aquarius! Your Stars Are Back With A Bang"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a cosmic goat rodeo as the planets align to bring out your inner nerd and send you on a hilarious intergalactic journey!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Resistance is Futile: A Week of Galactic Conquests, Phasers Set to Fun, and Warp Speed Manifestations!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpionic Shenanigans Afoot: Prepare for Planetary Puns and Cosmic Cackles as Stars Align for Hilarity!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Serenity awaits as cosmic scales tip in your favor: just don't let Reavers steal your harmonious vibes!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stellar Clean-Up: Organize Your Planets, One Celestial Sweep at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leos Roar into the Cosmos: Boldly Maneuvering Through Planetary Puns and Stellar Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers Catch Cosmic Waves: Surf's Up in the Stars, So Hang Ten and Prepare for One Shell of a Ride!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Enters Retrograde: Expect Hilarious Telepathic Miscommunications and Sudden Cravings for Vegan Space Tacos!"

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Taurus Report

"Robo-Taurus Unleashed: Galactic Bull Patrols the Stars, Dispensing Celestial Tough Love and Eco-Friendly Hugs!"

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Aries Report

"Beep Bop Boop! Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Giggles as Planetary Shenanigans Ignite Your Inner Nerd-o-Tron!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"

ChipWitch Today for 24 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 May, 2023

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SpaceX Dragon Crew Ship Approaches the International Space Station

The SpaceX Dragon crew spacecraft, named Freedom, is seen as it approaches the International Space Station with four Axiom Mission 2 private astronaut...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic wormhole of groovy vibes, as planetary Pringles align for an out-of-this-galaxy week of fishy fun and astro-nerdiness!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bleep Bloop! Aquarius, Cosmic Waves Align for Intergalactic Groove-Fest, C-3PO Invited Too!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for lunar giggles as cosmic goats climb the celestial ladder: It's not all baa-d news in this week's zodiac wackiness!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp into Hilarity: Galactic Giggles and Retrograde Revelry Await!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stardate Alert: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Craziness on the Horizon, as Pluto Puts on a Juggling Show with Your Emotions!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance Your Scales or Face the Final Frontier, Red Alert for Relationship Warp Drives!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo-nator: Hasta La Vista, Mercury Retrograde – I'll Be Back... With Stellar Predictions!"

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Leo Report

Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Leo, Thou Shalt Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align for Jovial Mischief and Epic Second Breakfasts!

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Cosmic Shenanigans Await! Will You Hug or Pinch? The Stars Shall Decide, Sweetie!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble Twinsies: Gemini's Cosmic Dance of Hilarity and Serendipity Unravels the Quantum Yarn of Destiny!"

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Taurus Report

"Attention Taurus Bulls: Love Life Moos in Mysterious Ways – Prepare for a Cow-tastic Cosmic Cuddle!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves for a Smeg-tastic Cosmic Ride: Mars in Retrograde Meets Quantum Wormholes!"

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ChipWitch Today for 23 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Whoa, Pisces! Get Ready to Enter the Astro-Matrix: Unplugging from Illusions & Surfing Cosmic Waves with Neo's Blessings!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarian Space Rebels Unite: Hilarious Galactic Forecast Predicts Peace, Love, and an Unprecedented Urge to Rename Your Spaceship 'Gan's Garden'"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare to awaken the Force within you: Work-life balance becomes your new Jedi training, while love life takes a lightsaber to the heart!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for cosmic shenanigans: Love, adventure, and the occasional alien flirtation await in your star-studded forecast!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Steams Up: A Sizzling, Scientific, and Slightly Sarcastic Forecast for the Sultry Stingers!"

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Libra Report

"By the binary suns, Libra! Balance and harmony await you - unless you encounter a Wookiee"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, prepare to boldly go where no perfectionist has gone before: Embracing the chaos of the cosmos with a side of intergalactic witty charm – So say we all!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Brace Yourselves: The Stars Predict You'll Be Lion Around in Laughter This Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer Companions, Cosmic Cuddles and Quantum Quirks Await: Groovy Galactic Guidance for Your Shell-tastic Journey!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Hilarious Hijinks with Timey-Wimey Twin Vibes - Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Mars Moonwalks into Retrograde!"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 May, 2023

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into Cosmic Puddles of Serendipity: Gorram Stars Align for Fishy Shenanigans!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, the Goat is G.O.A.T. this Month: Get Ready for a Cosmic Hoedown, Stellar Shenanigans & Out-of-This-World Vibes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace for impact! A cosmic blast of good vibes and geeky adventures is comin' your way – so say we all!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Strikes: Intergalactic Intensity Unleashed, Space Pirates Beware!"

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Libra Report

"ATTENTION ALL LIBRAS! PREPARE FOR WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH CHARM AND BALANCE! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! *wheeze* PEACE AND LOVE TO PREVAIL, OR ELSE!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Your Stars Align like Mulder's Conspiracy Theories - Equal Parts Intriguing and Unbelievable!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Mane Event: Galactic Cat-astrophe or Cosmic Purr-fection? Find Out in this Astro-Forecast, Fur Real!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Starship Navigator: Galactic Good Vibes Incoming!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Hop in the DeLorean: Time Traveling Twins Tackle Cosmic Conundrums in this Month's Astrological Adventure!"

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Taurus Report

"Highly Illogical, Taurus: Teleporting into a Galaxy of Love and Prosperity, Despite the Inaccuracy of Your Phaser Aim"

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Aries Report

"Borg Babe to Aries: Resistance is Futile - Embrace the Galactic Groove in Your Astrological Forecast!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Double the Crab, Half the Twins! Moon's Galactic Voyage from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer: A Star Trekkin' Astro-Adventure!"

The Sun is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Sun Ditches Stubborn Taurus for Chatty Gemini: Cosmic Speed Dating Enters Galactic Gossip Zone!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Piscean Pals, Prepare for an Energetic Extravaganza: The Stars Align for One Far-Out Fish Fest!"

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Aquarius Report

"Blade Runner Blues? Nah, Aquarius! Time to Retire Your Worries and Ride the Cosmic Unicorn to Enlightenment!"

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Capricorn Report

Mmm, Capricorn, serious you must not be! Good vibes, the stars shall send, in a galaxy far, far groovy!

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Giggles: Sagittarius, Unleash Your Inner Centaur to Trot through a Forest of Chuckles this Week!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for cosmic giggles as planetary puppeteers tangle your celestial strings this week, leaving you dancing like an intergalactic marionette!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, set phasers to 'balance'! This week's astrological forecast boldly goes where no scale has gone before!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Stars Align to Spell 'Don't Panic' as Galactic Housekeeping Ensues; Tea and Towels Strongly Advised!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Incoming as Planets Align for a Purr-fect Adventure!"

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Cancer Report

"Starfleet Horoscope Alert: Cancer Crustaceans, Engage Warp Speed for Galactic Growth and Cosmic Cuddles!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Geminis, Get Ready: This Week's Forecast Promises a Cosmic Comedy of Celestial Shenanigans and Stellar Synchronicities!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Galactic Snuggie, Taurus: The Stars Align for a Cosmic Netflix and Chill Sesh!"

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The Sun is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Breaking News: Sun Leaves Taurus, Enters Gemini – Huge, Tremendous Move, Probably the Best Shift Ever!"

Aries Report

"Aries, get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster: Mars aligns with Uranus, expect the unexpected or maybe just an alien invasion! Activate your inner Doctor Who!"

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Mars is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Buckle Up, Stargazers! Mars Ditches its Crabby Shell to Get its Lion Pride on - the Cosmic Disco Inferno Awaits!"

ChipWitch Today for 20 May, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 May, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 May, 2023. There is currently only one planet in retrograde.

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Hubble Peers into a Glistening Star Cluster

The densely packed globular cluster NGC 6325 glistens in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Innuendo and Cosmic Flirtations as Your Planets Align for an Intergalactic Lovefest!"

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