"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting of Unexpected Events, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Scales! Alien Invasion or Just Venus in Retrograde? RoboCop Astrologer Reports!"

"Great stars! Virgo, hold on to your Flux Capacitors - It's going to be a Cosmic 1.21 Gigawatt kind of month!"

"Leo Season: Time to Roar, Purr, and Maybe Knock Over a Few Planetary Vases - All in the Name of Cosmic Glory!"

"Cancer's Forecast: Crabby Mood Swings Inbound, Blame It On The Moon!"

"Galactic Gossip Alert! Mercury's Taking a Backseat, Gemini. Time to Use that Backup Communication Protocol: Smoke Signals!"

"Brace for Impact, Taurus! Mercury's in Retrograde and it Forgot to Use its Turn Signal!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Shower of Good Fortune, But Don't Forget Your Babel Fish or Towel!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Nuggets! The Moon's Ditching Hot-Headed Aries for Chillaxed Taurus - Expect Cosmic Cows Jumping Over Lunar Rainbows!"

The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun at the point of the maximum of the partial solar eclipse near Banner, Wyoming on Monday, Aug. 21, 2017. A...

"Fishy Pisces, Get Your Gills Ready - Cosmic Chameleon's Got Your Back This Month! Cloaking Device Not Included."

"Prepare Your Spaceships, Aquarius! It's Time to Beam Up Your Love Life, According to the Stars!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans! Jupiter's on a Joyride and it Forgot the GPS!"

"Gandalf Dishes Out: Scorpio, You Shall Not Pass...Without Reading This Hilariously Enlightening Astrological Forecast!"

"Libra: Time to Balance Your Scales or Else Gravity Might Get Upset... and Nobody Wants a Grumpy Law of Physics!"

"Virgo Season: Time to Channel Your Inner Hermione Granger, Minus the Evil Wizards and With More Kale Smoothies!"

"Leo, I Suggest a New Strategy: Let the Stars Win! Galactic Forecast Ahead!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Universe has Decided to Play a Game of 'Crab Soccer' with Your Planets!"

"Twins Unite! Gemini, Your Stars Are About to Pull a Quantum Leap: Time-Traveling to Next Tuesday Not Included!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus Set to Charge Through the Cosmos, Spoilers!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Shake Your Frakkin' Universe!"

"Venus Ditches Aquarius's Futuristic Condo for Pisces's Beachfront Bungalow: 'Beaming Up' Takes on a Whole New Meaning!"

"Spacetime Surfin' Pisces: Prepare for a Cosmic Wave of Love, Laughter, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Hold Onto Your Saturn Rings, It's About to Get Galactic!"

"Capricorns, Brace for Galactic Chaos! Saturn’s Having a Midlife Crisis and Mars Forgot Its Yoga Pants!"

"Sagittarius, Phone Home! Your Stars are Dialing in Cosmic Pranks and Galactic Wisdom!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango! Your Planets are About to Do the Cha-Cha Slide in Retrograde!"

"Libra's Love Life Goes Full Sheldon Cooper, Universe Promises Less Equations and More Romance!"

"Virgo Alert: Your Stars are More Aligned than a Perfectly Calibrated Hyperdrive, Expect Smooth Sailing... Unless You Bump into a Wraith!"

"Leo: In space, no one can hear you roar - but they'll definitely feel your fiery personality this month!"

"Cancer, I find your lack of faith in Mercury retrograde... disturbing! Unleash the Cosmic Force This Week!"

"Double Trouble you are, Gemini. In Mercury Retrograde, even your twins can't agree! May the cosmic forces be with you."

"Stubborn Taurus Bull-Dozes Through Planetary Chaos: Star Trek Warp Speed Edition!"

"Aries, Your Stars are Hotter than Boba Fett's Jetpack: Strap in for the Ride!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping its Fishy Pajamas for Fiery Ram Onesies: Pisces to Aries Transit Incoming!"

"Pisces Alert: Prepare for Emotional Tsunami, Bring Extra Tissues and Your Favorite Sci-Fi Box Set!"

"Quantum Leap Alert! Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Slide into Serendipitous Chaos - Hold On to Your Holographic Socks!"

"EXTERMINATE Procrastination, Capricorn! Dalek-style Work Ethic is in Your Stars This Week!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle up! Your Planetary Alignment is More Whacked Out than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Be Rocked as Pluto Plots a Cosmic Comedy with Your Star Sign: It's Not a Big Bang Theory, But It'll Have You Seeing Stars!"

"Libra, Beware! Your Scales May Tip Towards Kale Smoothies and Quantum Physics This Week!"

"Virgo, Engage Warp Speed to Organizational Bliss: Your Star-dusted Desk Drawer is Calling!"

"Leo, Prepare to Engage: Planetary Alignments Promise Ferocious Fun, Borg Style!"

"Cancer Horoscope: Expect Cosmic Crustacean Chaos! Quantum Fluctuations Forecast a Crabwalk into Kooky Conundrums!"

"Two-Faced Geminis: Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line as Mercury Breaks out the Disco Ball!"

"Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Bull Ride That's Part Twilight Zone, Part Star Trek, With a Side of Organic Kale Smoothies!"

"Aries, You're No Good To Me Unmotivated! Harness the Mars Energy or You'll Be Carbonite Frozen in Procrastination!"

"Mercury Makes a Splashy Exit from Pisces, Charges into Aries like it's Late for a Comic-Con Panel!"

This image shows two types of sand dunes on Mars. The small dots are called barchan dunes, and from their shape we can tell that they are upwind. The ...

"Intergalactic Fish-Fest: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash in the Nebulae of Nonsense!"

"Galactic Forecast for Aquarius: Brace Yourself, the Universe is About to Pour a Bucket of Cosmic Glitter on Your Love Life!"

"Attention Capricorns! Your stars are aligning so perfectly, even Saturn's rings are jealous! Time to Rock-et!"

"Sagittarius, may the Force be with you this week... because Mercury is in retrograde and it's about to party like it's 1977!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Shifts Suggest It's Time to Put Down the Death Ray and Embrace Your Inner Goa'uld!"

"Librans: Prepare for an Interstellar Hokey-Pokey as Venus Backflips into Retrograde!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Nerd: Mars is in Retrograde and Algebra is Suddenly Cool!"

"Leo's Forecast: Mane Tangles and Roars Expected, Bring Your Astrological Hairbrush!"

"Cancer Horoscope: Uranus in Retrograde! Brace Yourselves, Space Crabs, it's Time to Claw Your Way Out of Emotional Black Holes!"

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Expect Binary Decisions and Dualistic Dilemmas!"

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot! Taurus, Prepare for a Stellar Week where Your Patience will be Tested More than my Ability to Resist a Fresh Pot of Tea!"

"Red Alert, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde, Pack Your Phaser and Astro-snacks!"

"Brace Yourselves! The Moon is Paddling from Aquarius' Aquarium to Pisces' Pool Party!"

Excellent view of the docked Apollo 9 command and service modules (CSM) and lunar module (LM), with Earth in the background, during astronaut David R....

"Logic-defying Pisces, prepare for celestial turbulence: Neptune's in retrograde and it’s about as cooperative as a Tribble in a Klingon tea party."

"Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Uranus Decides to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party - and You're the DJ!"

"Capricorn, Time to Buckle Up! A Rollercoaster of Planetary Shenanigans is Teleporting Your Way!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Your Quivers! Your Planetary Alignment is More Unsettled Than My Last Tetris Game!"

"Scorpio, You're Aimin' to Misbehave: Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted!"

"Libra's Scales Tip Towards 'Nerd-vana': Galactic Forecast Predicts a Quantum Leap in Charm Quarks!"

"Virgo, prepare to experience the gravitational pull of success! Or is it just another alien invasion? Timey-Wimey Astro-forecast Ahead!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Roar: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Hair Just Might Defy Gravity!"

"Crabby Cancerians! Prepare for a Stellar Showdown as Jupiter Skips Rope with Mercury in Your House of Communication! Unleash those Pincers!"

"Twins on the Astral Roller Coaster: Gemini, Hold onto Your Nebulas, It's a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Week Ahead!"

"Strap on Your Rocket Boots, Taurus: A Galactic Guffaw of Gravity is About to Upend Your Earthbound Habits!"

"Set Phasers to Fun, Aries: Your Love Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before!"

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"Galactic Forecast Alert! Pisces, Your Stars are More Confused Than a Protocol Droid in a Trash Compactor!"

"Aquarius, Get Ready: Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw a Galactic Disco Party in Your Honor!"

"Capricorn, This Week You'll Be More Persistent Than a Goa'uld on a Power Trip - But Hopefully with Better Fashion Sense!"

"Sagittarius, your horoscope you seek? Hmm... Adventure-bound you will be, or maybe just lost in the supermarket! Haha!"

"Scorpio, Expect Galactic Shenanigans: Mars in Retrograde Does the Cha-Cha with Uranus & Your Morning Coffee May Never Be the Same!"

"Libra, Your Scales Are More Balanced Than My Jetpack! An Astrological Forecast Full of Bounty and Maybe Some Sarlacc Pitfalls!"

"Virgo Forecast: Time to Reboot Your Love Life, Dust Off Your Brain Cells, And Maybe Even Sort Your Sock Drawer! It's All Systems Go in the Cosmos!"

"Gandalf the Grey Embraces His Inner Lion: Your Leo Forecast - Expect Fireworks, Unexpected Guests, and a Sudden Urge to Hit the Road!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Claw Crackers: Incoming Planetary Alignment Might Make Things as Snappy as a Space Lobster Rodeo!"

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Binary Star System Crashes into a Mercury Retrograde, Expect Cosmic Whiplash and a Universal Reboot of Your Social Life!"

"Taureans, brace yourselves! Your week looks as exciting as the time I found out Darth Vader was my dad!"

"Galactic Ram on the Rampage: Aries about to Headbutt the Universe with Fiery Passion...and maybe some Quantum Physics!"

"Brace Yourselves, The Moon is Pulling a Neo: Ditching the Corporate Capricorn for a Wild Dive into the Aquarian Matrix!"

"Pisces! Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans as Neptune Plans a Cosmic Prank that May Involve Quantum Physics!"

"Quasar Quirks and Plasma Puzzles: Aquarius, it's Time to Engage Warp Speed on Your Love Life!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Horns! The Planets are Throwing a Disco Party and You're the Main Attraction!"

"Sagittarius, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Quantum Physics Equation - Confusing But Ultimately Enlightening!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist: Mars in Retrograde Decides to Moonwalk!"

"Libra Alert: Gravity Shifts as Jupiter Borrows Your Scales - Expect Weightless Wonders and Cosmic Comedy!"

"Virgo, This Week You Won't Be 'Invisible' in Jungle of Life, Just Remember: If It Bleeds, You Can Conquer It!"

"Leo: Prepare to Roar! You're About to Have More Solar Power Than a Terminator in a Tanning Bed!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Crab Dance: Your Astrological Forecast Says It's Time to Sidestep Out of Your Comfort Zone, and Maybe Even Into Some Unexplored Galaxies!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Ping Pong: Mercury in Retrograde has Nothing on the Twin Star Jugglery!"

"Brace Your Bullish Self, Taurus: Cosmic Chaos or Just the Universe's Way of Saying 'Tag, You're It!'"

"Rocket-Powered Rams! Aries, Brace for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride Straight Out of a Flash Gordon Episode!"

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"Pisces Forecast: Time to Exit the Matrix and Dive Into the Sea of Possibilities!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Stars are Aligning in a Pattern that Resembles a 3D Printed Vegan Tofu Burger - Expect Weirdness!"

"Capricorn, Watch Out! This Week, Saturn's Rings May Squeeze Your Goat Horns Just a Bit Tighter Than Usual!"

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: A Comedic Cosmic Forecast Predicting Wild Adventures and Unprecedented Growth!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Find Your Inner Lobster: This Week's Forecast Promises a Clawful of Surprises!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself! Your Scales Are About to Get Tilted by a Quantum Leap of Cosmic Energy...And No, It's Not Because You Ate Too Many Space Donuts!"

"Organized, You Must Be! For Chaos in Your Star Chart, There Is. Clean Your Room, Virgo, You Shall!"

"Leo, This Week: Expect More Drama Than a Wookiee's Furball! May The Cosmic Force Be With You!"

"Intergalactic Tidal Waves Incoming! Cancer, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Currents of Your Emotional Nebula!"

"Twin Trouble Alert: Gemini, Your Duality Is in Full Swing and Mercury is Just As Confused As You Are!"

"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: A Taurus' Galactic Guide to Avoiding Nebulous Relationships and Dodging Black Holes of Drama!"

"Aries, Buckle Up Kid: Your Love Life's About to Make the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

"Much Ado About Moonwalking: Lunar Lunacy Leaps from Sagittarius to Capricorn - This Isn't Alien Abduction, Folks!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Tsunami of Cosmic Weirdness: Even Snake Plissken Couldn't Escape This!"

"Galactic Forecast for Aquarius: Lightsabers on Standby as Uranus Plans a Surprise Rebellion!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planetary Overlords Are Swapping Briefcases - Expect Office Politics in the Stars!"

"Sagittarius, get ready! Your arrow is aimed at a cosmic pinata filled with quantum quirks and stardust surprises!"

"Scorpio, Pack your Ray-Bans! Solar Flares of Opportunity are Blinding Your Orbit!"

"Libra Alert! Balancing Life's Seesaw or Juggling Cosmic Spheres - Your Galactic Gymnastics Routine Awaits!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury's Retrograde Might Just Make Your Spreadsheets More Exciting!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Roaring Week Ahead! May Encounter Space Monkeys and Quantum Paradoxes!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's Not in Retrograde, But Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

"Hold on to Your Space Helmets, Gemini! Alien Twins on a Galactic Roller Coaster this Month!"

"Taurus, Brace for Impact: Your Love Life is About to Experience a Supernova... and I'm Not Just Talking about Your Netflix Binge of Battlestar Galactica!"

"Aries, Buckle Your Space Boots! Mars is Retrograde & Your Interstellar Roller Coaster Ride Just Got Extra Twisty!"

"Pisces, Buckle Up: Your Stars are Doing the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Your Retrograde is Less Mercury, More Spock in a Tie-Dye Tunic!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Timey-Wimey Vortex of Your Life - Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, Your Lucky Stars are in Overdrive! May the Horoscope Be With You!"

"Scorpio, Prepare To Sting: Mercury Retrograde Can't Handle Your Galactic Vibes!"

"Libra Forecast: Balanced Scales or Just More Cosmic Juggling? The Universe Chimes in With a Resounding 'Maybe'!"

"Virgo: Time to Burst Out of Your Comfort Zone Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Roaring Good Time as Your Inner Alien Awakens, but Remember to Keep Those Flamethrowers Handy!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde Ruckus, and Swim into a Galaxy of Giggles!"

"Gemini, Beware! Mercury Retrograde Gearing up to Dance the Cha-Cha on Your Life Plans!"

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus: It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Borg...and Maybe a Houseplant!"

"Aries Alert: Mars Calls for a Cosmic Clean-Up, Expect Galactic Traffic Jams!"

"Brace Yourselves, Cosmic Wanderers: The Moon's Ditching the Scorpion for the Archer Faster Than a Cylon Swap at a Speed Dating Night!"

This densely populated group of stars is the globular cluster NGC 1841, which is part of the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC), a satellite galaxy of our M...

"Pisces: Brace for Galactic Waves, Possible Alien Abductions, and a Slight Chance of Fish - It’s Just Another Typical Orbit Around the Sun!"

"Brace Yourself Aquarius, Even Your Water-Bearer Can't Douse the Cosmic Fireworks Coming Your Way!"

"Capricorn-icopia: Your Stars Align Like Isosceles Triangles, Get Ready for a Week Full of Right Angles and Sudden Urges to Count in Binary!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Rodeo Ride: Jupiter's Going Retrograde and It Ain't Happy About It!"

"Scorpio: Your Stars Align in a Slightly Off-Kilter Fibonacci Spiral - Time to Embrace the Chaotic Harmony!"

"Libra, Hold Onto Your Scales! Mercury Retrograde is Making a U-turn, and It Forgot to Use a Blinker!"

"Virgo, Time to Flux Capacitate Your Vibes: A Cosmic Revolution is on the Horizon!"