"Alien Abduction or Just Another Monday? Aquarius, Your Cosmic Weather Report is Out of This World!"
"Scorpio! Prepare to Warp Drive into Emotional Nebulas - Tractor Beam Engaged for Intense Introspection!"
"Virgo Forecast: Expecting Cleanliness in Your Love Life? The Universe May Have Other Plans... and They're Not Wearing Rubber Gloves!"
"Pisces: Time to Fish out your Sonic Screwdrivers, the Stars are Aligning for a Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Adventure!"
"Aquarius, prepare to surf the cosmic waves! Alien abduction risk at an all-time low but Mercury's retrograde may cause Wi-Fi glitches!"
"Libra, Brace Yourself for an Interstellar Jamboree - Your Scales May Tip More Than a Drunk Alien on Moonshine This Week!"
"Logical Conclusions and Earthly Virtues: A Vulcan's Guide to Surviving the Virgo Constellation Alignment - No Mind-Meld Required!"
"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Supernova of Luck, or Maybe Just a Nebula of Mild Inconvenience - Either Way, It's Going to Be Out of This World!"
"Cancer, This Week's Forecast: More Emotional Crabs than a Time-Traveling DeLorean at a Seafood Buffet!"
"Get Ready Gemini! Your Twin Stars are About to Pull a Quantum Double Whammy, or as I Call It - Schrödinger's Cat in Retrograde!"
"Time to Grab the Bull by the Horns: Taurus, Your Star-Stamped Forecast Promises a Galactic Roller Coaster of Fun and Quirky Quantum Quandaries!"
"Aries, brace yourself! Mars is in retrograde and it's acting weirder than a cyborg chicken at a robot fox convention!"
"Holy Cow, Moon! Trading in Bull Horns for Twins? Taurus to Gemini Transit Promises Double Trouble and Twice the Fun!"
"Moody Moon Shakes Off Taurus' Bullish Attitude, Packs Up for Gemini's Twinning Party - Buckle Up, Folks!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Morph into a Cosmic Lobster: The Universe is Cranking Up Your Transformation Dial!"
"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect a Shower of Cosmic Dust Bunnies from Mercury - Time to Bring Out the Planetary Vacuums!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Your Constellation's Aligned for Space Cowboy Shenanigans and Quantum Quirkiness!"
"Double Trouble! Gemini, Your Twin is Planning a Coup - Time to Brush Off the Quantum Physics Book and Negotiate with Astrological Diplomacy!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: This Week's Forecast Predicts a Bull Market in Cosmic Energy, High Probability of Stubborn Outbursts, and a Slight Chance of Alien Abduction!"
Four reindeer walk past the BARREL payload on the launch pad at Esrange Space Center near Kiruna, Sweden. The BARREL team was at Esrange Space Center ...
"Logical Analysis Predicts: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula Is Set to Experience a High Probability of Cosmic Ripple Effect - Fascinating!"
"Beam up, Aquarius! Your Starship of Ambition is ready for Warp Speed in the Galaxy of Possibilities!"
"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Your Week Might Be More Tangled than a Time Lord's Timeline!"
"Librans, Brace Yourselves! Your Scales Might Tilt as Venus Plans a Cosmic Prank - Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans!"
"Virgo Alert! Mercury in Retrograde Decides to Play Hide-and-Seek, Expect Your Inner Control Freak to Do The Running Man!"
"Leo, Grab Your Mane and Roar: The Stars Demand More Executive Action Than a Filibuster in Congress!"
"Stellar News Alert: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cattle Drive! Uranus Promises Not to Pull Any 'Bull'-oney This Month!"
"Prime Directive: Aries, Prepare for Galactic Overdrive. Your Mars Ruled Engine is Firing on All Cylinders... But Remember to Avoid Illegal Parking in the Universe!"
"Fasten Your Space Seatbelts, Folks! Mercury is Skipping Capricorn and Diving into Sagittarius like a Nerd at a Comic Con!"
Artemis II crew members: CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen, left, NASA astronauts Christina Koch, Victor Glover, and Reid Wiseman, r...
"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Upstream: Cosmos Predicts a Whirlpool of Fun Filled with Awkward Social Situations and Unavoidable Adulting!"
"Aquarius, Ready to Navigate the Kessel Run of Your Life? Your Hyperdrive is Charged and Your Stars are Aligned!"
"Capricorn, Prepare to Say Hasta La Vista to Your Problems: This Month’s Stars Have Your Back, No Cyborgs Required!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed Your Way through Love and Chaos: It's Like the Delta Quadrant out There!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Your Planets are in Retrograde, and Mercury is Blaming It All on a Misunderstood Quantum Flux!"
"Libra: Brace Your Scales for a Cosmic Rollercoaster or Is It Just the Universe's Attempt at a Dad Joke?"
"Help me, Virgo Kenobi, you're my only hope... for a clean house! Your organizational skills are off the charts this week!"
"Cosmic Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Cancer's Stars Predict an Invasion of Unavoidable Organized Chaos and a High Chance of Accidental Enlightenment!"
"Beep Boop Bull! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul as Jupiter Swaps its Ringtone and Mars Forgets its Wallet!"
"Moon Ditches Aries for Taurus: Decides it's Time to Explore Greener Astrological Pastures...and Maybe Find Some Alien Cows!"
"Galactic Shift Alert: Sun Packs up Sagittarius Bow and Arrow, Swaps for Capricorn's Business Suit!"
At the start of October 2023, green conifers and golden aspen covered the slopes of Monroe Mountain in Utah’s Fishlake National Forest. Then, starting...
"1.21 Giga-liters of Cosmic Waves Incoming: Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitor Your Way Through this Emotional Time Dilation!"
"Aquarius: Brace Yourself! Your Stars are Saying 'Hasta la Vista' to Boredom and 'I'll Be Back' with Epic Adventures!"
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Traffic Jam: Jupiter's in Retrograde and Mars Forgot to Use Its Turn Signal!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot That Even Skynet Can't Predict!"
"Libra, May the Scales Be With You: A Galactic Journey of Balance, Love, and Avoiding Sith-Level Drama!"
"Galactic Forecast for Gemini: Could Experience Binary Star Meltdown or Twin Peaks of Success, Depends on Mood Swings!"
"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Stop Uranus from Photobombing Your Love Life... Again!"
This composite image shows the Christmas Tree Cluster. The blue and white lights (which blink in the animated version of this image) are young stars t...
"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarians! Uranus is Going Retrograde and it's About to Get as Wacky as a Sci-Fi B-Movie Marathon!"
"Great Scott! Capricorn, Brace Your Goats! A Cosmic Flux Capacitor Overload Predicts a Timeline Twist This Month!"
"Great Galaxies, Sagittarius! Your Planets Align Like Flux Capacitors - Prepare for Time-Travelling Adventures in Self-Discovery!"
"Scorpio, your stars are shouting 'Multipass!' - Time to juggle multiple tasks like a cosmic circus performer!"
"Libra's Scales Tip Towards 'Infinite Improbability Drive': Prepare for an Unbalanced Week of Quantum Quirks!"
"Cancer, Prepare Yourself: The Universe is Cooking Up a Cosmic Lobster Bisque and Guess Who's the Main Ingredient!"
"May the Twins be With You! Galactic Adventures and Wookiee-sized Surprises Await Geminis This Month!"
"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the TARDIS Can't Shield From the Bullish Overdrive of Cosmic Energies This Week!"
"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Going from Fishy Pisces to Fiery Aries: It's like Hogwarts Sorting Hat On a Cosmic Scale!"
The surface of Mars is littered with examples of glacier-like landforms. While surface ice deposits are mostly limited to the polar caps, patterns of ...
"Probability of Pisces Finding Inner Peace Skyrockets: Universe Suggests Incorporating More Vulcan Meditation and Less Romulan Ale into Daily Regimen!"
"Aquarian Alert! Uranus in Retrograde: Expect Sudden Bursts of Genius or Just More Frequent Trips to the Fridge!"
"Capricorn Forecast: Use the Force, Goat-Fish! A Galactic Shift in Your Work-Life Balance is Looming!"
"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Mane Full of Stardust and Sudden Cravings for Tofu Tacos, thanks to the Cosmic Alignment!"
"Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown: Mercury's Doing the Fandango and it's Gonna Stir up Your Moon Pies!"
"Aries, Buckle Up! With Mars in Retrograde, it's going to be a Wilder Ride than a Speeder Bike Chase through the Forests of Endor!"
"Capricorn Alert! Aliens not Involved as Saturn Shifts into High Gear - Expect Cosmic Traffic Jams!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Uranus... and We Mean the Planet, Not Your Anatomy!"
"Libra: A Balance Between Cosmic Harmony & Chocolate Consumption; This Week, Your Scale Tends to Tip Towards the Latter!"
"Virgo, the Cosmic Janitor: Time to Organize Planets into Neat Little Rows, Even If They Insist on Orbiting Chaotically!"
"Crustacean Constellation Chronicles: Galactic Guidance for Cancers - Now with 100% More Quantum Quirkiness!"
"Intergalactic Traffic Jam Forecasted for Taurus: Expect Slow Moo-ving Planets and Stellar Bull-etins!"
"Alien vs Aries: Galactic Battles are SO Last Millennium, It's Time to Embrace Peace, Love, and Quantum Mechanics!"
"Pisces, Prepare to Warp Speed Your Way Into Love, because Uranus is in Retrograde and Your Emotional Baggage is Lighter On Other Planets!"
"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect More Stars in Your Path Than a Trekkie Convention and Fewer Romances Than Sheldon Cooper's High School Diary!"
"Cancerians Beware: Crab Walking Backwards as Mercury Retrogrades - No Timey-Wimey Stuff Can Fix This!"
"Twins Unite! Gemini's Planetary Ping Pong Match Predicts Peculiar Power Surge - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Comedy Show!"
"Taurus, get ready to grab the bull by the horns! Uranus is retrograde and it's not because it forgot its password for the 10th time this week!"
Orville Wright makes the first powered, controlled flight on Earth as his brother Wilbur looks on in this image taken at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, o...
"Get Your Gills Ready, Pisces! Cosmic Tsunami of Luck Riding Your Way, Just Remember - No Running in the Hallways of the Universe!"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Wacky as a Quantum Physics Party!"
"Scorpio, Prepare to Navigate an Asteroid Field of Emotions! Remember, the Odds are in Your Favor...Mostly."
"Great Scott, Libra! Your Stars are Fluxing More than a Capacitor - Prepare for Outta-This-World Changes!"
"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Universe Ups the Ante - It's Like a Galactic Game of Dungeons and Dragons, But Without the Cheesy Snacks!"
"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! A Cosmic Tidal Wave of Change is Crab-Walking Your Way - Better Put on Those Water-Proof Bibs!"
"Battlestar Bull-tastica: Taurus, Brace Yourself For a Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions This Month!"
"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets! The Moon Ditches its Capricorn Sweater Vest and Dons an Aquarius Tie-Dye T-Shirt!"
"Once the rocket launched, [I saw] how it illuminated such a dark space. So even when you're in a dark space, you can let your light shine. And it won...
"Pisces, Hold onto Your Scales! - The Universe is About to Tickle Your Cosmic Funny Bone With a Quantum of Quirks!"
"Aquarius, Strap on Your Jetpacks! It's Not Mars Retrograde, It's Just Life Getting Extra Terrestrial!"
"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Jokes: Universe Set to Misplace Your Keys in the Fourth Dimension This Week!"
"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Robotic Precision, Sting Like a Bee and Watch Out for Falling Stars...or Is That Just My Jetpack Misfiring?"
"Prepare for Galactic Conquest, Cancerians! Mars Enters Your House, Promising More Energy Than a Fully Charged Dalek!"
"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! The Universe is Sending More Twins Your Way - As If You Weren't Already Twice the Trouble!"
"May the Bull be With You: Taurus Navigates Life Faster Than the Speed of Light, Hopefully Not Into a Death Star!"
Artemis II crew members, shown inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, stand in front of...
"Quantum Quirks and Nebular Nonsense: Aquarius, Time to Buckle Up Your Starship and Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"
"Jupiter's Doing a Breakdance: Sagittarius, Hold onto Your Arrows, It's Time for an Intergalactic Hoedown!"
"Libra, Prepare to Balance the Scales and Your Netflix Queue - Galactic Alignments Forecast a Binge-Watch Bonanza!"
"Leo, Hold onto Your Manes: Cosmic Catnip is in Your Stars, Prepare for a Galactic Purr-gy of Possibilities!"
"Gemini, Beware! Your Twin Might Be Plotting Galactic Invasion While You're Busy Deciding Which Socks to Wear!"
"Buckle Up, Space Cowboys! The Moon's Shifting from the Wild West of Sagittarius to the Corporate Ladder of Capricorn!"
"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Your 'Fishy' Traits Will Make Waves in the Quantum Sea of Love!"