"Libra Forecast: Balance or Bust! The Scales Tip Towards Cosmic Comedy & Galactic Giggles!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Maintenance: It's Not a System Glitch, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Leo, You're the One: Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like Neo Dodges Bullets!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves! The Cosmos is about to Lob a Cosmic Crab Salad of Emotions Your Way - Hope you Brought Your Galactic Bib!"

"Twins, Clones or Duplicates? Gemini's Cosmic Comedy Show Unfolds: Mars Takes a Vacation and Neptune Sells Popcorn!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Has Decided You're Due for a Cosmic Reboot, But Don't Worry, It Probably Won't Be Any Better Than the Last One!"

"Boldly Go Where No Ram Has Gone Before: Aries to Encounter Warp-Speed Surprises in the Final Frontier of Love and Career!"

Photographers at NASA capture the sunset on Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2024, near the Vehicle Assembly Building at the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida...

"Pisces, Prepare to Beam Up: Your Emotional Baggage isn't Allowed on the Starship This Month!"

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Space Boots: A Cosmic Hoedown's a Comin' with Stars More Twisted Than Serenity's Flight Path!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Go Full 'MacReady' - It's Time to Break Out the Flamethrower For Those Impending Life Changes!"

"Scorpio, Phone Home! Your Stars Are Dialing in Cosmic Chuckles and Galactic Growth!"

"Libra: Balance Your Scales, it's Not Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo: Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Housecleaning and Alien-Grade Perfectionism This Month!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Hairball: Your Mane is About to Get a Supernova Blowout!"

"Cancer, prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: It's Crab Season and the Cosmos are Serving up a Hefty Dose of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Twins of the Zodiac, listen you must! Cosmic roller-coaster, Gemini's week to be. Hold onto lightsabers, you should!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness is About to Meet its Match: Mercury Retrograde is Coming!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Time to Engage Warp Drive as Mars Aligns with Your Love Life - Could Be a Wilder Ride Than Chasing a Quantum Singularity!"

"Mooving from Aries to Taurus: The Moon Embarks on an Udderly Amoosing Cosmic Voyage!"

It’s oh-so-easy to be mesmerized by this spiral galaxy. Follow its clearly defined arms, which are brimming with stars, to its center, where there may...

"Pisces, Swimming in the Stars You Are! Avoid Dark Side, Must You! Cosmic Waves, Ride Them You Will!"

"Quirky Aquarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Spock: The Universe is about to throw a Galactic Party and You're the DJ!"

"Capricorn: Time to Buckle up, Your Planet Saturn Has Gone Retrograde and is Channeling Its Inner Backward Hokey Pokey!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Arrows at Planets! It's Not Star Wars, But Your Week Ahead!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Fortune, But Don't Forget Your Cosmic Umbrella!"

"Libra, brace yourself for a cosmic seesaw ride: the stars say it's time to balance your checkbook and your chakras!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury’s Retrograde Got Nothing on Your Spreadsheet Skills!"

"Leo's Horoscope: Even Klingons Can't Resist Your Roaring Charm this Month!"

"Logical Prognosis for Lunar-Loving Cancer: High Probability of Emotional Tides, with a Side Order of Quantum Vibes and Nebulous Nostalgia"

"Twins in Space: Gemini, Prepare for Warp Speed Love Affairs and Nebulous Work Decisions!"

"Logical Analysis Confirms: Taurus, You're About to Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Picked a Fight with Your Coffee Machine!"

STS-60 commander Charles F. Bolden is seen at the commander's station on the forward flight deck of the space shuttle Discovery. He is wearing the ora...

"Neptune Calls Collect! Pisces Set to Foot the Cosmic Phone Bill in a Stellar Twist of Fate!"

"Stellar Update: Aquarius, Buckle Up! Your Stars are Going More Haywire Than Wall-E on a Coffee Binge!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Break Out of Your Shell! Your Inner Space Alien is Begging to be Unleashed, and the Stars are Here for It!"

"Sagittarius, prepare for intergalactic joyrides! Your ruling planet Jupiter is doing the Macarena in your house of fun & games...and it's not wearing any pants!"

"Scorpio, Buckle up! Mercury's in Retrograde and it's about to get as Messy as my Room in College!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act Goes Haywire as Venus Hires Mercury for Public Relations Campaign!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up! It’s Going to be a Roller Coaster Week of Emotional Black Holes, Cosmic Dust Bunnies and Hilariously Misplaced Nebulas!"

"Leo's Planetary Party: Sun Takes Center Stage while Mercury Opens a Comedy Club in Retrograde!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Shell Out! Cosmic Waves Set to Tickle Your Soft Underbelly!"

"Gemini, Hold Onto Your Dual Personalities: Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Wilder than a Quantum Singularity!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Uranus is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Financial House and It’s Raining Dollar Bills!"

"Martian Red Alert: Aries, Expect Cosmic Fireworks and Intergalactic Shenanigans This Week!"

"Mars Ditches Capricorn for Aquarius: From Mountain Goat to Water-Bearer, It's Not You, It's Your Sign!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Fans! The Moon's Packing Up Its Emotional Baggage in Pisces and Charging Headfirst into Aries!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Cosmic Hilarity and Unexpected Quantum Quirks!"

"Quirky Aquarius: Brace for a Cosmic Jolt of Espresso and Alien Abduction Insurance!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing a Samba and It's About to Cha-Cha-Cha on Your Plans!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves for Interstellar Shenanigans: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Magnetic Personality This Week!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for Galactic Whiplash: Your Love Life is About to Go More Supernova Than a Star Craving Attention!"

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Your Scales Aren't Just for Weighing Inter-Galactic Trade Disputes Anymore!"

"Virgo, prepare for cosmic chaos as Mercury retrogrades - the universe has a sense of humor, it's just not very good."

"Leo, Prepare for Purr-fectly Hairy Situations: Cosmic Hairballs Ahead in The Lion's Mane of Life!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Brace For A Galactic Roller Coaster of Emotions - Just Another Tuesday in the Universe!"

"Attention Gemini: Mercury is Not in Retrograde, It's Just Misplaced its Glasses Again!"

"Open the Pod Bay Door, Taurus: Cosmic Bull Charges into a Space Odyssey of Self-Discovery!"

"Aries, May the Force (and a Gallon of Coffee) Be With You: Get Ready for an Interstellar Rollercoaster of Emotions!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for a TARDIS-Sized Emotional Whirlpool - It's Not a Dalek Invasion, Just Mercury Retrograde!"

"Galactic Giggles Incoming: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for an Extraterrestrial Invasion of Laughter, Love, and Lattes!"

"Gandalf's Guide to Capricorn: You Shall Not Pass...Without Reading Your Magical Monthly Forecast!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans: Jupiter's Pulling Pranks in Your House of Fun!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Alien Abductions, Quantum Quirks and Possibly, a Chance of Romance with a Mysterious FBI Agent!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself! The Scales are Tipping, and it's Not Because of That Extra Slice of Pizza!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush: Mercury is Retrograding into Your Starbucks Order!"

"Leo, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane Event: Jupiter's Planning a Hair-raising Party in Your Honor...and Saturn's Bringing the Gravity!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Retreat into Your Shell: Mercury Retrograde is Coming and It's Bringing All Its Baggage!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Gemini, Expect Double the Trouble as Your Twin Side Gets Extra Terrestrial This Month!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus Gears up for Galactic Domination, But Will They Remember Where They Parked Their Spaceship?"

"Alien Says: Aries, Buckle Up! Your Starship is About to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Unexpected Possibilities!"

"Brace Yourselves! The Moon's Swapping Out its Techie Aquarius Boots for Pisces' Fuzzy Hippie Sandals!"

"Being able to see the world from a different perspective is incredible, and getting to fly in space was the culmination of that, seeing the world fro...

"Great Scott, Pisces! Neptune's in Retrograde: Time to Unleash Your Inner Marty McFly and Skateboard through the Cosmic Waves of Change!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Your Ruling Planet Uranus is Stirring the Astrological Soup!"

"Capricorn, Strap in! The Stars are Promising a Bumpy Ride: They Just Might Build a Wall Around Your Comfort Zone!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Kick in the Asteroids: Jupiter's Got Jokes and Saturn's in Stitches!"

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Galactic Tango with Jupiter, High Chance of Cosmic Salsa Spills!"

"Libra Alert: Balanced Scales or Just Indecisive? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Virgo's Forecast: When Mercury Retrogrades, We May Not Be Able to Beam You Up, But We Can Surely Help You Laugh It Off!"

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Solar Flare of Drama, But Don't Worry, It's Just Your Inner Lion Roaring for Attention!"

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Galactic Sudoku Puzzle: Prepare for Cosmic Giggles and Intergalactic Twister!"

"Twins, Unite! The Stars are Aligning for a Quantum Leap into an Alternate Universe of Awesomeness... and Maybe Tacos!"

"Stellar Bull-oney! Taurus, Uranus is in Retrograde and You're Still Stubborn as Ever!"

"Frakkin' Aries! Prepare to Charge Head-First Into a Nebula of Opportunities... Just Remember to Use Your Ramming Speed Wisely!"

The crewmen of the third and final manned Skylab mission relax on the USS New Orleans, prime recovery ship for their mission, about an hour after thei...

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins: A Cosmic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Headed Your Way this Week!"

"Leonardo da Vinci Discovers New Star, Calls it 'Mona Lisa's Twinkle': Aquarius Still Unimpressed!"

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Head-Butt the Universe! Your Horns are Not Just for Show, You Know!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Love Life Might Just Go Supernova!"

"Scorpio Stars Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tailwinds, Sudden Inclination for Revenge, and a High Probability of Misplacing Your Spaceship Keys!"

"Libra: Prepare for an Interstellar Balancing Act as Mars Gets a Bit Too Chatty!"

"Virgo, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans: Your Stars are Aligning like Tetris Blocks on a Caffeine Binge!"

"Leo: Get Ready to Roar with Laughter - The Universe Plans a Cosmic Comedy Tour!"

"Cancer, It's Time to Use the Force: Your Crabby Shell Can't Resist the Cosmic Pull This Month!"

"Binary Suns Forecasting a Double Dose of Drama: Gemini, Brace Your Thrusters for an Intergalactic Emotional Roller Coaster!"

"Build That Wall, Taurus! Uranus is Sending Its Comets, And They're Not Sending Their Best!"

"Brace Yourself, Aries! The Stars are Aligning for a Galactic Hoedown of Epic Proportions!"

"Moody Moon Makes Move: Capricorn Says 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' as Aquarius Cracks Open the Welcome Bubbly!"

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II approaches his maximum distance from the Earth-orbiting Space Shuttle Challenger in this 70mm frame photographed by his ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty: Neptune's Playing Hide and Seek Again!"

"Aliens Not Included: An Aquarius Hyper-Drive into Cosmic Zaniness!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignments Suggest a Collision Course with Destiny...and Possibly a Rogue Shopping Cart!"

"Sagittarian Skies You'll Traverse, You Will! Planetary Alignments, Chewy As An Overcooked Wookie Steak They Are!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! You're About to Have More Twists and Turns Than a Wormhole!"

"Libra, Balance Isn't Just for Jedi: Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Tuned Lightsaber!"

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury Retrogrades and Your Excel Spreadsheets Might Just Start Dating Each Other!"

"Leo Season Alert: Prepare for a Meteor Shower of Ego, Charm, and the Inexplicable Urge to Roar!"

"Directive 1: Protect the innocent. Directive 2: Uphold the law. Directive 3: Don't eat shellfish on Tuesday - Moon's in retrograde, Cancer!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango: This Week the Universe Decides to Cha-Cha, While You're Still Figuring Out the Macarena!"

"Brace Yourselves, Tauruses! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Deflect the Cosmic Rays of Change. Quantum Flux in the Constellation Spells 'Moo-ving' Times Ahead!"

"Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line, Aries: Mars is Moonwalking Backwards and You're Leading the Dance!"

NASA astronaut and Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman exits the side of a mockup of the Orion spacecraft during a training exercise in the Neutral Buoy...

"Star-crossed Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Neptune Tries to Fix its WiFi Connection!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Traffic Jam as Mars Double Parks in Your Love Zone!"

"Capricorn, brace yourself! Saturn has gone rogue and it’s not taking prisoners!"

"Judge Dredd Declares: Sagittarius, You're Under Arrest... for Being Too Optimistic! Expect a Sentence of Excessive Adventures and Chance Meetings!"

"Scorpio: This Week, Your Stars Align More Than My Socks Do After Laundry Day!"

"Libra's Limbo: Balancing the Scales of Life, Love, and Late-Night Snack Choices!"

"Virgo, Flux Capacitor Engaged: Time-traveling to a Week of Unforeseen Opportunities and Sudden Love Interests - Hold onto your Hoverboards!"

"Leo's Lionheart Roars This Week: Cosmic Catnip or Astral Hairball?"

"Cancerians, Beware! The Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Hide and Seek; Your Keys are First on the List!"

"EXTERMINATE BOREDOM, GEMINI! COSMIC ALIGNMENT PLANS GALACTIC TAKEOVER OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!"

"Stubborn as a Taurus? More Like 'Bull'ishly Determined! Milky Way's Next Top Model or Not, Brace for a Cosmic Catwalk!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Flux Capacitor is on the Fritz - Expect Time-traveling Shenanigans and Cosmic Speed Bumps!"

"Guess What? The Moon's Packing Up Its Bow, Arrow and Party Popper from Sagittarius and Heading to Capricorn’s Office for a Serious Chat! Hold onto your Telescopes, Folks!"

"... it's challenge, service, and building the future. If I don't do anything else in my entire life except for those three things, I'm at least getti...

"Pisces, prepare to swim through the cosmic sea as Neptune plays Marco Polo - Blindfold Not Included!"

"Quantum Leap Ahead, Aquarius! Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Shift That Will Make Spock's Eyebrows Raise!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Planets Play Pranks, Goats Get Giggles!"

"Sagittarius: Time to Trade Your Bow for a Lightsaber, because the Stars are Ready for a Galactic Rumble!"

"Scorpio, Brace for Interstellar Overdrive: You Might Be the Center of the Universe This Week. But Then Again, It's Probably Just a Glitch in the Matrix."

"Libra Scales Tip Toward Chaos: Mercury in Retrograde Demands Balance, Pizza and a Deep-Dive into Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo, prepare for an intergalactic roller-coaster! Your stars align like a wonky Tetris game: Challenging but ultimately satisfying!"

"Leo's Forecast: Mane-Taming Tips and Galactic Roars - Expect a Cosmic Hairball of Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Cylons Couldn't Predict This Galactic Mayhem!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Make the Kessel Run: Your Twinned Personalities are About to Go Light Speed!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cow-Tipping of Fortune!"

"Aries, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Does the Cha-Cha in Retrograde!"

"Pisces, Pack Your Rubber Duckies! You're About to Dive into a Tsunami of Cosmic Emotions - And Yes, There Will Be a Quiz!"

"Intergalactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Cosmic WiFi May Need a Reboot. Stay Calm and Carry a Flux Capacitor!"

"Capricorn, It's Time To Get Your Hooves Dirty: A Cosmic Guide to Stop Star Gazing and Start Doing!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Gravity) Not Keep You Down: A Cosmic Guide to Defeating Your Personal Death Star in Skinny Jeans"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Shenanigans: The Stars Are About to Play a Cosmic Version of 'Dungeons and Dragons' with Your Life!"

"Balancing Act: Libra, the Universe is Teetering on Your Scales...or Maybe That's Just Your Love Life!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Quasars! Cosmic Cleanup on Aisle Earth Imminent!"

"Leo, Beam Up Your Confidence! Starship Enterprise Predicts Bold Adventures and Phaser-Level Charisma!"

"Cancerians, Prepare Your Crustacean Claws! Moonwalk Through Emotional Tides Might Make You Feel Like You've Teleported to a Sci-Fi Series!"