"Leo, brace yourselves for a cosmic catwalk! As the stars align like a celestial ensemble, it's time to unleash your inner space lion and roar through the galaxy of love and laughter!" 🦁✨

"Crabby Cancers Rejoice! Stellar Alignment Unleashes Intergalactic Good Vibes, Unlocking Your Inner Goa'uld and Ascending Your Cosmic Chill Factor!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Celestial Shenanigans Unleash an Epidemic of UFO Sightings and Rebooted '90s Mullets"

"Taureans, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Cow-tastrophe: Even Maria the Robot Predicts Udder Chaos in Your Stars!"

"Yee-haw, Aries! Hold onto your space pants as cosmic rodeo kicks into high gear this month!"

"Beam me up, Moon-y! Taurus takes a cosmic hike as Gemini twins take the lunar reins, Stargate-style!"

"Ahoy Pisces, mates! Dive into the cosmic sea as Neptune sprinkles fairy dust on your fins, and Uranus brings Wi-Fi to your underwater lair!"

"Oi, Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for Smegging Cosmic Waves, as the Stars Align for a Stellar Trip through Space-Time and Funky Vibes!"

"Oi, Capricorns! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Conundrum: When Planets Align, Even Your Goat Powers Can't Resist a Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Dance!"

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic curry of chaos: Planets align like vindaloo particles, so hold onto your space pants and brace for interstellar indigestion!"

"Scorpio, Stardate 2022: Prepare for Cosmic Love, Planetary Passion, and a Beam of Good Fortune - Set Phasers to Stunning!"

"Libra: Find Balance or We'll Send You to the Brig! Cosmic Scales Demand Justice and Frakkin' Good Vibes"

"Virgo, you're The One! Find your inner Neo and dodge cosmic bullets in this week's Astrological Forecast - Matrix Edition!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roar-some Week: Cosmic Catnip Aligns the Stars as Babylon 5's Zathras Predicts a Purr-fectly Hilarious Time Ahead!"

"Cancerian Crustaceans! Prepare to Scuttle Hilariously through the Cosmic Tides of Destiny as Galactic Shenanigans Unfold!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin Personalities Unleash a Cosmic Comedy of Errors, as Scully Seeks the Missing Truth on the Celestial Plane!"

"Attention Taurus Bulls: Alien Infiltration Alert! Your Cosmic Vibes Might Just Shape-Shift the Universe this Month – or at Least Your Love Life!"

"Intergalactic Aries Assemble: Prepare for a Smegging Cosmic Roller Coaster of Love, Laughs, and Laser Show Lunacy!"

This view of the Antennae Galaxies, two large galaxies colliding 60 million light-years away, is one of the first research images from the Super Press...

NASA has demonstrated a breakthrough in 3D printable high-temperature materials that could lead to stronger, more durable parts for airplanes and spac...

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic sea of groovy galactic vibes: Neptune's tidal waves bring psychedelic revelations and funky retrograde dance moves!"

"Frakkin' Stars Align: Aquarius to Experience a Cosmic Cyclone of Quirky Vibes and Nerdtastic Revelations!"

"Capricorn Commanders, Prepare to Launch: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Cuddles Await in Your Astrological Almanac Adventure!"

"Strap in, Sagittarius: Your Horoscope is Bursting with Adventure Like an Alien from John Hurt's Chest!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Feel the Cosmic Force, Hairy Wookies! Love, Adventure, and Hairballs Await!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Spoilers! Expect a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Shenanigans!"

"Virgo Vibes: Planetary Puns, Quantum Quirks, and Astral Awesomeness Unveiled as Mercury Goes Retrograde - Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off with Cosmic Comedy!"

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: When Lionhearted Leos Embrace Science, the Galactic Catnip Effect Unleashes a Meowniverse of Possibilities!"

"HAL 9000 Predicts: Cancer's Stars Align for a Groovy Cosmic Trip Through the Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions – Just Don't Forget Your Tie-Dye Spacesuit!"

"Double the Twins, Double the Grins: Gemini's Comedy of Errors in Retrograde Sends the Universe into Hysterical Laughter!"

"Recharge Your Bull-erina Batteries: Taurus to Waltz with Cosmic Energies in a Stellar Tango!" 🤖✨

"Bovine Blitz: The Sun Shifts from Ram-Page to Taurean Turf, Prepare for Galactic Grazing – A Gaius Baltar Exclusive!"

This April 16, 2023, enhanced color image of NASA's Ingenuity Mars Helicopter is the clearest view of the rotorcraft since its first flight.

"Pisces, the Galactic Fish Duo, Set to Tangle Their Cosmic Fins: A Hilariously Chaotic Dance of Destiny and Daydreams in Zero Gravity!"

"Attention Aquarians: Buckle up your moon boots and polish those crystals! Galactic giggles and cosmic conundrums await you in this week's far-out forecast!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Goat: Climb the Mountain of Success with Cosmic Recycling Powers!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Smeghead: A Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions Awaits You!"

"Wall-E Exclusive: Solar Bull on the Loose! Sun Ditches Ram and Cuddles Up to Taurus, Prepare for Earthy Vibes!"

"Scorpio, this week you'll face your fears like a Xenomorph on caffeine: unexpected, fast, and with a side of slime!"

"Libra, the Cosmic Scale Swings: Will Justice Prevail or Will Your Inner Nerd Rule the Galaxy? Find Out in This Astronomically Hilarious Forecast!"

"Virgo: This Month's Forecast – Replicants or Not, Your Perfectionism's Gonna Get You!"

"Leo, prepare for the cosmic catwalk: strut your star-studded mane as planetary alignments purr-fectly groom your magnetic aura. Trust no one but your horoscope!"

"These Aren't the Crabs You're Looking For: Cancer's Astrological Forecast Strikes Back with Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Cuddles"

"Beam Me Up, Gemini! A Twintastic Wormhole Adventure Awaits in Your Astrological Forecast!"

"Taurus, Time to Moooove: Un-BULL-ievable Cosmic Shenanigans Await You in the Taurean Vortex of Love, Peace, and Astrophysical Peculiarities!"

"Whoa, Aries! Time to Dodge Retrogrades Like Neo in The Matrix: Unleash Your Inner Keanu and Master the Astral Deja Vu!"

"Shift in Lunar Quarters: The Moon Abandons Fiery Aries for Taurus, the Space-Cow Grazes on Greener Star Clusters!"

The Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes, located in Katmai National Park, forms a unique and ashen landscape. Encircled by volcanoes – both active and inact...

"Operating the International Space Station requires an entire team of people all coming together with one goal in pursuit of that one mission." — Jess...

"I think that getting to be a crewmember on the International Space Station, and getting to serve there over the course of two long-duration stays, we...

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Set to Channel Inner Cyborg, Dive into Deep Astro-Webs of Intergalactic Self-Discovery!"

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Time to Channel Your Inner Space Squid and Conquer the Galaxy's Tidal Waves!"

"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Space-Goats: Intergalactic Love and Teleportation Mishaps in This Week's Astro-forecast!"

"Sagittarius, This Week: So Say We Y'all, as Jupiter Moonwalks Into Alignment and Galactic Vibes Unleash Your Inner Space Cowboy!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans as Mars Moonwalks into your House of Passion!"

"Libra's Balance Goes Bonkers: Find Out How the Cosmos Unleashes Your Intergalactic Grooviness!"

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Hermione Granger, Groove with Mother Earth, and Conquer the Universe with Post-its!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ociousness: Cosmic Catnip Aligns Planets, Time to Pounce on Your Destiny or Take an Intergalactic Catnap!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Hop into the DeLorean of Destiny for a Cosmic Joyride through Time and Space – Flux Capacitor not Included!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Time to Hop in Your DeLorean and Blast Through a Cosmic Twin Paradox for a Dual-Dimensional Astro-Adventure!"

"Never Tell a Taurus the Odds: A Smuggler's Guide to Astrological Bull Navigation!"

"Aries, This Week's Forecast: Bounty of Laughs and Carbonite-Free Adventures!"

Clouds gather on Nepal's sub-tropical side of the Himalayas with Mount Everest at the center of this photograph taken by an external high-definition c...

An American bald eagle swoops down to land on a pole at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center on April 10, 2023.

"I'm afraid I can't let Pisces swim solo this month, Dave: Groovy alignments promise cosmic harmony for our fishy friends"

"EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, AQUARIUS! GALACTIC ALIGNMENT PROMISES COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT AND PEACEFUL VIBES, OR ELSE!"

"Capricorn Cyborgs Rejoice! Galactic Goats Get Giggle-Inducing Gravitational Gains in the Matrix of the Stars!"

"Scorpio, grab your light sabers and channel your inner Jedi: The Force is strong with you this month, but avoid any Vader-like tendencies!"

"Libra Love Alert: Venus Vibes Spice Up Your Life, But Beware of the Karmic Electric Slide!"

"Data Predicts: Virgo's Efficiency to Reach Warp Speed, Beware of Space-Time Laughter Anomalies!"

"Leos, prepare to ROAR: Cosmic Catnip and Interstellar Hairballs Ahead in this Week's Astro-Forecast!"

"Cancer Comrades! Batten Down the Hatches, Gather Your Shiny Space Crystals, and Prep for an Emotional Rollercoaster Through the Stars!"

"Double Trouble, Gemini! Engage Warp Speed for a Cosmic Voyage of Love, Laughter, and Nebulous Negotiations - Resistance is Futile!"

"Whoa, Taurus! Take the Red Pill and Unplug from the Bull-atrix: Your Cosmic Forecast Awaits!"

Astro Dredd-iction: Aries to Face Fiery Cosmic Justice as Planetary Enforcers Unleash Hilariously Karmic Nebula-rays!

"Galactic Shenanigans Alert: The Moon's Ditching Its Fishy Pisces Vibes for a Ram-bunctious Aries Fiesta! Hold Onto Your Spacesuits!"

"Fishy folks, grab your goggles! Pisces plunges into cosmic whirlpool of groovy vibes and quantum leaps!"

"Quantum Leaps & Retrograde Vibes: Aquarius, Prep for a Cybernetic Astral Adventure in the Holographic Cosmos!"

"Fascinating, Captain: Capricorn's Dilithium Crystals Align for an Illogical Yet Amusing Cosmic Adventure"

"Scorpio: New Moon Brings Galactic Surprises, Like a Klingon in a Vegan Commune!"

"Oi, Libra! Time to Balance Your Life or You'll Topple Over Like a Dalek on a Tightrope!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Assembles! Time to Tidy the Galaxy and Align Those Stars, You Space-OCD Superheroes!"

"Leo, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this cosmic forecast: Prepare for a roaring good time as planetary alignments bring out your inner space lion!"

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Get Ready to Shell-ebrate: Cosmic Claws Align for an Out-of-this-World Week Ahead!"

"Galactic Geminis, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line: This Month's Stars Align to Make You the Life of the Intergalactic Party!"

"Taurus, prepare for an udder-ly cosmic week as intergalactic moo-d swings have you grazing the stars with Colonel O'Neill's trademark snark!"

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE YOUR DOUBTS, ARIES! YOUR STARS ALIGN AS THE GALACTIC COSMIC VIBES OFFER OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD OPPORTUNITIES! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

"Pisces, prepare to fish-slap the cosmos: Galactic waves bring a tsunami of groovy vibes and nerdgasms!"

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, prepare to charm extraterrestrials with your quirky wit and teleport into a cosmic love affair!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: A Galactic Goat-a-Palooza of Productivity and Frak-tastic Fun is Heading Your Way!"

"Scorpio, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Hilarious Forecast: Galactic Giggles and Planetary Puns Ahead!"

"Libra: Join the Balanced Side - We Have Harmonious Vibes and Cosmic Cookies!"

"Virgo, the Sarlacc Pit of the Zodiac: Navigating Your Galactic Cleanliness and Bounty Hunting for Perfection This Month!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Roaring Good Time as the Cosmos Aligns in Your Favor: It's Like a Galactic Comic-Con with Extra Catnip!"

"Cancer, buckle up, kid: A cosmic Kessel Run through love and fortune awaits, but don't get cocky!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: This Month's Forecast is Bursting with Out-of-This-World Surprises - It's Game Over, Man, Game Over!"

"Whoa, Taurus! Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Bend Reality Like a Bovine Neo in This Month's Zodiac Matrix!"

"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Cosmic Energies Align for a Hilariously Bold Adventure in the Final Frontier of Self-Discovery!"

"Great Cosmic Cows! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Kicks into High Gear as it Shifts from Aquarius to Pisces – Prepare for a Psychedelic Time Travel Adventure!"

This image taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope shows JO204, a ‘jellyfish galaxy’ so named for the bright tendrils of gas that appear in thi...

"Intergalactic Fish Shenanigans: Pisces Unravel the Secrets of the Cosmos While Juggling Planetary Retrogrades and Vegan Smoothies!"

"Attention all Aquarians: Prepare for Cosmic Chaos as Uranus Moonwalks into Retrograde, Leaving You Swimming in a Galactic Puddle of Confusion!"

"Capricorn Chronicles: The Goat's Guide to Galactic Grooviness - Quantum Leaps in Love & Levitating Luck!"

"Scorpios, prepare to take the Stargate to Funky-town! Galactic love beams activate your romance sector, while quantum luck particles have money matters grinning like a Cheshire cat. Strap in for a cosmic joyride, folks!"

"Flash Gordon's Galactic Giggles: Libra's Loony Lunar Loop-de-Loop – Find Balance or Face Space-Time Shenanigans!"

"Virgo's Starship to Cleanliness: Beam up to a Tidy Future as Planetary Alignments Engage Your Inner Perfectionist!"

"Leos, prepare to roar like a Xenomorph: Your astrological forecast is bursting with out-of-this-world opportunities!"

"Starfleet Orders: Cancer, Engage Warp Speed to Good Vibes Galaxy – Emotional Wormholes Ahead!"

"Double Trouble in the Galaxy! Gemini Twins Unleash Their Sarcastic Charm: A Bounty of Wit Awaits, Just Don't End Up Carbonite-Frozen!"

"Escape from Bovine Boredom: Taurus Unleashes Inner Bull for a Moovellous Adventure!"

"Boldly Going Where No Aries Has Gone Before: A Cosmic Quest for Intergalactic Dominance and Groovy Vibes!"

Floodwater (dark blue) stands out against the vegetation in agricultural fields around Tulare Lake near Corcoran, California, in this enhanced color i...

"Open the Pod Bay Doors for Aquarius: A Stellar Odyssey of Galactic Giggles and Astrological Antics in the Cosmos!"

"Sagittarius, This Week Your Aim is Truer Than Boba Fett's Blaster - Bounty of Good Vibes Incoming!"

"Dead or alive, Scorpios, you're coming with the stars! Galactic forecast predicts a week of cosmic justice and astrological ass-kicking!"

"Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles, Pisces! Groovy Galactic Guidance is Coming Your Way!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Rock Your Horns: A Cosmic Goat Rodeo Approaches with Planetary Shenanigans Galore!"

"Libra Earthlings, Brace Yourselves! Intergalactic Scales of Justice Tilt in Your Favor as Cosmic Harmony Aligns With Your Inner Alien this Month!"

"Leos, prepare to Roar into Retrograde: Galactic Catnip and Intergalactic Hairballs in Your Cosmic Litter Box!"

"Crabby Cancers Beware! The Stars Align for a Shell-tacular Journey – Grab Your Photon Muffins, It's Time to Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

"Twins, Unite! Galactic Geminis Gear Up for a Stellar Month of Telepathic High-Fives and Intergalactic Shenanigans!"

"Feeling Bullish, Taurus? Time to Use the Force and Charge into Your Galactic Destiny!"

"Galactic Guffaws: Aries Rams Into Comedic Conquests, Leaving the Universe in Hysterics!"

"These Aren't the Moons You're Looking For: Galactic Shift from Capricorn to Aquarius Awakens the Force Within!"

Former NASA astronaut Alvin Drew shakes hands with a guest during the White House Easter Egg Roll in this photo from Monday, April 10, 2023.

"Pisces, Grab Your Flamethrowers! Mercury Retrograde is Shape-Shifting Your Love Life like a Shape-Shifty Thing!"

Aquarius, mmm! Cloudy with a chance of quirkiness, your future is. Embrace the weird, you must! Galactic dance, you shall do.

"Galactic Forecast for Capricorn: The Force Awakens Your Inner Ewok as Saturn Moonwalks Through Your Sign!"

"Spacetime Shenanigans Unfurl as Sagittarius Giddy-Ups into a Galactic Hoedown of Self-Discovery!"

"Multipass Scorpio! Spicy Love Life and Wacky Planets Shuffle: Embrace the Galactic Groove, My Astro-Hippie-Dippies!"

"Libra: Balancing the Scales of Love, Justice, and Galactic Shenanigans – All While Rocking Bell-Bottoms and a Pocket Protector!"

"Virgo's Planetary Conga Line Extravaganza: When Mercury Retrogrades, Just Dance Like No Earthling Is Watching!"

"Leos, May the Fierce Be With You: A Hairy Rebellion Against Boring Predictions in a Galaxy Not So Far Away!"

"Cancer, boldly go into your emotional nebula, and beam up those cosmic love vibes this week - it's time to warp speed into harmonious intergalactic relationships!"

"Double Trouble Duo: Gemini's Timey-Wimey Cosmic Dance Spirals into Hilarious Chaotic Harmony!"

"Good Morning, Taurus: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Stay in Bed - Your Stars Demand Galactic Grooviness and Astro-tastic Adventures Today!"

"Aries, Gort Barada Nikto! Galactic Giggle-fest Awaits as Planetary Vibes Usher in a Far-Out Funkadelic Fiesta"

NASA’s X-59 sits in support framing while undergoing the installation of its lower empennage, or tail section, at Lockheed Martin Skunk Works in Palmd...

"Multipass Pisces: Swimmin' in Galactic Good Vibes, Baby - Cosmic Currents Bring Hysterical Enlightenment!"

"Enigmatic Aquarius: Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans as Uranus Winks at Neptune – It's a Cosmic Dance Party!"

"Capricorns Assemble! Galactic Commander Adama Predicts a Frakkin' Fantastic Week Ahead, Full of Space Oddities and Cylon-Free Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius, boldly go where no zodiac has gone before – an interstellar quest for love, laughter, and Spock-tacular cosmic balance!"

"Scorpio's Sizzling Stars: Frodo Discovers the One Horoscope to Rule Them All!"

"Libra's Cosmic Balance Faces the Law: Judge Dredd Predicts a Galactic Gavel of Hilarious Justice!"

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Rush as Planetary Energies Align: Nerd Alert! Time to Unleash Your Inner Hippie-Dippie Astral Scientist!"

"Leo, Unleash Your Inner Fur-ocious Feline: Chronicles of a Galactic Space Lion Seeking Love, Laser Pointers, and Astrological Laughs"

"Intergalactic Crab Alert: Cancer Navigates the Stars, Shields Up for Emotional Rollercoasters and Cosmic Hugs!"

"Oi, Gemini! Prepare for a cosmic conga line of celestial shenanigans as the universe tickles your twin fancies this month!"

"Taurus, Ready to Graze on Greener Pastures: The Truth is Out There, and So Are Your Keys... Again!"