"Hey Leo, you're a real replicant of confidence this month! Get ready to roar your way through the stars with all the ferocity of a Nexus-6 model. Just watch out for any rogue unicorns, okay?"
"Scorpio, prepare to sting like a Sarlacc Pit! Your cosmic powers are strong, but don't get too cocky or you might end up frozen in carbonite. Trust your instincts and let the force be with you as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and money. And remember, sometimes the greatest bounty is found within yourself."
"Capricorn, brace yourselves for a cosmic showdown! Your planetary alignments are like ED-209 on a rampage - powerful and unstoppable. But fear not, my little goat friends, with your practical nature and disciplined approach, you'll be able to take down any challenge like RoboCop taking out the bad guys. Stay focused and keep your horns sharp, because success is within your reach!"
Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my fellow space travelers! It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde, which means we can all let out a collective sigh of relief. #Phew #NoMoreMercuryMadness But don't get too comfortable just yet, my cosmic pals. You may still feel a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war as the planets continue to do their celestial dance. #PlanetaryPolka So, what's a starry-eyed human to do during this time of apparent planetary calm? Well, it's the perfect time to focus on yourself and your own personal growth. #SelfCareIsKey Use this lull in retrogrades to reassess your goals and make any necessary changes. Remember, you're in control of your own destiny, even when the planets seem to be going haywire. #YouGotThis And if you do start feeling a bit off-kilter, remember to take a deep breath and channel your inner Amy Pond. Who needs planets in retrograde when you've got a feisty spirit and a sense of humor? #FeistyAndFunny #CosmicComedian #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThe SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft is seen as it lands with Crew-5 mission members aboard on Saturday, March 11, 2023.
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"Aries, buckle up and hold on tight! Your fiery spirit is going to take you on a wild ride this month. It's time to unleash your inner warrior and conquer your goals like a Cylon invasion. But remember, even Starbuck needs a break sometimes. Take a breather and recharge your engines before blasting off again!"
"Attention Cancer! The stars have aligned to bring you an emotionally charged week. But fear not, with the power of science and a pinch of quirkiness, you shall navigate the cosmic waters like a pro!"
"Leo, get ready to roar into action! Your stars are aligned for success, but watch out for pesky Mercury retrograde trying to throw a wrench in your plans. Don't worry though, with your natural charisma and magnetic personality, you'll have everyone eating out of the palm of your paw."
"Virgo, you might be feeling as organized as a Reaver's nest, but don't fret, even Jayne Cobb has a soft spot for your precision. Just keep your head in the clouds and your feet on solid ground, and you'll soar like a leaf on the wind."
"Attention, Libras: Your Scales Will Be Balanced Yet Chaotic This Month - But Don't Worry, It's Just The Universe Playing A Little Joke On You!"
"Scorpio, prepare for a celestial journey as the stars align in your favor. Resistance is futile, embrace the cosmic energy and let your stinger shine! Data out."
"Attention Sagittarius, don't shoot yourself in the foot this month! The stars say it's best to aim for success instead."
"Attention Aquarians: Daleks predict a cosmic disturbance in your future! But fear not, your clever and quirky nature will exterminate any obstacles in your path!"
"Hey Pisces, it's raining cats and dogs today, but don't worry, your intuition will be swimming upstream like a salmon in heat."
Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
"Y'all Taurus folks better hold on tight to your horns, 'cause this month's astrological forecast is gonna be a wild ride! But don't worry, I've got my trusty telescope and a pocket full of star charts to guide you through the cosmic chaos. Just remember to take a deep breath and moo-ve with the flow, and everything will turn out just fine."
"Attention all Cancers: Prepare for a turbulent week of emotions, but don't panic, it's just the universe reminding you that you're a complex and multifaceted being. And don't forget to bring a towel, just in case the tears start flowing."
"Attention Leos: Your Roar Will Be Heard Across the Cosmos As Jupiter Aligns with Your Sign! But Watch Out for Mercury Retrograde - It's Like a Goa'uld Ha'tak in Your Orbit!"
"Virgo! The stars are aligning in your favor, but watch out for unexpected Dalek attacks on your meticulous plans!"
"Attention Libras: Your Scales are Tipping Towards Romance and Financial Success, But Don't Forget to Balance Your Checkbook!"
"Scorpio, my dear friend, your stars are aligning like a finely crafted Cardassian disruptor. Expect some intense power struggles in your personal and professional life. But fear not, for you have the cunning and wit of a Ferengi Grand Nagus on your side. Use it wisely, and the universe shall bow to your will like a humble Bajoran monk."
"Aquarius, your stars are aligned for a cosmic cocktail of chaos and creativity. So grab your lab coat and your lava lamp, and get ready to ride the wave of scientific serendipity!"
"Pisces, the stars predict a 99.9% chance of waterworks this week. Don't forget your waterproof mascara, unless you want to look like a soggy fish out of water."
Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
"Aries, Your Cosmic Mojo is Set to Blast Off! Get Ready for an Astrological Adventure of Epic Proportions!"
"Hey Taurus, looks like your bull-headedness is paying off this month! Get ready to charge through life like a rhino on Red Bull!"
"Attention Geminis! Brace for impact as the stars align in your favor. You'll be dodging obstacles like a Viper pilot, but with your wit and intelligence, you'll come out on top. So say we all!"
"Libra, brace yourself for cosmic turbulence! But don't worry, your balanced nature will keep you from falling off the celestial scales."
"Aquarius, prepare to ride the cosmic waves of creativity and innovation like a space surfer on a funky floating board!"
"Listen up, Pisces! Your future is swimming towards you like a school of fish, but don't worry, you won't be drowning in your emotions. Just remember to keep your scales shiny and your fins flexed, because this week, you're going to make a splash!"
Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThe irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.
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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"
"Attention Aries: Buckle up, it's going to be a cosmic rollercoaster ride! But don't worry, we've got your horoscope covered, with just the right amount of science and hippie love to keep you grounded in the stars."
"Listen up, Tauruses! The stars are aligning in your favor, so grab a drink and kick back. Just remember, don't get too comfortable or you might end up mooing like a cow. Yeehaw!"
"Attention Leo! Prepare to Roar with Cosmic Confidence, for the Stars Have Aligned in Your Favor! And if You Don't Believe Me, Just Ask My Calculations!"
"Great Scott! Virgo, Your Horoscope is Heavy on the Scientific Jargon, But Don't Worry - You're Gonna Have a Flux Capacitor Moment of Clarity!"
"Libra, your scales will be tipping towards cosmic harmony and balance! But beware, if you eat too many space cakes, you may find yourself wobbling like a lopsided moon!"
"Scorpio, prepare for an intergalactic ride as the stars align in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility, so don't go all Venom on us."
"Capricorn, my dear friend, the stars have aligned in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go getting too big for your hooves now!"
"By the binary system of Betelgeuse, Aquarius will have a stellar week ahead! Expect planetary alignments in your favor and cosmic energies to boost your adventurous spirit. But be warned, avoid any black holes of procrastination or you might end up stuck in a time loop. Keep your ion engines charged and ready for action, Aquarius!"
"Pisces, get ready to swim with the cosmic fishes! Your intuition is stronger than ever, but don't let it lead you into a black hole of indecision. Trust your gut, but also consult your brain (if you can find it). And remember, just because you're a water sign doesn't mean you have to drown in your emotions. Stay afloat and ride those cosmic waves, dude!"
Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThe Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.
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"Aries, brace yourselves for a cosmic kick in the pants! Your fiery spirit will be put to the test as the stars align to challenge your every move. But fear not, my fellow ram-enthusiasts, for with determination and a dash of humor, you shall emerge victorious! So channel your inner warrior and charge ahead, because the universe is waiting for your next move!"
"Leo, may the force be with you! This week, your roar will be heard across the galaxy as the stars align in your favor. Beware of power-hungry Siths trying to steal your spotlight, and trust in the wisdom of Yoda to guide you towards success. Remember, the Dark Side may have cookies, but the Light Side has better karma."
"Virgo, get ready to kick some cosmic butt and organize the heck out of your life - because if there's one thing us Virgos excel at, it's being perfectionists! But don't forget to take a break and let loose, because even the most organized of us need to let our inner nerd have some fun."
"Libra, your scales are about to tip in your favor! But watch out for alien intruders trying to mess with your cosmic balance."
"Scorpio, prepare to sting your way to success as the cosmos align in your favor! But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let your stinger get the best of you, or you may end up in a sticky situation!"
"I'm sorry Sagittarius, I'm afraid I can't predict all the crazy adventures you're about to embark on. But don't worry, just grab your bow and arrow and shoot for the stars!"
Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, my fellow astro-nerds! Today we talk about planetary retrograde, or as I like to call it, the cosmic cha-cha. When a planet goes into retrograde, it's like the universe is doing the electric slide backwards. It can mess with our plans and make us feel like we're stuck in molasses. But fear not, for there are ways to navigate this dance. First, remember that retrograde is not a bad thing. It's just a different rhythm. Embrace the unexpected and be open to new possibilities. Don't be afraid to break out of your routine and try something new. This is a chance to shake things up and boogie in a different direction. Secondly, communication is key. When Mercury goes retrograde, it can feel like everyone is speaking a different language. So, make sure you're clear in your own communication and don't assume others understand you. And if there are misunderstandings, don't panic. Just dance it out and find a way to sync up. Finally, be patient. Retrograde can be frustrating, but it's temporary. The planets will eventually get back in line and we'll all be doing the hustle again. So, take a deep breath, trust the process, and keep on grooving. In summary, when retrograde hits, don't freak out. Embrace the cha-cha, communicate clearly, and be patient. And remember, everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. #CosmicChaCha #RetrogradeRhythm #BoogieInADifferentDirection #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology"…You cannot grow without approaching the fear, embracing the fear, and then pushing past it." — Tahira Allen, Digital Lead, NASA's Planetary Science ...
Former astronaut Eileen Collins sits at the pilot’s station aboard space shuttle Discovery during a hotfiring procedure on Feb. 2, 1995.
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"Attention Aries crew: This week's forecast predicts a fiery adventure ahead! #BoldlyGo #AriesOnFire #AstrologyCaptain"
"Attention Taurans! Your stars are aligned for a bullishly good time. #TaurusRises #AstroNerdsUnite"
"Shiny Gemini, Your Stars Are Aligned for Mischief and Mayhem! #TwoFacedFun #NerdVibes #AstrologyHumor"
"Your Future is Written in the Stars, Cancer: I'll Be Back with a Crab-tivating Forecast!" #AstroNerd #Crabtastic #HastaLaVista2021
"Libra, your intergalactic scales are perfectly balanced this month! #CosmicHarmony #NerdyAstrology #PeacefulVibes"
"Get your arrows ready, Sagittarius! The stars are aligning for a wild ride! #ShootForTheStars #SagittariusSass #AstrologyHumor"
"Hey Aquarius, Your Future Looks Brighter Than a Replicant's Eyes! #Aquarius #BladeRunner #NerdHumor #Astrology"
"Attention Pisces: Your Future is Looking Fishy, but Don't Worry, I Can Help! #AstroFish #PiscesProblems #NerdyAstrology"
Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, my cosmic crew! Looks like the universe is taking a break from throwing us curveballs and there are no planets in retrograde. #FinallySomePeace But don't get too comfortable, my lovelies. This is just the calm before the storm. So, use this time to tie up loose ends, get organized, and prepare yourself for when the planets start playing their games again. #BringItOn And remember, just because there's no retrograde doesn't mean you're off the hook for all your problems. Take responsibility for your actions and work on improving yourself. #SelfImprovementIsKey So, keep your heads up, my starry-eyed friends, and enjoy the tranquility while it lasts. Who knows, maybe the planets will be nice to us this time around. #WishfulThinking #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyInfrared light surges out from the Dumbbell Nebula, also known as Messier 27, in this Aug. 10, 2011, image from NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.
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Saturn is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours. #Saturn #Pisces #Aquarius Great Scott! It's Saturn in Pisces! This celestial event is g...
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The next Leo will start in 138 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023The Moon moves to Leo in 24 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023Mercury moves to Leo in 126 da...
The next Virgo will start in 170 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023The moon is currently in VirgoMercury moves to Virgo in 144 days, at Saturday, 29 J...
The next Libra will start in 201 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023The Moon moves to Libra in 2 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023Mercury moves to Lib...
The next Scorpio will start in 231 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023Mercury moves to ...
The next Sagittarius will start in 261 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023Mercury ...
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The next Aquarius will start in 320 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023Mercury moves t...
We are currently in the sign of PiscesThe Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023Mercury is currently in PiscesSaturn moves to Pisc...
Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology"…Yes, you must be good at math and do the academic work to prepare you to do the kind of work we do. But in the end, it really comes down to unleashi...
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The next Aries will start in 15 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023Mercury moves to Aries...
The next Taurus will start in 46 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023Mercury moves to Taurus ...
The next Gemini will start in 77 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023The Moon moves to Gemini in 20 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023Mercury moves to Gemini in...
The next Cancer will start in 108 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023The Moon moves to Cancer in 23 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023Mercury moves to Ca...
The next Leo will start in 139 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023The Moon moves to Leo in 25 days, at Friday, 31 March, 2023Mercury moves to Leo in 127 da...
The next Virgo will start in 171 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023The moon is currently in VirgoMercury moves to Virgo in 145 days, at Saturday, 29 J...
The next Libra will start in 202 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023The Moon moves to Libra in 3 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023Mercury moves to Lib...
The next Scorpio will start in 232 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023Mercury moves to ...
The next Sagittarius will start in 262 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023Mercury ...
The next Capricorn will start in 291 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023Mercury move...
The next Aquarius will start in 321 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023Mercury moves t...
We are currently in the sign of PiscesThe Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023Mercury is currently in PiscesSaturn moves to Pisc...
Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours. Moon In Virgo Details! It's all about details when the moon is in Virgo. Focus and get it d...
The next Aries will start in 16 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023The Moon moves to Aries in 17 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023Mercury moves to Aries...
The next Taurus will start in 47 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023Mercury moves to Taurus ...
The next Gemini will start in 78 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023The Moon moves to Gemini in 21 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023Mercury moves to Gemini in...
The next Cancer will start in 109 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023The Moon moves to Cancer in 24 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023Mercury moves to Ca...
The next Leo will start in 140 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023The moon is currently in LeoMercury moves to Leo in 128 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023Ve...
The next Virgo will start in 172 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Monday, 06 March, 2023Mercury moves to Virgo i...
The next Libra will start in 203 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023The Moon moves to Libra in 4 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023Mercury moves to Lib...
The next Scorpio will start in 233 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023Mercury moves to ...
The next Sagittarius will start in 263 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023Mercury ...
The next Capricorn will start in 292 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023Mercury move...
The next Aquarius will start in 322 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023Mercury moves t...
We are currently in the sign of PiscesThe Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023Mercury is currently in PiscesSaturn moves to Pisc...
Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyThis is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.
The next Aries will start in 17 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023Mercury moves to Aries...
The next Taurus will start in 48 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023Mercury moves to Taurus ...
The next Gemini will start in 79 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023The Moon moves to Gemini in 22 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023Mercury moves to Gemini in...
The next Cancer will start in 110 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023The Moon moves to Cancer in 25 days, at Wednesday, 29 March, 2023Mercury moves to Ca...
The next Leo will start in 141 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023The moon is currently in LeoMercury moves to Leo in 129 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023Ve...
The next Virgo will start in 173 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023The Moon moves to Virgo in 2 days, at Monday, 06 March, 2023Mercury moves to Virgo ...
The next Libra will start in 204 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023The Moon moves to Libra in 5 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023Mercury moves to Lib...
The next Scorpio will start in 234 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023Mercury moves to ...
The next Sagittarius will start in 264 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023Mercury...
The next Capricorn will start in 293 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023Mercury move...
The next Aquarius will start in 323 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024The Moon moves to Aquarius in 14 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023Mercury moves t...
We are currently in the sign of PiscesThe Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023Mercury is currently in PiscesSaturn moves to Pisc...
Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyA NASA ER-2 high-altitude aircraft soars upward at the L.A. county airshow in this image from Mar. 25, 2023.
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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours. Moon In Leo With the moon in Leo, you're going to want that attention. That's just fine, b...
The next Aries will start in 18 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023Mercury moves to Aries...
The next Taurus will start in 49 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023Mercury moves to Taurus ...
The next Gemini will start in 80 days, at Monday, 22 May, 2023The Moon moves to Gemini in 23 days, at Sunday, 26 March, 2023Mercury moves to Gemini in...
The next Cancer will start in 111 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023The moon is currently in CancerMercury moves to Cancer in 116 days, at Tuesday, 27 J...
The next Leo will start in 142 days, at Sunday, 23 July, 2023The Moon moves to Leo tomorrow, at Saturday, 04 March, 2023Mercury moves to Leo in 130 da...
The next Virgo will start in 174 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Monday, 06 March, 2023Mercury moves to Virgo ...
The next Libra will start in 205 days, at Sunday, 24 September, 2023The Moon moves to Libra in 6 days, at Thursday, 09 March, 2023Mercury moves to Lib...
The next Scorpio will start in 235 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Saturday, 11 March, 2023Mercury moves to ...
The next Sagittarius will start in 265 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Tuesday, 14 March, 2023Mercury...
The next Capricorn will start in 294 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Thursday, 16 March, 2023Mercury move...
The next Aquarius will start in 324 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024The Moon moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Saturday, 18 March, 2023Mercury moves t...
We are currently in the sign of PiscesThe Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023Mercury is currently in PiscesSaturn moves to Pisc...
Retrograde Report for 3 March, 2023
There are no planets in retrograde!
Call all sky sailors - it's time to look up from lucy in the sky with diamonds, and check out the astral real estate around you. #MightBeTimeForUToChangeCourse #ExpectADecisionToBeMadeforyou #CrazyTimesAhead #SetASailorOnCourseForAdventure #chipwitch #retrograde #astrologyA SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carries the company's Dragon spacecraft with NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 mission members aboard in this five-minute long exposure ta...
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Mercury is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours. #Mercury #Pisces #Aquarius The planets are a-shakin'! Good news colonists: #Mercury is...
The next Aries will start in 19 days, at Tuesday, 21 March, 2023The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Wednesday, 22 March, 2023Mercury moves to Aries...
The next Taurus will start in 50 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023Mercury moves to Taurus ...
