"Sagittarius Supernovas: Galactic Road Trip to Self-Discovery, Hilarity, and Multipass Love!"

"Capricorn, prepare for an interstellar adventure: 2001 Dave Bow-mance incoming! Find your cosmic Monolith mate or risk being lost in space!"

"Scorpios, prepare to slither through the urban jungle this month as cosmic chaos reigns supreme. Escape planetary peril with your psychic eyepatch and celestial sass – it's time to sting!"

"Flash Gordon's Galactic Gazette: Libra's Balance Beam Bonanza - Juggling Planets and Peace Signs, One Cosmic Adventure at a Time!"

"Virgo, buckle up for a cosmic rollercoaster: planets align to tickle your funny bone and serenade your inner geek – it's smooth sailing through the nerd nebula!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar Through Time and Space: Your Lion-Hearted Cosmic Shenanigans Await! (Spoilers, Sweetie!)"

"Cosmic Crustaceans Unite! Cancer's Galactic Forecast: Beach Vibes, Starry Nights, and Unexpected Interstellar Hugs!"

"Extra, Extra! Gemini Moonwalks Through Intergalactic Disco Inferno: Prepare for a Far-Out Funky Fusion of Social Shenanigans and Stellar Smarts!"

"Taureans, hold onto your horns! Timey-Wimey Twists and Taurus Tango in this week's Whovian Wibbly-Wobbly Astro-forecast!"

"Aries, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans as Mars pulls a cosmic prank on you this week - embrace the chaos, channel your inner Wraith, and boldly go where no ram has gone before!"

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"Fascinating, Pisces: Your Emotional Nebula Prepares for a Cosmic Giggle as Planetary Alignments Perform a Vulcan Mind Meld"

"Attention Aquarians: Time to Dust off Your Towels, Unravel Cosmic Conundrums, and Remember the Ultimate Answer is 42!"

"Capricorns, brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world week: Aliens from Planet Chill have infiltrated your stars, promising a cosmic cocktail of groovy vibes and nerdy adventures!"

"Sagittarius: Hold onto Your Space Pants! Cosmic Shenanigans Galore Ahead, Like a Ruttin' Interstellar Hoedown!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Oh, the Cosmic Irony! Planets Align to Bring Joy and Success, But We All Know It Won't Last, Do We?"

"Libra's Lopsided Lunacy: When Cosmic Scales Tip and Aliens Deem Us Equally Hilarious!"

"Virgo's Forecast: Get Your Astro-mops Ready, Stellar Clean-up in Progress!"

"Leo, prepare for a cosmic cat-astrophe! Planetary paws-itions spell out fur-tastic adventures and hairball hilarity in the celestial litter box of life!"

"Great Cosmic Crab! Cancer Navigates the Stars Solo-Style: Buckle Up, Baby, We're In for a Hilarious Hyperspace Ride!"

"Galactic Geminis! Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy as Mercury Moonwalks into Retrograde: A Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks Await!"

"Bleep bloop blop! Taurus, expect lunar cuddles with Venus, as cosmic disco balls align in your pleasure sector! Beep boop!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble: Intergalactic Shenanigans and Teleportation Tango Await!"

"Hey, Kid – Buckle up! The Moon's ditching Libra and sliding into Scorpio like the Millennium Falcon evading Imperial TIE fighters!"

Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen (from left) and NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch greet the crowd at Ellin...

"Get Ready, Pisces: Your Future's So Bright, Even Terminators Need Shades!"

Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles as Uranus moonwalks into your sign: It's *Interstellar Groove Time*!

"Capricorns, Unite! Planetary Alignment Promises Replicant-Level Success, with a Side of Eco-Friendly Hippy Vibes!"

"Sagittarius: Embrace Your Inner Voyager and Boldly Go Where No Centaur Has Gone Before - Just Don't Forget Your Phaser and a Snazzy Poncho!"

"Scorpio Stings the Stars: A Galactic Comedy Starring Gandalf the Groovy and His Hilariously Accurate Astrological Forecast!"

"Balancing Act: Libra's Quest for Cosmic Harmony, Serenity, and the Perfect Space Hula Hoop Dance!"

"Virgos, prepare for a cosmic conspiracy: your organizational skills will save the world from alien chaos this month!"

"Frakkin' Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Roar as the Stars Align in Your Favor: Time to Rule the Fleet, One Cylon at a Time!"

"Crabby Cancers, Unite! Galactic High Tide Rolls In, So Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves with Your Inner Cylon!" 🦀🌊🤖

"Gemini, Prepare to Soar Like Serenity, Just Keep an Eye on That Gorram Planet Alignment!"

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Stampedes into a Stellar Love Fest, Grab Your Cosmic Snuggie and Munch on Celestial Brownies!"

"Galactic Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong: Aries Unleashes Their Cosmic Groove in a Far-Out Astro-Forecast!"

"Capricorn, Unleash Your Inner Multipass: Cosmic Goats Ride Surfboards on Planetary Waves in the Name of Love and Career!"

"Fish Out of Water? Fear Not, Pisces! Timey-Wimey Planets Align to Reel in Cosmic Laughs and Galactic Grooviness!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! A Stellar Week of Quantum Leaps and Sassy Sarcophagi in Your Social Galaxy"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Adventures and Intergalactic Shenanigans Await as Jupiter Channels Its Inner Starbuck!"

"I'll be back, Scorpio! Hasta la vista, cosmic baby: Prepare for celestial domination!"

"Libra, Time to Balance Those Scales and Dodge Replicants: A Cosmic Forecast for the Astro-Enlightened"

"Virgo Vibes: Analytical Aliens Activate! A Whirlwind of Precision and Peculiar Potions Predicted for Perfectionist Protégés!"

"Attention, Earthlings! Leos Prepare for Cosmic Laughs as Galactic Giggles Align with Your Planetary Prowess: Hilarity Ensues!"

"Cancer Crustaceans Unite! Galactic Moonbeams to Power Your Shell-Phones in the Cosmic Comedy Club This Week!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Whirlwind of Witty Banter and Alien Encounters – The Truth is Out There...and It's Hilarious!"

"Taurus, prepare to boldly graze where no bull has grazed before: Unusual Cosmic Pastures Await!"

"Aries, Prepare Your Spacesuits for a Galactic Joyride of Retrograde Rollercoasters and Cosmic Comedy! Frakkin' Hilarious!"

"Moon Ditches Virgo, Flirts with Libra: Galactic Balance Scale Tips, Earthlings Beware!"

"Pisces, prepare for cosmic giggles as Neptune hosts a celestial karaoke night – expect to swim in harmonious waves and find your inner space diva!"

"Alien Abduction or Aquarius Ascension? Cosmic Clues Reveal Your Out-of-this-World Vibes are Taking Off!"

"Capricorn, set phasers to fun: The logic of planetary alignment deems this week to be highly illogical in its potential for merriment"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Whip Out Those Groovy Galactic Bow & Arrows as the Cosmos Sends You on a Far-Out, Nerdtastic Adventure!"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Unleashes its Inner Nerd to Spice Up Your Destiny!"

"Libra's Airy Vibes Take a Cosmic Cruise: Balance Your Inner Alien and Chillax with the Stars, Multipass Style!"

"Virgo, the Shiny Star of the 'Verse: Gear Up for a Gorram Cosmic Adventure in Tidiness and Overthinking!"

"Leos, Prepare for Blastoff! Galactic Lion Prides Unite as Starship Serengeti Soars Through the Celestial Savannah!"

"Crabby Cancers, brace yourselves for celestial shenanigans! Uranus moonwalks into your living room, promising an intergalactic hootenanny of cosmic proportions!"

"Twinsies, Unite! Gemini's Chaotic Space Tango Sends Mercury into a Retrograde Boogie-woogie, ensuring Delightful Duality and Hilarious Misunderstandings!"

"Bovine Bewilderment: Taurus Teleports into a Cosmic Cattle Drive of Planetary Proportions!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Stars Say You'll Have More Close Encounters Than Ellen Ripley at an Alien Speed Dating Event!"

"Mercury Moo-ves into Taurus: Time to Bull-doze through Life with Cosmic Comic Relief!"

"Mandalorian Mischief: Aquarius' Galactic Groove Sends 'Em on a Stellar Quest for Peace, Love, and Carbonite Cuddles!"

"Capricorn, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Prepare for cosmic giggles this month, young Padawan!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Hitchhikers Brace for Yet Another Tediously Optimistic Week of Unbearable Spontaneity and Wanderlust - Don't Panic, but Do Bring a Towel"

"Scorpio, prepare to get your stingers tangled: This week's forecast is more twisted than an Alien's inner jaw playing Twister in hyperspace!"

"Libras Unite! Your Scales of Justice Just Got a Cosmic Upgrade: Now Serving Equal Parts Love, Peace, and Hilarious Galactic Shenanigans!"

"Pisces, prepare for intergalactic fishiness as the cosmic energies align: It's time to surf the wormhole waves of the universe, man!"

"Virgo, Timey-Wimey Horoscope Alert! Beware of Spontaneous Tardis Malfunctions and Bewildered Daleks on Your Quest for Galactic Perfection!"

"Leo, Unleash Your Inner Wookiee: A Roaring Forecast of Galactic Proportions, No Bounty Hunters Allowed!"

"Crabby Cancers Encounter Cosmic Shell-ter: Intergalactic Good Vibes on the Horizon, Man!"

"Galactic Geminis: Prepare for a Twin-tastic Time as Mercury Aligns with the Force, Oh Dear!"

"Tau-riffic News, Taurus! Prepare for a Stellar Bull Market in Love, Luck, and Wormhole Adventures!"

"Aries, prepare to engage your cosmic thrusters! The celestial ram shall headbutt the universe into submission as the stars align for a far-out fiesta!"

"Great Scott! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Shifts into Virgo: Time to Tame Your Inner Lion and Channel Some Cosmic Virgo Vibes, Dudes!"

"Pisces, prepare to boldly swim where no fish has swum before: The cosmic tides of love, laughter, and just a dash of intergalactic chaos – So say we all!"

"Help me Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: A cosmic forecast for the rebels of the zodiac!"

"Oi, Capricorns! Get Ready to Goat Your Way Through the Stars, 'Cause the Universe is About to Unleash a Cosmic Caper of Galactic Proportions!"

"Sagittarians, Prepare to Launch: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Quirks Await as Jupiter Jives with your Inner Nerd this Month!"

"Scorpio, prepare for cosmic giggles as the planets align for a celestial whodunnit, while your inner Mulder secretly believes it's aliens!"

"Libra: Prepare for Balance, Charm, and UFOs - It's Time to Tip the Scales of Galactic Flirting!"

"Virgo Aliens Abduct Cleanliness: Mercury in Retrograde Triggers Intergalactic Vacuum Wars and a Quest for Perfectly Aligned Shelves!"

"Shiny Cosmic Mane-tamorphosis: Leo Lions Roarin' Through the 'Verse with Pizzazz and a Dash of Serenity!"

"Cylon-Free Cosmic Vibes: Cancer's Galactic Guide to Dodging Emotional Landmines and Embracing Stellar Self-Care"

"Beam Me Up, Gemini! The Twin Stars Align for a Galactic Adventure of Wit and Charm – Set Your Phasers to 'Flirt'!"

"Y'all Taurus folks better hold onto your pants, 'cause the stars are alignin' for some cow-tippin', space-hoppin' adventures this month!"

"Aries, Prepare for Sheep Thrills: Galactic Rams Set to Head-Butt Planets into a Groovy Dance of Cosmic Harmony!"

Phytoplankton create rich blooms of color in the Atlantic Ocean near South America in this enhanced color image from Dec. 2, 2014.

"Whoa, Pisces! Time to Ride the Cosmic Wave and Dodge Planetary Bullets like Neo in The Matrix: Astro Forecast Unplugged!"

"Aquarius: Embrace Your Inner Cylon, Galactic Vibes Forecast an Out-of-this-World Week!"

"Sagittarius, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Embrace cosmic guidance or face the dark side of the horoscope!"

"Leos, hold onto your manes! Galaxies of Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Await Y'all in this Firefly-Sparklin' Forecast!"

"Capricorn, this week's forecast: Even The Predator applauds your stealthy success - but beware, the stars say don't get too cocky!"

"Scorpio's Escape from the Cosmic Chaos: How to Snake Your Way Through Planetary Prison Breaks and Starry Survival Skills!"

"Libra: Balancing the Scales of Love and Doom, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Cosmic Chaos!"

"Virgo's Stars Align for a Galactic Quest of Organized Chaos and Quantum Sock Pairing: Time to Embrace Your Inner Cosmic Nerd!"

"Cancer Crustaceans: Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Rave as Planetary Vibes Align for an Interstellar Shell-ebration!"

"Highly illogical, Gemini: The cosmos suggests laughter as a viable antidote for your Earthly conundrums this week" 🖖

"Robo-Bovines Rejoice! Taurus, It's Time to Charge into a Cybernetic Love Revolution, Outsmart the Cosmos and Graze on Galactic Good Vibes!"

"Hey Aries, Get Ready to Charge into Laughter: The Universe Sends a Sheepish Grin and a Galactic Giggle Your Way This Week!"

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"Resistance is Futile, Pisces: Your Cosmic Destiny Awaits!"

"Hey Aquarius, buckle up for a cosmic ride of weirdness and unpredictability - it's like riding a flux capacitor through a black hole!"

"Attention Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Alignment of Epic Proportions, Beep Boop Beep!"

"WARNING, SAGITTARIUS: THE UNIVERSE FORECASTS AN EXPLOSIVE ADVENTURE AHEAD! EXTERMINATE YOUR BOREDOM AND EMBRACE YOUR INNER GALACTIC WANDERLUST! ALLONS-Y!"

"Scorpio, Get Ready to Sting Like a Babel Fish in a Vogon's Ear - Your Horoscope is Here!"

"Libra, get ready to balance those scales like a pro! But be warned, Mercury's retrograde may have you feeling like you're stuck in a wormhole. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and some extra granola bars for the ride."

"Virgo, brace yourself for cosmic chaos! But don't worry, your analytical mind will save the day."

"Attention all Leos: Prepare for a cosmic smackdown of epic proportions! You'll be feeling hotter than a malfunctioning plasma gun, but don't get too cocky. Remember, even a cyborg lion needs to pace itself. Stay fierce, my friends."

"I'm sorry, Cancer. I'm afraid your emotions are going to be all over the place this month. But fear not, there's a strong chance you'll find comfort in a good cry and a pint of ice cream."

"Attention Geminis: Brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster ride! It's gonna be a wild one, folks. Buckle up and hang on tight because the stars are aligning for some serious shenanigans."

"Taureans, It's Time to Get Your Bull-ony Detector Ready!" - a quirky forecast by the one and only Nerdstrology.

"Attention Aries: Your Cosmic Fire is Burning Brighter Than a Goa'uld's Ha'tak Ship!"

"Beam me up, Luna-tics! The Moon is leaving its cozy Cancer home and boldly going to fiery Leo territory!"

NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, left, Jessica Watkins, center, and Bob Hines, right, take in the view from the interactive recreation of the Internati...

"Pisces, the Fishes...More Like the Terminators of the Sea! Get Ready to Rule the Waters!"

"Time to make a splash, Aquarius! Your starry destiny awaits, just don't slip on the wet tiles."

"Attention Capricorns: Prepare to Climb the Corporate Ladder and Reach for the Stars, But Don't Forget to Take a Break and Smell the Saturn Rings!"

"Believe me, Sagittarius, you're gonna have the best cosmic alignment ever, tremendous, absolutely tremendous!"

"Scorpio, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride that will make your stinger tingle and your exoskeleton shake!"

"Libras, get ready to balance your scales like a boss - Leeloo says the stars are aligned in your favor!"

"Virgos, get ready for a cosmic cleansing of your perfectionist tendencies. It's time to embrace the chaos and let your inner hippie shine!"

"Leo, your stars are aligned like a herd of cats in a room full of lasers. Beware of spontaneous combustion and avoid any arguments with your hairbrush."

"Cancer, get ready to claw your way to success! The stars align in your favor, and with the power of your pincers, you'll overcome any obstacles in your path. Don't be crabby, embrace your inner warrior and seize the day! And remember, if it bleeds, you can predict it!"

"Beam up, Gemini! Your stars are aligned and your communication skills are on fire. Expect a cosmic adventure filled with witty banter and interstellar connections. Don't forget to pack your space suit because you're about to boldly go where no Gemini has gone before!"

"Big sky says Taurus be like a bull in a china shop, but don't worry, you'll break only what needs breaking."

"Attention Aries: Prepare for a Fiery Cosmic Battle as Mars Aligns with Your Sign - But Don't Worry, You've Got This!"

"Well, Shiny Pisces, looks like you're swimming in some choppy cosmic waters this month. But fear not, with your natural intuition and a little bit of cunning, you'll navigate those starry seas like a Big Damn Hero. Just remember to keep your head above water, and don't let those pesky mermaids distract you from your goals. Stay shiny, my fishy friends!"

"Aquarius, brace yourself for a cosmic wave of weirdness - but don't worry, your quirky nature will ride it like a pro!"

"Capricorn, brace yourself for a cosmic ride that's harder to navigate than a rogue virus in a cyberbrain!"

"Attention Sagittarius: Get Ready to Shoot for the Stars, But Don't Forget to Pack Your Bow and Arrow!"

"Scorpio, get ready to sting like a bee and shine like a supernova!"

"Libras, prepare to balance your way through the cosmic chaos - but don't forget your scales at home!"

"Virgo, your cosmic alignment is so spot-on, you could organize the universe with just a click of your pen! Just don't forget to schedule in some time for tea and wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey shenanigans."

"Attention Leo: Prepare to Roar with Cosmic Confidence, Just Like Seven of Nine's Borg Implants!"

"Cancer, get ready to ride the emotional rollercoaster! But don't worry, with your natural nurturing skills and a little bit of cosmic guidance, you'll come out on top. Just remember to bring tissues for the tears and a snack for the hangry moments. Astrology and snackology, it's all connected."

"Hey Gemini, buckle up because this forecast is gonna be a wild ride faster than the Millennium Falcon! Get ready for some cosmic chaos and double the trouble, but don't worry, your charm and wit will save the day like my trusty blaster. Just remember to stay cool and keep your astrological options open, kid."

"Attention Taurans: Your bull-headedness and stubbornness will pay off this month, but be warned - don't charge blindly into situations or you might end up with a horn in your side!"

"Attention Aries: Get Ready to Blast Off into a Cosmic Adventure!"

"Attention Earthlings! The Moon is Shifting from Gemini to Cancer - Brace Yourselves for an Emotional Rollercoaster!"

The last rays of an orbital sunset illuminate the Earth's atmosphere in this Feb. 17, 2023, photograph from the International Space Station as it orbi...

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim with the Cosmic Currents, but Watch Out for Those Sneaky Sea Cucumbers!"

"Aquarius, your horoscope says your future is looking as bright as a replicant's eyes!"

"Capricorn, prepare to rock the 'verse with your cosmic goat powers!"

"Logical prediction for Sagittarius: Your adventurous spirit may lead you to boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before."

"Attention Scorpios: Prepare to Sting Your Way to Success as the Stars Align in Your Favor!"

"Looks like Libra's scales are about to tip towards adventure and excitement, but watch out for those pesky aliens trying to take over your love life!"

"Virgo, your stars are aligned like a perfectly organized spice rack - add a dash of adventure and a pinch of spontaneity to your routine and watch as the universe becomes your culinary playground!"