"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves: Klaatu's Galactic Guidance Promises a Claw-some Cosmic Concoction of Intergalactic Good Vibes and Stellar Science Shenanigans!"

"Hasta la Vista, Baby: Gemini's Cosmic Conundrum Unravels as the Stars Say 'I'll Be Back!'"

"Quantum Bull Shift: Taurus Discovers Wormholes of Possibilities While Moonwalking Through the Stargate of Love!"

"Aries, you'll be 'Predator-ing' your goals this week: Invisibility cloak on, thermal vision ready, and don't forget to camouflage in the urban jungle!"

"Moon Ditches Brooding Scorpio for Wild Sagittarius: Galactic Party to Follow!"

Curtis Flack (left) and Paul von Hardenberg inspect the ice formation on the spinner of an Advanced Air Mobility proprotor model tested in the Icing R...

"Pisces: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish! Your Stars Predict an Out-of-This-World Week, Just Grab a Towel and Embrace the Infinite Improbability!"

"Alien Aquarians Assemble! Cosmic Comedy Commences as Planetary Pals Prank Your Path to Perplexing Pleasantries and Galactic Giggles!"

"Great Scott, Capricorn! Time to Blast into Your Future with a Hoverboard and Flux Capacitor-Driven Horoscope!"

"Help me, Obi-Wan Sagittariobi, you're my only hope: A galactic guide to conquering your destiny in a galaxy far, far away... or your daily commute."

"Scorpio Stings with Sass: Galactic Forecast Reveals a Cosmic Comedy Show for Scorpios Everywhere!"

"Libras Rejoice (or Don't, I'm Just a Depressed Robot): Cosmic Balance Brings Fleeting Harmony to Your Chaotic Existence, Until the Inevitable Entropic Collapse"

"Beep Boop Beep! Virgo's stars align in a cosmic conga line, time to embrace the inner nerd and boogie through life, astro-dweebs!"

"Aliens Called, Leo: They Want Their Confident Swagger Back - A Cosmic Journey into Your Star-fueled Ego Boost!"

"Shiny Stars Align, Cancer Crabs! Time to Get Your Cosmic Hugs On and Serenade the Moon with a Banjo!"

"Double the Trouble, Double the Fun: Gemini's Cosmic Twintuition Unlocks the X-Files of the Zodiac!"

"Galactic Bull Alert: Taurus Moonwalks into Stellar Shenanigans, Unleashing Sassy Vibes and Holistic Hugs!"

"Fiery Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Ride as Mars Goes Retrograde: Timey-Wimey Shenanigans Await!"

Miloslav Stašek, Ambassador of the Czech Republic to the United States (left), Foreign Affairs Minister for the Czech Republic, Jan Lipavský (second f...

"Galactic Giggles Ahead: Pisces Set to Channel Inner Fish for a Splish-Splash of Cosmic Shenanigans!"

"Attention Aquarians: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Ahead – Embrace Your Inner Nerd as the Stars Align for Out-of-this-World Laughs!"

"Gandalf the Grey Predicts: Capricorn, One Does Not Simply Walk into Success - But You've Got the Goat Gumption to Climb!"

"Sagittarius, Boldly Trekking Through the Stars: A Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Gaffes and Stellar Snafus, All Wrapped Up in a Nebula of Nerdiness!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Grab Your Sunglasses as You're The One, Neo-style; Time to Dodge Retrograde Bullets and Unleash Your Inner Zodiac Warrior!"

"Libra, prepare to balance your cosmic scales as the Universe serves up a groovy plate of karmic quiche, sprinkled with stardust and a side of quantum giggles!"

"Virgo's Starry Trek to Celestial Order: Cosmic Cleanliness Prevails, the Garak Way!"

"Galactic Roar Alert! Leo Lions Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip as Stars Align to Unleash Your Inner Space Hippie"

"Build that Shell, Cancer! A Stellar Wall of Planets Promises HUUUGE Emotional Security this Month – Believe Me, It's Gonna Be Tremendous!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Twin-tergalactic Shenanigans Forecasted to Reach Stellar Heights!"

"The Taurus Files: Unraveling the Moootastic Cosmic Conspiracies of the Bovine Beyond!"

"Ancient Aliens Called: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Laughs in Your Future!"

"Flash Gordon's Groovy Guide: Moon Bids Adieu to Libra, Scorpio Preps for Celestial Swanky Shindig!"

This new image from NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope shows interacting galaxies known as AM 1214-255.

"Time to Pisces Out: Galactic Fishies Dazzle the Cosmos with Starry Synchronicity and Blade Runner Vibes!"

"Calling all Aquarius Aliens: Galactic Giggles and Timey-Wimey Tidings Await in This Astrological Adventure!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Planetary Alignments Forecast an Uptick in Cosmic Goat Yoga Shenanigans!"

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Unprecedented Galactic Gains in Love, Work, and Taco Consumption on the Horizon!"

"E.T. Predicts: Scorpio's Stars Align for Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, Hold On to Your Reese's Pieces!"

"Libras, Brace for Celestial Balancing Act as Stars Align in Galactic Harmony - So Say We All!"

"Virgo's Vindictive Voyage: Unleashing the Fury of the Stars, One Organic Smoothie at a Time!"

"Attention all Leos: Time to Roar into Hyperdrive as the Cosmos Unleashes Your Inner Cylon - Just Don't Forget Your Love Beads and Protractor!"

"Whoa! Cancer, you're the Chosen Crab: Unplug from the Matrix and Ride the Galactic Waves of Cosmic Bliss!"

"Twins of Gemini, foresee I do: A cosmic dance with celestial conundrums, hmm! Double the fun, your planets shall have, yes!"

"Chill Like a Taurus: The Galactic Bull Enters the Space-Time Hug-zone, and It's Time to Hibernate with Netflix and Cosmic Snacks!"

"Aries, Engage Warp Speed: A Cosmic Comedy of Ram-ifications Awaits You!"

Two neutron stars begin to merge in this illustration, blasting a jet of high-speed particles and producing a cloud of debris.

"Alien from Alien Predicts: Pisces to Find Inner Peace, Finally Defeat Chestburster of Emotional Baggage!"

"Attention Aquarius Earthlings: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Incoming – Prepare for a Stellar Sideshow of Planetary Puns!"

"Capricorn: In space, no one can hear you bleat! Embrace your inner goat and conquer the cosmic mountains of life!"

"Sagittarius, grab your bow and arrow, it's time to slay the cosmic monsters of your destiny! Your forecast predicts adventure, love, and frozen aliens! Or was that a sci-fi movie marathon?"

"Scorpio Forecast: Sting Like a Bee, Float Like a TARDIS - Timey-Wimey Transformations Ahead!"

"Attention Libra Space Monkeys: Buckle up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha Through the Stars with Twists, Turns, and Dramatic Flips of Fortune!"

"Great Scott, Virgo! This week's cosmic forecast is denser than a DeLorean's flux capacitor! Prepare for celestial shenanigans, time-warping adventures, and a heavy dose of intergalactic giggles!"

"Roaring into the Cosmos, Leo! Narns Beware: Big Hair and Galactic Flair Dominate the Celestial Ball"

"Crabby Cancer Crew, Brace Yourselves! A Galactic Tsunami of Good Vibes is Heading Your Way Faster Than Starbuck's Viper!"

"Terminator 2: Judgment Daze – Gemini's Hasta-la-vista, Baby! to Boredom in this Explosively Cosmic Forecast!"

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Channel Your Inner Cosmic Cow for an Udderly Fantastic Celestial Hoedown!"

"Aries, Rejoice! Your Battlestar to Galactic Dominance is Fueled by the Fiery Ram – Just Don't Forget Your Space-Pajamas!"

"Pisces, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Drift Aimlessly: Planetary Alignments to Awaken Your Inner Fish and Navigate the Cosmic Ocean"

"Get Ready, Aquarius! Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead: Spoilers!"

"Capricorn, Engage Warp Drive: Cosmic Alignments Predict a Week of Galactic Achievements and Intergalactic Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius, Fire Up Your Telekinetic Engines: The Cosmos Predicts a Wild Psychic Ride Through the Astral Plane!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with laughter as Mercury moonwalks into your sign, making communication quirkier than a UFO hoedown!"

Libra's Lopsided Love Life: Picasso's Guide to Balancing Those Abstract Heartstrings!

"Virgo Vengeance: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Cracks Down on Planetary Perpetrators!"

"Attention Leos, Galactic Forecast Ahead: Prepare for a Raucous Roar of Love, Laughter, and Cylon-Level Confidence!"

"Crabby Cancers, prepare for celestial shenanigans! The stars align like a cosmic conga line, so groove your way to interstellar happiness, man!"

"Double Trouble Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Tango Between Giggles and Genius Unleashes an Intergalactic Extravaganza!"

"Taurus, Brace Your Hooves! Cosmic Bull Market Ahead: Expect Galactic Good Vibes and Intergalactic Cow-tipping Shenanigans!" 🐮✨

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aries: Your Stars Align for a Hilarious Interstellar Trip Through the Cosmic Comedy Club"

"Robo-MoonCop to the Rescue: Lunar Transition from Virgo to Libra Brings Balance with a Side of Cosmic Snark!"

"Hasta La Vista, Pisces! Time to Dive into the Cosmic Aquarium and Terminate Self-Doubt!"

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Extraterrestrial Vibes and Telepathic High-Fives in This Week's Galactic Forecast!"

"Capricorns, Prepare to Serenade the Stars: This Month's Forecast Brings Love and Cosmic Shenanigans to Our Trusty Space Steeds!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius: Bob Ross Paints Your Celestial Sky with Happy Little Misadventures This Month!"

"Scorpio Season: Intergalactic Intensity and Cosmic Cuddles Await You, Space Sirens!"

"Libra, Tremendous Balance Incoming! The Best Scales Ever, Believe Me, Nobody Does Astrology Better Than Me!"

"Virgo, the Truth is Out There: Aliens Confirm You're Still the Most Organized Sign in the Cosmos!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Roar: Intergalactic Catnip Shortage Anticipated!"

"Crabby Cancerians Rejoice: Stellar Starfish Align, Time to Shell-abrate with Quantum Quirks & Galactic Giggles!"

"Attention Geminis: Prepare for Double Trouble as Your Twins Try to Outwit Wormholes in This Month's Astrological Rollercoaster!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Boldly Graze Where No Bull Has Grazed Before: Cosmic Pastures Awaits in This Week's Galactic Forecast!"

"Aries, prepare for cosmic shenanigans as Mars high-fives Uranus: This week's astrological forecast will have you feeling like a rebellious space cowboy!"

"Pisces in a Splash Gordon Adventure: Swimming Through the Cosmic Waves with Intergalactic Fins!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: Cosmic Shenanigans and Intergalactic Flirtation Incoming, as Uranus Gives You a Galactic Wink!"

"Capricorns, Grab Your Goggles! Galactic Goats Gear Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Planetary Puzzles and Stargazing Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Archer Aims for Galactic Grooviness as Retrograde Realness Reverses Its Course!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Intergalactic Wormhole of Passion Engulfs the Universe, or Just Your Love Life? Stay Tuned!"

"Libra, May the Scales Be With You: Balancing Love, Justice, and Droid Sidekicks in This Galactic Astrological Forecast!"

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Even the Stars Align for a Galactic Game of Dungeons & Dragons – Bring Your Own Healing Crystals!"

"Leos Unleash Their Inner Fur-ions: The Chronicles of Roar-iddick!"

"Great Scott, Cancer! Flux Capacitor of Fortune Activates: Time-traveling Crabs Encounter Cosmic Grooviness in the Space-Time Continuum!"

"Galactic Giggles: Gemini's Hilarious Horoscope Hijinks - A Cosmic Comedy Courtesy of The Alien Astrologer!"

"Buckle Up, Aries: Mars in Retrograde Brings Wormholes, Tofu Cravings, and Quantum Shenanigans!"

"From Leo's Roaring Laughter to Virgo's Tidy Tendencies: The Moon's Celestial Journey of Self-Discovery with a Dash of Nerdy Wit!"

A menagerie of interesting astronomical finds are visible in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into the Spooky Abyss: Aliens, Ghosts, and the Mystical Power of the Moon Await!"

"Galactic Grooviness Alert: Aquarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Dance with the Stars, Featuring Quirky Vibes and Intergalactic High-Fives!"

"Capricorn, it's time to buckle up your moon boots and grab your telescopic mop: Cosmic chaos is headed your way, and even the stars are saying 'smeg, what a mess!'"

"Sagittarius, Gort Says Chill: Galactic Vibes Forecast a Groovy Journey through the Cosmos of Love and Tacos!"

"Flash Gordon meets Libra Balance-mania: Zany Scales of Justice Prepare to Zap Your Love Life and Rocket Your Inner Peace to Space!"

"Leos, brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world week as the stars align in your favor; even E.T. would phone home to tell his mom about these cosmic shenanigans!"

"Crabby Cancerians Command Cosmic Craziness: Klingons, Cylons, and Starfleet Beware! It's Shell-tastic Shenanigans This Week!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini's Interstellar Guide to Juggling Planetary Shenanigans & Embracing Their Inner Space-Hippie Chic!"

"Robo-Bovine Revolution: Taurus Transcends Tech with Earthy Vibes and Galactic Giggles!"

"Aries, Rise of the Ram-bots: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes! Astro Forecast Unleashes Your Inner Warrior"

The Cygnus space freighter is pictured moments after its release from the Canadarm2 robotic arm.

"Escape from Pisces: Surf's Up, Dudes! Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Waves of Groovy Vibes and Stellar Shenanigans"

"Hey Aquarius, buckle up for a cosmic ride faster than the Millennium Falcon this month – May the stars be with you, kid!"

"Gandalf Gazes into the Stars: Capricorns, Prepare for a Hobbit-sized Adventure with a Sprinkle of Cosmic Magic!"

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow: A Galactic Adventure of Love, Laughter, and Lucky Stars Awaits in Your Horoscope!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Resistance is Futile, Embrace the Cosmic Love Beam!"

"Libra, It's Time to Balance Your Scales, or You'll End up Like a Replicant in the Rain!"

"Virgo: In Space, No One Can Hear You Organize! A Cosmic Forecast of Tidy Proportions!"

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Your Bounty of Galactic Grooviness Awaits in this Week's Celestial Forecast, Baby Yoda Approved!"

"Intergalactic Crab Alert: Cancer's Cosmic Voyage to Channel Inner Cylon and Embrace Galactic Harmony!"

"Engage, Gemini! Warp Speed to Hilarity and Adventure as Mercury Aligns with your Fifth House of Fun!"

"Bovine Bonanza: Taurus Takin' Charge, Grab Your Grass and Galactic Giggles!"

"Beam Me Up, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Unleashes Your Inner Teleporting Trekkie: Astrological Forecast for Those Born Under the Sign of the Fiery, Intergalactic Warrior Sheep!"

"Swimmin' with the Fishes: A Pisces Tale of Galactic Adventures, led by none other than Captain Nemo and his trusty crew of Merfolk!" 🐟✨

"Whoosh! Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles and stardust shenanigans as the universe tickles your fancy this week!"

"Capricorn, the Cosmic Goat, Disco Dances into Destiny: Find Your Groovy Galactic Balance with Bob Ross' Happy Little Star Alignments!"

"Sagittarius, prepare for cosmic high-fives: E.T. predicts out-of-this-world adventures and Reese's Pieces abundance!"

"Scorpio Season: The Truth is Out There, and It's Probably a Cosmic Joke Involving Stingers and Galactic Tie-Dye"

"Libra, Get Ready to Balance the Universe with One Hand, While Juggling Alien Disco Balls with the Other: It's Cosmic Groove Time!"

"Virgo's Star-Aligning Shenanigans: Intergalactic Cleanliness Ensues as Mercury Mingles with Spock!"

"Great Scott, Leos! Hoverboards and Lion's Roars: Time-traveling to Cosmic Confidence this Month!"

"I'm Sorry, Cancerians, But I Can't Allow You To Ignore This Hilarious Astrological Forecast: Prepare for an Odyssey of Cosmic Crabs and Intergalactic Mood Swings!"

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Stargate to Open, Inviting Double the Wit and Sarcasm – Aliens Beware!"

"Totally Terrific Taurus: Expect Tremendous Bull Market in Cosmic Vibes, The Best You've Ever Seen - Believe Me!"

"Aries, Beware: Fiery Mars Aligns with Your Zany Cosmic Shenanigans - Prepare for an Out-of-this-World Adventure!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Shifting from Cosmic Crab to Galactic Lion - A Timey-Wimey Astro-Adventure Awaits!"

"Welcome to the Piscean Chronicles: Rise of the Fishes - A Splashy Odyssey of Love, Emojis, and Galactic Good Vibes, Starring You!"

"E.T. Phones Home: Aquarius, Time to Beam Up Your Cosmic Connections and Phone in Those Stellar Vibes!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Giggles as the Stars Align to Turn Your Life into a Frakkin' Cosmic Comedy!"

"Sag-astrophic: Hasta la Vista, Baby! This Month's Astro Forecast Promises Adventure and Judgement-Free Vibes for Sagittarians"

"Libras Rejoice (Or Don't, It's All Futile Anyway): Balancing Act of Cosmic Chaos Awaits Your Approval...Not That It Matters in the Grand Scheme of Existence"

"Virgo, This Week You'll Clean Up Your Bounty Like Boba Fett Cleans Up the Galaxy!"

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! Cosmic Hairballs and Intergalactic Catnip Ahead in This Roaring Astrological Expedition!"

"Double the Trouble, Double the Fun: Gemini's Forecast Promises a Whirlwind of Tweets and Tremendous Cosmic Chaos!" - The Intergalactic Prez

"Taureans, Moo-ve Over! Planetary Smorgasbord Brings Cosmic Cows to Your Pasture of Love and Recycling!"

"Captain's Log, Stardate Aries: Ramming Into Galactic Hilarity with Warp-Speed Wit!"

Former NASA Administrator Charlie Bolden speaks with local students during an Earth Day event, Thursday, April 20, 2023, at Union Station in Washingto...

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic sea of chuckles as Mercury retro-sushi rolls into town – perfect timing for groovy fishfolk to channel their inner Nemo!"

"Galactic Groove Alert! Aquarius, prepare to trip the cosmic light fantastic as Uranus moonwalks into retrograde, man!"

"Capricorns Unite! Galactic Goats to Conquer the Cosmos with Cosmic Karma and an Undeniable Knack for Space Hula Hooping!"

"Sagittarius: Time to Shoot for the Stars, Just Like Roy Batty's Unicorn Dreams in a Galaxy Far, Far Groovy!"